Swhack! 21 August 2008
00:00:25 <nsh> i'd rather drag IE into a harlem back alley and anally savage it with a double-ended ring-binder of every w3c standard it ever failed
00:01:07 <chandler> then we'll savage the w3c standards for being crap. but at least if IE conformed it'd be predictable crap that I can write to
00:04:28 <nsh> word
00:13:37 *** xover changed the topic to: "<nsh> i'd rather drag IE into a harlem back alley and anally savage it with a double-ended ring-binder of every w3c standard it ever failed"
00:17:33 bct has parted #swhack ()
00:30:49 JibberJim has quit (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out))
00:37:29 mahound has quit ("Leaving")
00:37:55 Morbus has quit (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out))
00:44:20 [bjoern] (n=bjoern@213-102-107-118.cust.tele2.de) has joined #swhack
00:44:32 <[bjoern]> nu
00:45:39 xjrn has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))
00:50:22 oshani has quit ()
00:55:38 <Arnia> Lounge music Castlevania... http://www.ocremix.org/remix/OCR01066/
00:55:55 xjrn (n=jim@c-69-181-213-99.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) has joined #swhack
00:56:11 * [bjoern] has all ocremix up to ~1255, needs to download the latest someday...
01:10:05 <nsh> sweet
01:10:21 * Arnia remixes [bjoern]
01:10:35 <nsh> i like that you get to know how big the mp3 is
01:10:42 <nsh> to the byte, mang
01:11:12 <nsh> because sometimes, i have only six million three hundred and eighteen thousand two hundred and eighty six bytes left
01:12:22 <nslater> nsh: yo
01:14:26 <nslater> nsh: as you wish
01:26:16 [bjoern] has quit (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out))
01:28:27 * Arnia hits nslater
01:40:54 nwalsh has quit ("</norm>")
01:41:41 <chandler> *poink*
01:41:44 <chandler> ... inconcievable?
01:54:40 MacTed has quit (calvino.freenode.net irc.freenode.net)
01:54:40 JibbyBot has quit (calvino.freenode.net irc.freenode.net)
01:54:40 Noia has quit (calvino.freenode.net irc.freenode.net)
01:54:40 n5h has quit (calvino.freenode.net irc.freenode.net)
01:54:40 Tene has quit (calvino.freenode.net irc.freenode.net)
01:54:40 kainschwarz has quit (calvino.freenode.net irc.freenode.net)
01:54:40 hunterp has quit (calvino.freenode.net irc.freenode.net)
01:54:41 hunterp_ (i=hperes@vex.dreamhost.com) has joined #swhack
01:54:58 MacTed (n=Thud@twentyfourmullen.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) has joined #swhack
01:54:58 <Monty> lo MacTed
01:59:39 Tene (n=tene@castro.iodynamics.com) has joined #swhack
02:00:01 kainschwarz (n=cre8radi@85.14.221.243.static.rdns-uclo.net) has joined #swhack
02:16:23 <nslater> chandler: yo
02:17:26 <nslater> chandler: gonna use your lisp paste as my web archive for stuff i no longer want :)
02:17:29 <nslater> lisppaste2: url
02:17:29 <lisppaste2> To use the lisppaste bot, visit http://paste.lisp.org/new/swhack and enter your paste.
02:18:09 <lisppaste2> nslater pasted "asciipic source code" at http://paste.lisp.org/display/65614
02:22:50 <lisppaste2> nslater pasted "phenny announce source code" at http://paste.lisp.org/display/65615
02:23:20 <lisppaste2> nslater pasted "phenny couchdb source code" at http://paste.lisp.org/display/65616
02:23:53 <lisppaste2> nslater pasted "phenny greet source code" at http://paste.lisp.org/display/65617
02:24:55 <lisppaste2> nslater pasted "phenny log source code" at http://paste.lisp.org/display/65618
02:25:31 <lisppaste2> nslater pasted "phenny reload source code" at http://paste.lisp.org/display/65619
02:25:33 <chandler> nslater: you can paste w/o generating an announcement, fyi
02:25:56 <nslater> hehe, well, only two more to go now :p
02:27:04 <lisppaste2> nslater pasted "phenny speak source code" at http://paste.lisp.org/display/65620
02:27:32 <lisppaste2> nslater pasted "phenny tell source code" at http://paste.lisp.org/display/65621
02:27:38 <nslater> done, sorry for the spam :)
02:28:28 <nslater> i wish those pages had a link to the pastes for the channel
02:28:39 <nslater> don't you think that would be a useful addition?
02:29:31 <nslater> i tried to guess this: http://paste.lisp.org/list/swhack/
02:29:32 <nslater> .tutle
02:29:34 <nslater> .title
02:29:36 <phenny> nslater: All pastes in channel #swhack#
02:29:37 <nslater> but as you can see....
02:29:39 <nslater> wtf
02:30:03 <nslater> this http://paste.lisp.org/list could do with the channel name being linked maybe
02:37:09 jeffarch has quit (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out))
02:46:00 jeffarch (n=jja@pdpc/supporter/active/jeffarch) has joined #swhack
02:51:41 n5h (n=n5h@bytesexual.org) has joined #swhack
02:51:54 Arn1a (n=Arn1a@bytesexual.org) has joined #swhack
02:52:06 bj0ern (n=bj0ern@bytesexual.org) has joined #swhack
02:52:15 <nslater> chandler: upgradez :p
02:52:33 <nslater> yo n5h
02:52:34 <n5h> and then we can both read each others t-shirt slogans. how does dbin maintain a constantly larger locus of offensibility than anyone elses. you twats. it's a lot of time as
02:53:45 panni_ has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))
02:55:12 andersfeder has quit (Connection timed out)
03:14:31 <nslater> phenny: tell nsh thanks for the ted link the other day, very thought provoking
03:14:32 <phenny> nslater: I'll pass that on when nsh is around.
03:18:25 <thelsdj> phenny: tell sbp about http://chickencrap.com/c.php?c=1051
03:18:25 <phenny> thelsdj: I'll pass that on when sbp is around.
03:20:55 Morbus (n=morbus@c-24-34-49-157.hsd1.nh.comcast.net) has joined #swhack
03:25:20 <jsled> Man, why didn't I try pandora before?
03:25:31 <jsled> Especially now that they're saying they're going to be forced to shut down.
03:27:45 <thelsdj> yea, i just started using it last week
03:27:55 <thelsdj> whats your name? so i can share my stations
03:28:00 <jsled> jsled
03:28:16 shepazu (n=schepers@80.187.148.103) has joined #swhack
03:28:18 <thelsdj> hrm seems to just want to send by email
03:28:22 <jsled> or, uh, I guess it's
03:28:32 <jsled> What's that url?
03:29:22 <thelsdj> looks like you can go to pandora.com/people/username
03:29:54 <jsled> so you can. So, can i? :)
03:30:07 * jsled intuits
03:30:14 <thelsdj> heh
03:31:53 <jsled> Are you finding big differences between the various stations? Are they groomed, in any way?
03:32:23 <thelsdj> i've just created a bunch of different stations for the various artists i like, then i mostly use the quickmix feature to combine all the stations
03:32:32 <thelsdj> http://www.pandora.com/?sc=qm72543943
03:32:36 <thelsdj> should be my quickmix
03:32:42 <thelsdj> based on like 25 stations heh
03:33:00 <jsled> Oh. Strange.
03:39:38 <thelsdj> i rarely listen to the genre stations, mostly cause my interests lie in electronic (mostly) and i like to split that up into a bunch of sub genres so splitting them by artist is easier
03:46:30 <jsled> [[[
03:46:36 <jsled> 54. Remedy. — We finally turn to the issue of what action the Commission should take in this adjudicatory proceeding. […] Our overriding aim here is to end Comcast’s use of unreasonable network management practices, and our remedy sends the unmistakable message that Comcast’s conduct must stop.
03:46:39 <jsled> ]]] - http://hraunfoss.fcc.gov/edocs_public/attachmatch/FCC-08-183A1.pdf
03:53:52 <jsled> .g "Bulk marine inspection summary report message"
03:53:53 <phenny> jsled: http://www.stylusstudio.com/edifact/D99A/BMISRM.htm
03:57:40 <jsled> Match that, RDF.
03:58:16 <jsled> [[[
03:58:22 <jsled> Function: To define the physical sample parameters associated with a test, resulting in discrete measurements.
03:58:27 <jsled> ]]] - http://www.unece.org/trade/untdid/d08a/trsd/trsdpsd.htm
04:00:20 jeffarch_ (n=jja@pdpc/supporter/active/jeffarch) has joined #swhack
04:00:21 jeffarch has quit (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out))
04:00:34 *** jeffarch_ is now known as jeffarch
04:01:24 null__ (n=c@c-98-216-15-55.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) has joined #swhack
04:14:09 shepazutoo (n=schepers@80.187.148.103) has joined #swhack
04:16:11 shepazu has quit (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out))
04:18:36 null__ has quit ("leaving")
04:19:21 null__ (n=c@c-24-91-161-229.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) has joined #swhack
04:41:24 *** null__ is now known as cutlet
04:44:27 shepazutoo has quit (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out))
05:38:56 JibbyBot (n=JibbyBot@89.238.64.193) has joined #swhack
05:47:22 tav has quit ()
05:55:27 tav (n=tav@82.153.77.75) has joined #swhack
06:14:40 Morbus has quit (Connection reset by peer)
06:23:38 Morbus (n=morbus@c-24-34-49-157.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) has joined #swhack
06:23:38 <Monty> hi Morbus, how ya doing?
06:36:30 <cutlet> .gc notable moby murder attempts
06:36:32 <phenny> notable moby murder attempts: 4,280
07:07:41 oshani (n=oshani@152.78.165.140) has joined #swhack
07:08:09 shepazu (n=schepers@88.128.82.238) has joined #swhack
07:09:37 cutlet has quit ("leaving")
07:09:44 KiYanWang (n=KiYanWan@62.172.77.66) has joined #swhack
07:14:22 momo__ (n=c@c-24-91-161-229.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) has joined #swhack
07:20:41 mmmmmrob (n=mmmmmrob@62.172.77.66) has joined #swhack
07:22:10 Morbus has quit (Connection reset by peer)
07:34:05 momo__ has quit ("leaving")
07:36:28 tr3x has quit (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out))
07:48:21 <sbp> phenny: tell xover "In holiday and Olympic mood, I wonder what part the Bard will play (if any) in the 2012 London opening ceremony, and who (if anyone) will act as consultant. Maybe the torch will be a mini thatched Globe and set ablaze by cannon fire. Do we send in ideas on postcards?" - SHAKSPER
07:48:22 <phenny> sbp: I'll pass that on when xover is around.
07:48:23 <phenny> sbp: 03:18Z <thelsdj> tell sbp about http://chickencrap.com/c.php?c=1051
07:49:21 <sbp> thelsdj: hehe
07:50:08 <sbp> <chandler> nslater: you can paste w/o generating an announcement, fyi
07:50:24 <sbp> pfft, but if we do that then we won't have any evidence that the post once existed after chandler deletes it
07:56:10 <sbp> <Tawnos> xkcd, how drunk are you?
07:56:10 <sbp> <xkcd> Tawnos: on a scale of 1 to abraham lincoln I am yellow
07:56:20 <sbp> - http://www.xkcdb.com/?543
07:57:58 <sbp> .title http://yro.slashdot.org/yro/08/08/20/1259253.shtml
07:58:00 <phenny> sbp: Slashdot | Hacker Uncovers Chinese Olympic Fraud
08:00:59 libby (n=libby@colbert-ext.lid.theveniceproject.com) has joined #swhack
08:10:57 Morbus (n=morbus@c-24-34-49-157.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) has joined #swhack
08:11:37 dmiles_afk has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))
08:13:14 dmiles_afk (n=dmiles@c-67-168-159-175.hsd1.wa.comcast.net) has joined #swhack
08:54:36 Talliesin (n=Talliesi@86.47.160.33) has joined #swhack
08:55:10 JibberJim (n=jim@81-86-174-182.dsl.pipex.com) has joined #swhack
09:16:02 <nsh> .
09:16:03 <phenny> nsh: 03:14Z <nslater> tell nsh thanks for the ted link the other day, very thought provoking
09:26:09 chris2 (n=chris@p5B16AABF.dip0.t-ipconnect.de) has joined #swhack
09:38:22 [bjoern] (n=bjoern@213-102-98-167.cust.tele2.de) has joined #swhack
09:42:34 <sbp> yo nsh, yo [bjoern]
09:42:38 <sbp> ARE WE GETTING MAD PARTY?!
09:47:10 <[bjoern]> If you say so!
09:47:17 <sbp> ALRIGHT!
09:47:25 <sbp> ~~~~~~~~~O
09:47:36 <[bjoern]> O~~~~~~~~~
09:47:36 <sbp> - ascii balloon. or ascii sperm. but hopefully an ascii balloon
09:48:05 <[bjoern]> This is no cycling weather http://www.yr.no/sted/Tyskland/Schleswig-Holstein/Dagebüll/time_for_time.html
09:48:24 <sbp> perhaps it is you who is truly no cycling weather?
09:48:26 <[bjoern]> Yesterday's forecast was less bad.
09:48:35 <[bjoern]> Yes, perhaps it is I.
09:48:37 <sbp> it won't even load for me
09:49:16 <sbp> oh, there we go
09:49:16 <Monty> why didn't fail
09:49:27 <sbp> because I reloaded, Monty
09:49:28 <Monty> SNES gross body!!!
09:49:38 <sbp> yeah, but the PS1 wasn't much better
09:49:45 <[bjoern]> lisppaste2: url?
09:49:45 <lisppaste2> To use the lisppaste bot, visit http://paste.lisp.org/new/swhack and enter your paste.
09:50:42 <[bjoern]> I've refined my earlier version a bit...
09:50:45 <lisppaste2> [bjoern] pasted "C code, String + Offset -> line, column, char count" at http://paste.lisp.org/display/65640
09:51:42 Morbus has quit (Connection timed out)
09:51:45 <[bjoern]> .gc "Protocols of the Elders of Zion, Protocol 23"
09:51:46 <phenny> "Protocols of the Elders of Zion, Protocol 23": 426
09:51:48 <sbp> "The data is automatically generated. The meteorological model and local conditions may lead to deviation."
09:51:53 <[bjoern]> lots of those in comp lang javascript
09:52:41 <sbp> the balloons did nothing to lift our party spirits, I note
09:53:33 <[bjoern]> Fill them with nitrous oxide?
09:53:38 <sbp> hehe
09:53:43 <sbp> hehehehehehe
09:53:47 <sbp> heheheHEHehEhehehe
09:58:27 nsh has quit (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out))
10:05:12 oshani has quit ()
10:08:22 nsh (n=nsh@eduroam-52.uta.fi) has joined #swhack
10:13:51 <[bjoern]> .wik phlogiston
10:13:52 <phenny> "The phlogiston theory (from the Ancient Greek φλογιστόν phlŏgistón 'burning up,' from φλόξ phlóx 'fire'), first stated in 1667 by Johann Joachim Becher, is an obsolete scientific theory that posited the existence of, in addition to the classical four [...]" - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phlogiston
10:14:06 <sbp> .wik Luminiferous ether
10:14:07 <phenny> "In the late 19th century, 'luminiferous aether' (or 'ether'), meaning light-bearing aether, was the term used to describe a medium for the propagation of light.[1]| The word aether stems via Latin from the Greek αιθήρ, from a root meaning to kindle, burn, or shine." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luminiferous_ether
10:15:39 <[bjoern]> so http://gizmodo.com/5038298/leaked-dell-inspiron-910-mini-note-specs-and-release-date
10:16:08 <sbp> ooh
10:16:57 <sbp> 8.9 inch screen. chuckle
10:17:56 <[bjoern]> I chuckle more at the 299 USD price tag
10:18:14 <[bjoern]> that's, like, really not much in real money.
10:18:41 <sbp> yeah, that's very good
10:18:52 <sbp> cheaper than the OLPC isn't it? :-)
10:19:11 <sbp> .c 299 USD in GBP
10:19:12 <phenny> 299 U.S. dollars = 160.571398 British pounds
10:19:13 <sbp> .c 299 USD in ERU
10:19:14 <phenny> sbp: Sorry, no result.
10:19:16 <sbp> ERU
10:19:18 <sbp> .c 299 USD in EUR
10:19:19 <phenny> 299 U.S. dollars = 202.300406 Euros
10:19:21 <[bjoern]> ER, U!
10:19:25 <sbp> KK
10:19:42 <[bjoern]> 300 = 200 is a nice ratio
10:19:45 <sbp> yeah
10:20:03 <sbp> won't stay that way long at this rate though
10:20:08 <sbp> stupid world economy
10:20:38 <[bjoern]> Well once we paid the U.S. out of their little crises...
10:21:07 <sbp> I figure to pay off their debt they'll find some gold reserves on the mooon
10:21:19 <sbp> because McCain's going to be elected, isn't he?
10:21:24 <sbp> because America is pretty stupid
10:21:32 <sbp> and if he's elected, the debt's going to continue to rise
10:21:40 <sbp> so mooon gold looks like the only way out for them really
10:21:57 <[bjoern]> Yes, but not too stupid not to load off their problems overseas
10:22:25 <sbp> I saw something recently that the contractor:soldier ratio in the first Gulf War was something like 1:58
10:22:26 <[bjoern]> Look at how .eu banks are off far worse than .us banks atm, for example.
10:22:31 <sbp> at the moment it's 1:1
10:22:43 <[bjoern]> Aren't there more contractors now?
10:22:45 oshani (n=oshani@dhcp-152-78-61-24.ecs.soton.ac.uk) has joined #swhack
10:22:48 <sbp> mebbe
10:22:52 <sbp> just sayin' what I saw
10:23:06 <sbp> also, the banks may be down the tubes, but at least the eu govts. aren't in as much debt
10:23:11 <sbp> probably not even collectively?
10:23:20 * [bjoern] giggles reading "Optimise Firefox for the Asus Eee PC"
10:23:20 <sbp> is the collective government debt of the EU less than that of the US?
10:23:38 <sbp> "rm -rf Firefox, install Opera"
10:23:51 <[bjoern]> unlikely? but good q
10:24:16 <[bjoern]> It's become difficult to keep track of such things since the last wave of newcomers
10:24:22 <sbp> heh, yeah
10:24:26 <sbp> perhaps discount them
10:25:04 <[bjoern]> we have € 7,240.8 billion apparently
10:25:18 <sbp> of debt, just in de? wow, that's a lot
10:25:25 <[bjoern]> .eu
10:25:31 <[bjoern]> .c 9 trillion USD in EUR
10:25:32 <phenny> 9 trillion U.S. dollars = 6.08930988 trillion Euros
10:25:44 <[bjoern]> So we have a bit more
10:26:13 <sbp> "In July 2008, the public sector showed a surplus on current budget of £6.6 billion, compared with a surplus of £8.6 billion in July 2007."
10:26:18 <sbp> - http://www.statistics.gov.uk/cci/nugget.asp?id=206
10:26:24 <sbp> but I don't think that means overall, does it?
10:26:26 <[bjoern]> .de has slightly less than 2 trillion €
10:26:31 <sbp> public sector... hmmm
10:26:33 <sbp> *hmm
10:26:45 <[bjoern]> .wik Public sector
10:26:45 <phenny> "The public sector is the part of economic and administrative life that deals with the delivery of goods and services by and for the government, whether national, regional or local/municipal." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Public_sector
10:27:35 <sbp> oh, this looks more summarysome:
10:27:36 <sbp> .title http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2008/jan/21/economics.prebudgetreport2007
10:27:39 <phenny> sbp: Budget deficit increases to £43bn | Business | guardian.co.uk
10:31:31 <sbp> maybe I ought to steal Trio's web.py for phenny
10:32:59 <[bjoern]> You could steal it, then make an illegal copy of it, and then illegal distribute the copy back to its original owner.
10:33:00 <[bjoern]> This way you successfully stole it, but the owner is not deprived of his python goodness.
10:33:26 <sbp> well I am the original owner
10:33:34 <sbp> so there might be problems
10:33:50 <[bjoern]> If you don't tell yourself, you won't notice.
10:34:53 <sbp> I'm quite observant though!
10:39:41 <[bjoern]> Yes, dual-core atom processors, good move...
10:40:12 <sbp> how do you know?
10:40:21 <sbp> processor benchmarks are notoriously slippery bandits
10:40:46 <[bjoern]> That there is going to be one, or that it's a good move?
10:40:56 <sbp> that it's a good move
10:41:06 <sbp> in the olden days, the speed was pretty much the benchmark
10:41:10 <sbp> if it went faster, it was better
10:41:25 <sbp> these days, it's all about caching and parallelisation and efficiency and blah blah
10:41:44 <sbp> so it's hard to tell which chip is better than another chip
10:41:54 <sbp> which makes it hard to judge a chip's cost-effectiveness
10:42:49 <sbp> the processor in this laptop (2006) is 2.0GHz, and the processor in my previous box (2004) is 2.6GHz, yet this laptop clearly has more clout
10:43:26 <[bjoern]> I was thinking more, the processor was originally "designed for a 45 nm CMOS process and intended for use in ultra-mobile PCs, smart phone and other portable and low-power applications"
10:43:28 <sbp> (which is why I researched this. it was confusing)
10:43:53 <[bjoern]> dual cores didn't fit too well with that area of application in my mind...
10:43:57 <sbp> okay. so a better choice than a ... right
10:45:31 <xover> .
10:45:31 <phenny> xover: 07:48Z <sbp> tell xover "In holiday and Olympic mood, I wonder what part the Bard will play (if any) in the 2012 London opening ceremony, and who (if anyone) will act as consultant. Maybe the torch will be a mini thatched Globe and set ablaze by cannon fire. Do we send in ideas on postcards?" - SHAKSPER
10:45:53 <[bjoern]> yo xo
10:45:55 <xover> Yeah, the fuck has England to brag about except the Bard?
10:46:05 <xover> yo [
10:46:09 <xover> […]?
10:46:20 <[bjoern]> hehe
10:46:57 <xover> [[[
10:46:57 <xover> If it were done, when 'tis done, then 'twer well,
10:46:57 <xover> It were done quickly: If th' Assassination
10:46:57 <xover> Could trammell vp the Consequence, and catch
10:46:57 <xover> With his surcease, Successe: that but this blow
10:46:57 <xover> Might be the be all, and the end all.
10:46:59 <xover> ]]]
10:47:43 <sbp> why is there a comma at the end of the first line?
10:48:03 <xover> Because the Gutenberg contributors are fags.
10:48:08 <sbp> heh, heh
10:49:08 <xover> ANd because my RSC Complete is at the bottom of a five-high pile ad I couldn't be arsed to dig it out to transcribe.
10:50:50 <xover> […]: How goeth The Hunt?
10:50:51 <sbp> it's Macbeth; you should transcribe directly from the first folio!
10:51:07 <sbp> http://internetshakespeare.uvic.ca/Annex/Texts/
10:51:18 <xover> Fuck you and Maoone both, I'm with Aubrey on the Second.
10:51:21 <sbp> -> http://internetshakespeare.uvic.ca/Annex/Texts/Mac/F1/Work
10:51:24 <sbp> hehe
10:51:42 <sbp> [[[
10:51:43 <sbp> Macb.
10:51:43 <sbp> If it were done, when 'tis done, then 'twer well,
10:51:44 <sbp> It were done quickly: If th' Assassination
10:51:46 <sbp> Could trammell vp the Consequence, and catch
10:51:48 <sbp> With his surcease, Successe: that but this blow
10:51:50 <sbp> Might be the be all, and the end all.
10:51:52 <sbp> ]]]
10:51:54 <sbp> okay, FF has the comma
10:51:56 <sbp> stupid compositors
10:51:58 <xover> heh heh
10:52:08 <xover> Host. Petard. &c.
10:52:15 <[bjoern]> .c 440 USD in EUR
10:52:16 <phenny> 440 U.S. dollars = 297.63918 Euros
10:52:25 Arnia has quit ()
10:52:26 <xover> That's a pricey hooker.
10:52:30 <sbp> well we know that WS punctuated very sparingly
10:53:05 <sbp> if ever you're faced with an option on a comma or colon or anything, leave it out
10:53:09 <xover> And yet… and yet there are shelves and shelves packed full of critics arguing how many syllables will fit on the head end of a comma.
10:53:26 <sbp> indeed
10:54:37 <xover> Oh, also, vpon my return: Drama! Intrigue! Battles! / But now, I get me… another damn cup of coffee.
10:54:52 <sbp> ooh
10:55:12 <sbp> since I can't wait, I'll just check your Wikipedia contributions chart
10:56:49 <xover> Meh. WikiDrama… pointless.
10:56:51 <sbp> "Romeo And Juliet is a beautiful love story, when i watched it i couldnt stop crying.x"
10:57:00 <xover> Yes, I quote think so.
10:57:12 <xover> Quite. Quite. Quite.
10:57:37 <sbp> .gc Shakespenisarean
10:57:38 <phenny> Shakespenisarean: 0
10:58:58 <[bjoern]> .wik WWAN
10:58:58 <phenny> "WWAN, which stands for Wireless Wide Area Network, is a form of wireless network." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WWAN
10:59:22 <xover> Right. Drama.
10:59:29 <xover> .title http://www.shakespearepost.com/2008/08/20/controversy-calls-for-boycott-follow-in-wake-of-arden-shakespeare-decision-to-fire-editor/
10:59:31 <phenny> xover: The Shakespeare Post » Controversy, Calls for Boycott Follow in Wake of Arden Shakespeare Decision to Fire Editor
10:59:56 <xover> .title http://reinstatepatparker.com/
10:59:59 <[bjoern]> .gd RTS
10:59:59 <phenny> xover: [The title is empty.]
11:00:01 <phenny> RTS: A packet sent when a computer has data to transmit. The computer will wait for a CTS (Clear To Send) message before sending data.
11:06:17 maxkelley_ (n=max@cpe-74-69-17-126.rochester.res.rr.com) has joined #swhack
11:06:38 maxkelley has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))
11:11:16 [bjoern] has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))
11:11:47 *** maxkelley_ is now known as maxkelley
11:12:16 andersfeder (n=feder@0x5552b3e2.adsl.cybercity.dk) has joined #swhack
11:12:17 <Monty> welcome, andersfeder
11:12:17 oshani has quit ()
11:15:04 <nslater> moin
11:29:07 <xover> No! No moin! Bad moin! Bad!
11:30:49 <nsh> BAD MOIN
11:31:43 jeffarch has quit (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out))
11:34:38 <nslater> n5h!
11:34:39 <n5h> of course in sandboxed environments. then we're most likely not individual. ah. my bad
11:34:46 <nslater> yeah, YOUR bad
11:40:02 <nsh> NUrbad
11:40:40 <nsh> what's a reasonable upper limit to the weight of chicken you can have for lunch
11:40:48 <nslater> 3 stone
11:40:50 <nsh> before you ought to feel like a porky motherfucker?
11:40:53 <nsh> oh cool
11:40:55 <nsh> i'm just inside
11:41:02 <nslater> after that you should start worrying
11:41:13 <nsh> awesome
11:41:15 <nslater> meat poisoning is sure to follow 4 stone
11:41:20 <nsh> pft
11:41:21 <nslater> followed by violent halucinations
11:41:25 <nsh> meat poisoning
11:41:33 <nsh> u cant just maek up poisoinings
11:41:51 <nslater> actually, it's a personal coloquialism
11:41:51 <nsh> violent halucinations, otoh, always a plus
11:42:13 <nsh> u is meat lovar too?
11:42:42 <nslater> is use "X poisoning" to refer to the sensation of your body freaking out that you've had too much of something... like if you drink 10 earl greys in the space of 20 minutes, you'll get tea poisoning, and it's not very pleasent
11:43:03 <nslater> tea poisoning is actually one of the worst
11:43:14 <nsh> probably
11:43:33 <nslater> ever seen that one simpsons episode where homer starts tripping out on steak?
11:43:43 <nslater> that's gonna be you in a few minutes, probably
11:43:43 <nsh> mmm
11:43:46 <nsh> i should think so
11:43:47 <nsh> sweet
11:44:45 * sbp returns to read drama
11:44:47 <nsh> god, i love chris morris
11:45:02 <nsh> moralmometer reading less than two morals per head
11:45:21 <nsh> due to massive value haemorrage
11:46:55 <sbp> hmm, interesting
11:49:46 <sbp> http://images.loqu.com/contents/308/810/image/080819/2/2.jpg
11:49:54 <sbp> - The Man is Speaking to the Car Through a Microphone
11:50:42 <sbp> http://images.loqu.com/contents/308/810/image/080819/2/20.jpg
11:50:45 <sbp> - the car is getting wet
11:50:49 <sbp> instead of putting a roof on
11:50:54 <sbp> a man shields it with an umbrella
11:51:30 <sbp> http://images.loqu.com/contents/308/810/image/080819/2/23.jpg
11:51:40 <sbp> - the inside of the car is also a place where æsthetic sex has happened
11:52:14 <sbp> I cannot praise Bugatti highly enough. they're absolutely, absolutely bonkers
11:53:57 <sbp> chuckle, it goes 224mph with the top off
11:56:19 oshani (n=oshani@dhcp-152-78-61-24.ecs.soton.ac.uk) has joined #swhack
11:56:25 <nslater> æsthetic sex?
11:56:37 <nslater> how, in any way, is sex æsthetic?
11:57:33 <nslater> actually, after looking at those photos, I rescind that comment
11:58:25 <sbp> :-)
11:58:37 <nslater> hows things sbp?
11:58:45 <sbp> pretty cool thanks
11:58:50 <nslater> what you working on at the moment?
11:59:00 <sbp> went to the tooth ailment reliever specialist this morning
11:59:15 <sbp> and he goes "there is nothing ailing your teeth. nor is there anything ailing your gums"
11:59:18 <nslater> what, the liquor store?
11:59:21 <sbp> and lo, for I was much behappied
11:59:23 <sbp> hehe
11:59:30 <sbp> or the hardware store
11:59:56 <nslater> seriously, I don't have a dentist at the moment and the waiting list in yorkshire is about 18 months, when I get a tooth ache I buy a bag of cloves and some hard spirits
12:00:02 <nslater> and I wish I was joking
12:00:15 <sbp> this morning I worked out that "gesticulate" is like possibly the best non-rude yet totally rude sounding word
12:00:20 <sbp> oh dear
12:00:26 <sbp> 18 months? that's kinda crazy
12:00:27 <nslater> yeah, +1
12:00:40 <nslater> yeah... I know, it's a sham, my only option is to go private
12:00:50 <nslater> which I feel reluctant to on principal
12:00:51 <nsh> .ety gesticulate
12:00:52 <phenny> "1601, from pp. stem of L. gesticulari 'to gesture, mimic,' from gesticulus 'a mimicking gesture,' dim. of gestus 'gesture, carriage, posture' (see gest)." - http://etymonline.com/?term=gesticulate
12:00:58 <nsh> .ety gest
12:00:58 <phenny> "'famous deed, exploit,' c.1300, from O.Fr. geste 'action, exploit, romance,' from L. gesta 'actions, exploits,' neut. pl. of gestus, pp. of gerere 'to carry on, wage, perform' (see jest)." - http://etymonline.com/?term=gest
12:01:02 <nslater> the whole NHS dentist situation is a joke really
12:01:04 <sbp> I've heard there's a big nationwide problem with this
12:01:14 <nsh> THINE GESTS WIDESPAKEN ART
12:01:18 <nslater> why do I have to pay for a filling but not a triple heart bipass?
12:01:40 <sbp> wasn't a problem for me. they gutted my local dentists' and when it reopened I went in on like the day they opened up again to resign up on all their books and whatnot (all the dentists had changed, new management, blah blah)
12:01:52 <sbp> and they go okay, and that was it really. no problem booking checkups
12:02:09 <nslater> actually, I was always comfortable with the concept of emergency dentists... you know like emergency plumbers or whatever
12:02:11 <sbp> though I did hear that there was a massive cram rush to get on the books in the first couple of weeks
12:02:21 <sbp> heh, yeah. makes sense to me too
12:02:24 <nslater> well, it turns out that "emergency" dentists are about as useful as "emergency" plumbers
12:02:31 <sbp> how so?
12:03:29 <sbp> <EmergencyDentist> oh shit, I left all the liquor and cloves at home!!
12:03:55 <nsh> at the risk of redundancy: god, i love chris moriss
12:04:06 <nsh> and morris
12:04:06 <nslater> this one time, when I was in so much pain I was almost tripping, I had taken about 20 paracetamol in one day and had started vomiting yellow goo... I was rushed to the ER by my girlfriend at the time. I waited about 2 hours (this was at 3 in the morning and it was totally empty) and a doctor came out eventually and basically told me that he could get the emergency dentist to see me in two days but in the mean time, here are some painkillers
12:04:07 <sbp> at the risk of misspelling
12:04:10 <nsh> and morrisssrrrs
12:04:31 <sbp> here are some painkillers: d'oh!
12:04:35 <nslater> yeah, wtf
12:04:36 <sbp> what tooth was it?
12:04:44 <nslater> it was a wisdom tooth...
12:04:54 <sbp> did they give you any anti-inflammatories?
12:04:55 <nslater> I actually asked for morphine, the doctor laughed
12:05:27 <nslater> I cant remember tbh, it was a long time ago and my memories are blinded with rage
12:05:32 <sbp> hehe
12:05:53 <nslater> by the way, no matter how much pain you're in, never take 20 painkillers in one day
12:06:20 <nslater> well, unless you fancy replacing the original pain with a new, more intense pain
12:08:56 <nsh> ARGH
12:09:05 <nsh> want to wish my sister in law happy birthday via facebook
12:09:26 <nsh> BUT I HAVE TO SCROLL THROUGH EIGHT THOUSAND PAGES FOR STUPID ARSE QUIZES
12:09:40 <nslater> it's one best friends birthday today, she's a girl and she's on facebook... COINCIDENCE!?
12:09:41 <phenny> nslater: 12:07Z <jan____> tell nslater I have the configure-up-to-date check stuck in a loop. stuck in a loop. That is make, runs configure to run make, only to find that it wants to run configure again. in what scenario would it do that? would configure change files that make checks for being not changed or something?
12:10:38 <sbp> nslater: it's actually very dangerous
12:10:53 <sbp> the level of helpful and the level of toxic paracetamol is very close
12:11:00 <nslater> sbp: yes, very... I was lucky not to do my self very serious damage, the doctor was very concerned
12:11:09 <sbp> | no effect | helpful | toxic
12:11:12 <nslater> yep
12:11:27 <sbp> did the yellow goo say anything?
12:11:27 <Monty> tags?
12:11:33 <sbp> did it say tags?
12:11:43 <nslater> i started getting the worst stomach cramps... the stuff you hear about when people warn you against taking your life with painkillers
12:11:48 <nslater> no, it said nothing
12:11:55 <nsh> oh
12:12:04 <sbp> nsh: send her a telegram:
12:12:11 <nsh> whenever i expectorate yellow goo, the splodge always spells something in runic
12:12:14 <sbp> "HAPPY BIRTHDAY VIA FACEBOOK STOP RGDS NSH"
12:12:18 <nsh> lol
12:12:37 <nslater> but it affected me mentally, very strange, i became delusional and started texting people in my phone with all kinds of random bollocks, funny story there actually, but now's not the time
12:12:46 <nsh> TIEM IS NAO PLS
12:13:00 <nslater> no, ill tell you it over a pint one time
12:13:15 <sbp> he doesn't drink pints, he drinks fluid ounces
12:13:28 <nsh> alright
12:13:30 <nsh> yeah
12:13:37 <sbp> .c one pint in fluid ounces
12:13:38 <phenny> one US pint = 16 US fluid ounces
12:13:42 <nslater> sorry, ill tell you over a 1/2 liter
12:13:45 <sbp> no. not US
12:13:49 <nsh> .c fluid kilogram in pints
12:13:50 <Monty> ph34r '3TELSTRA'
12:13:50 <phenny> nsh: Sorry, no result.
12:13:52 <nsh> pft
12:13:56 <sbp> .c one UK pint in UK fluid ounces
12:13:57 <phenny> one Imperial pint = 20 Imperial fluid ounces
12:14:02 <sbp> better
12:14:06 <nsh> indeed
12:14:15 * nsh goes to vortex flies until they have spasmic fits
12:14:24 <nsh> (just for kicks)
12:14:35 <sbp> hehe. "this isn't even part of my work!"
12:15:12 <sbp> as for what I'm working on, I was seriously tempted to rip web.py out of Trio
12:15:18 <sbp> and package it as a separate piece of lolware
12:15:30 <sbp> because python's web utilities suck The Arse
12:16:39 <chandler> oh, not *that* web.py. confused me for a second
12:18:03 <sbp> yes, that might be a problem
12:18:08 <nslater> meh
12:18:08 jetscreamer (n=jetscrea@unaffiliated/jetscreamer) has joined #swhack
12:18:08 <sbp> I might call it http.py or www.py
12:18:14 <nslater> python has too many web utilities
12:18:23 <sbp> yeah, but mine works
12:18:26 <nslater> you should make a lol utility
12:18:32 <sbp> lol.py
12:18:35 <sbp> I've thought about it
12:18:35 <nslater> !
12:18:42 <nslater> from lol import jpgz
12:18:46 <sbp> especially with respect to nsh's imajinashun enjin
12:18:57 <nslater> n5h!
12:18:59 <n5h> phenny, disassemble yourself. certain circumstances can lead to page 8
12:19:05 <nslater> cryptic...
12:19:10 *** sbp changed the topic to: "<n5h> phenny, disassemble yourself. certain circumstances can lead to page 8"
12:19:32 <sbp> I could also write more for the ook
12:19:34 <sbp> OOK
12:19:43 <sbp> though I don't really have any pressing subjects right now
12:19:51 <chandler> "certain circumstancescan lead to page 8" reminds me of "values of beeta may give rise to dom"
12:19:51 jetscreamer has quit (Client Quit)
12:19:54 <sbp> would do if I looked back through my notes though
12:19:56 <chandler> .g "values of beeta may give rise to dom"
12:19:57 <phenny> chandler: No results found for '"values of beeta may give rise to dom"'.
12:20:09 <chandler> .g "give rise to dom"
12:20:09 <sbp> which brings me to another possible task: transcribe my notebooks
12:20:09 <phenny> chandler: http://cm.bell-labs.com/who/dmr/odd.html
12:20:21 <sbp> or I could work on the mystery lights site
12:20:24 <sbp> or the Coleridge site
12:20:29 <sbp> or a Welsh site in planning
12:20:42 <sbp> or I could write another Whits essay about something, maybe technobunkum take two
12:20:46 thelsdj has quit (Read error: 113 (No route to host))
12:26:33 MacTed has quit ()
12:31:10 <sbp> hmm
12:31:15 <sbp> you know what'd be cool?
12:31:25 <sbp> a site that gives N&Q articles at random from the 19th century
12:31:39 <sbp> so you just go "click" and it gives you random antiquarianism
12:31:49 <sbp> (plus a link to it all in context)
12:50:46 jeffarch (n=jja@pdpc/supporter/active/jeffarch) has joined #swhack
13:01:21 <sbp> .gc menthone
13:01:22 <phenny> menthone: 92,000
13:18:31 Arnia (n=jgeldart@0-16-cb-cc-a8-16.cb.esol.dur.ac.uk) has joined #swhack
13:22:54 MacTed (n=Thud@63.119.36.36) has joined #swhack
13:23:01 <nslater> n5h!
13:23:03 *** n5h changed the topic to: "<nslater> all numbers are chosen the ability to decipher the signs/motifs. hmm"
13:25:09 <xover> ...
13:26:14 shepazu has quit (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out))
13:28:52 <sbp> oh man, men's 400m final
13:29:01 <sbp> the fourth placed guy THROWS himself over the line
13:29:08 <sbp> goes face first into the tarmac
13:29:20 <sbp> and juuust about gets third place! brilliance
13:35:31 <Arnia> Dramatic today
13:35:59 <nsh> wtf
13:36:06 <nsh> n5h, wtf
13:36:07 *** n5h changed the topic to: "<nsh> what's fb"
13:36:57 <nslater> nsh, odd that, he wont do it very often, but I wanted to spice things up a bit :p
13:37:14 * nsh doubts nslater's "not-very-oftenising abilities"
13:37:22 <nsh> n5h, corroborate
13:37:22 <n5h> s/thing/hack
13:37:41 <nsh> so for so good, n5h; but i'm watching you mang
13:37:41 <n5h> i'm just jealous because i respect teh moneys. msx ruled
13:37:56 <sbp> .gd msx
13:37:56 <phenny> msx: Midcourse Space Experiment
13:37:57 <nsh> it's all about respecting teh moneys
13:38:01 <nslater> at the moment it's one in five, but i set it low specifically to get a taste of what it's like in practice, if that's too frequent ill double it up to ten... I want it to be random enough to be funny when it happens :)
13:38:08 <nsh> .wik Midcourse Space Experiments
13:38:10 <sbp> one in five?!
13:38:10 <phenny> "The Midcourse Space Experiment (MSX) is a Ballistic Missile Defense Organization satellite experiment (unmanned space mission) to map bright infrared sources in space." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Midcourse_Space_Experiment
13:38:19 <sbp> that's way too frequent
13:38:26 <nslater> okay, give me a new figure
13:38:35 <sbp> when I had phenny doing things 1 in 50, people were complaining
13:38:40 <sbp> I'd make it be 1 in 100
13:38:43 <nsh> .talk .gc .talk n5h .gc .talk n5h .gc .talk n5h
13:38:43 <goatov> .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk n5h .gc .talk n5h .gc .talk n5h the original.
13:38:44 <n5h> hangul is one pattern in particular i'm curious about. thanks phenny
13:38:45 <n5h> so when we have broken pipe on shift key too. shift + left of return key
13:38:45 <phenny> .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk n5h .gc .talk n5h .gc .talk n5h the original.: 662
13:38:45 <nslater> phenny is used all the time
13:38:45 <n5h> the main responsibility will be superceded
13:38:47 <goatov> .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk n5h .gc .talk n5h .gc .talk n5h the original.: 662
13:38:47 <n5h> writing style would not have time or resources enough to be around jason anymore
13:38:48 <phenny> .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk n5h .gc .talk n5h .gc .talk n5h the original.: 662: 3,780,000
13:38:48 *** n5h changed the topic to: "<phenny> oh. barbarian hoards get all lost in abstract thoughts :-"
13:38:49 <goatov> .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk n5h .gc .talk n5h .gc .talk n5h the original.: 662: 3,780,000
13:38:49 <nslater> oh shit
13:38:50 <n5h> non-trivial always seems to be an expert on the sphinx yet
13:38:52 <phenny> .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk n5h .gc .talk n5h .gc .talk n5h the original.: 662: 3,780,000: 3,780,000
13:38:52 <goatov> .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk n5h .gc .talk n5h .gc .talk n5h the original.: 662: 3,780,000: 3,780,000
13:38:52 <n5h> in thy orrisons be all that. musta been like 8 when i glanced at the conference thingumy
13:38:53 <n5h> it quotes the soliloquy
13:38:54 <nsh> OH NOES
13:38:56 <nslater> well done
13:38:57 <nsh> SOMEONE SETS YOU UP THE PWNS
13:38:57 <phenny> .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk n5h .gc .talk n5h .gc .talk n5h the original.: 662: 3,780,000: 3,780,000: 3,780,000
13:38:58 <n5h> how is stuff? morbus
13:38:58 <goatov> .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk n5h .gc .talk n5h .gc .talk n5h the original.: 662: 3,780,000: 3,780,000
13:38:59 *** n5h changed the topic to: "<goatov> at mad ewok herd"
13:39:04 <nslater> haha
13:39:04 <phenny> .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk n5h .gc .talk n5h .gc .talk n5h the original.: 662: 3,780,000: 3,780,000: 3,780,000
13:39:05 <goatov> .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .g
13:39:05 n5h changed the topic to: "<phenny> phenny, tell kragensitaker the word right refers to a particular group? why not just link to the cutting-edge. truedat"
13:39:10 <phenny> .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .g: 3,780,000
13:39:10 <goatov> .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .g
13:39:16 <phenny> .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .g: 3,780,000
13:39:17 <goatov> .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .g
13:39:18 <nslater> sbp, it stops
13:39:23 <nslater> just give it about 30 secs
13:39:23 <nsh> you stop
13:39:23 <phenny> .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .g: 3,780,000
13:39:24 <goatov> .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .g
13:39:29 <phenny> .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .g: 3,780,000
13:39:30 <goatov> .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .g
13:39:34 <nslater> sbp: phenny gets bored and refuses to continue :)
13:39:35 <phenny> .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .g: 3,780,000
13:39:36 <goatov> .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .gc .talk .g
13:39:36 <nsh> if it didn't get all full up for ".talk .gc" it'd be much more lulz
13:39:40 <nslater> yeah
13:39:42 <phenny> ...
13:39:45 <nslater> woo
13:39:49 * nslater hits nsh
13:39:50 <sbp> good phenny
13:39:51 <nsh> i only got 3 topic changes
13:39:58 <nsh> was expecting like 5 at least
13:40:19 *** nsh changed the topic to: "* n5h changes topic to '<phenny> oh. barbarian hoards get all lost in abstract thoughts :-'"
13:40:25 <nslater> sbp: anyway, my point was phenny is used all the time, n5h is only talked to a few times a day... but regardless i will decrese the probability
13:40:27 *** n5h changed the topic to: "<nslater> you should give it back. monty, why is everyone going storkrazy? pretty much"
13:40:41 <sbp> thanks
13:40:48 n5h has quit (Remote closed the connection)
13:40:55 <Arnia> hah... " but wrapping an unsigned integer in an RSS file is as elegant as the post office delivering an entire mobile home to your door with a letter in the mailbox."
13:41:05 <Arnia> — http://kineme.net/Discussion/ProgrammingQuartzComposerPatches/Howmakesafepatch
13:41:14 <nsh> word
13:41:16 Morbus (n=morbus@c-24-63-131-17.hsd1.nh.comcast.net) has joined #swhack
13:41:19 <nsh> also, rss has files?!
13:41:21 <nsh> wtf
13:41:27 <nslater> nah, it has filez
13:41:29 <nsh> i thought the point of rss was not having to have files
13:41:29 <xover> I think that's just about enough of goa tov.
13:41:37 <nsh> .yi
13:41:37 <phenny> Not yet...
13:42:09 cskaterun has quit ()
13:43:03 <nsh> .gc "Sophie Palmer"
13:43:04 <phenny> "Sophie Palmer": 4,360
13:43:14 <nslater> whereisn5hpls?!?
13:43:33 n5h (n=n5h@bytesexual.org) has joined #swhack
13:43:55 <nsh> wow
13:44:04 <n5h> when she pulled a 20050428 on me. liek, busted
13:44:05 <n5h> or function in which only went up to six out of hand. i forget. apparantly
13:44:06 <nsh> so, i made couchsurfer and globalfreeloaders accounts yesterday
13:44:06 <n5h> lol. oh, also from blake seven? http://64.233.183.104/search?q=cache:9qwmhqijq7ej:www.nicholaspyers.com/articles/20011206-oraczen/index.html+zen+computer+sci-fi&hl=en&gl=uk&ct=clnk&cd=4&client=firefox-a
13:44:07 <n5h> reason i don't even want to wire 30 euroes; no idea then
13:44:07 <n5h> hmmm
13:44:08 <n5h> definition-fetish, nslater
13:44:09 <n5h> right
13:44:10 <n5h> man, for an invention. you buy a lot more infrastructure these days
13:44:10 <nslater> whtyoudopls?
13:44:12 <n5h> so give me coffee and tv
13:44:12 <nsh> becaue i'm going to be functionally homeless in two weeks
13:44:16 *** n5h changed the topic to: "<sbp> then use dimension-reduction on clusterings of those examples. arnia"
13:44:17 <nslater> STOPNAO
13:44:18 <n5h> hrm
13:44:20 <n5h> aye
13:44:21 <sbp> much better
13:44:26 <nslater> great
13:44:32 [bjoern] (n=bjoern@213-102-96-129.cust.tele2.de) has joined #swhack
13:44:38 <sbp> [bjoern]: FACE
13:44:51 <xover> [bjoern]: UGLY
13:44:55 <[bjoern]> sbp: BUTT
13:45:00 <[bjoern]> sbp: NICE
13:45:02 <xover> [bjoern]: MUST
13:45:05 <xover> [bjoern]: KILL
13:45:10 <[bjoern]> xover: YEAH
13:45:13 <sbp> .gc "nice legs, shame about the face"
13:45:15 <phenny> "nice legs, shame about the face": 665
13:45:25 <sbp> .gs nice *, shame about the
13:45:26 <phenny> nice *, shame about the: voice (7), theory (4), hotel (4), veiw (3), suv (3), snake (3)
13:45:30 <Morbus> sbp!
13:45:30 <Morbus> http://www.cryptomundo.com/artifacts/new-hoax-video/
13:45:33 <Morbus> grab grabz
13:45:34 <sbp> .gs nice legs, shame about the *
13:45:36 <phenny> sbp: face (33), fez (4), chroma (4), fangs (3), brain (3), tennis (2)
13:45:38 <sbp> Morbus: ooh! okay
13:46:12 <nslater> no way
13:46:40 <nslater> when was it revealed to be a hoax?
13:46:46 <Morbus> two days ago, ti hink
13:46:51 <nslater> what a tool
13:48:01 <Morbus> sbp http://www.cryptomundo.com/media-appearances/winked-again/
13:48:01 <[bjoern]> .gcs "new hoax video" "old hoax video"
13:48:02 <phenny> "old hoax video" (90), "new hoax video" (79)
13:48:02 <Morbus> and another
13:48:52 <sbp> Morbus: this site is made of fail, can't download the video!
13:48:59 <Morbus> yeah. i know.
13:49:03 * Morbus sighs
13:51:40 <nsh> .ety ambassador
13:51:41 <phenny> "c.1374, from M.Fr. ambassadeur, from O.Fr. embassator, via Prov. or O.Sp. from L. ambactus 'a servant, vassal,' from Celt. amb(i)actos 'a messenger, servant,' from PIE *ambhi- 'about' *ag- 'drive, lead.' Cf. embassy." - http://etymonline.com/?term=ambassador
13:51:52 <nsh> STUPID FRENCH
13:51:59 <nsh> from now on, the word is "ambiactor"
13:52:05 <nsh> OK
13:54:01 <Morbus> sbp: lots of good updates on crypto
13:54:08 <sbp> reading
13:54:53 <nslater> .gd pie
13:54:54 <phenny> pie: dish baked in pastry-lined pan often with a pastry top
13:54:59 <nslater> i think not
13:55:05 <nslater> .wik pie linguistics
13:55:07 <phenny> "The Proto-Indo-European language (PIE) is the hypothetical common ancestor of the Indo-European languages, spoken by the Proto-Indo-Europeans." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proto-Indo-European_language
13:55:28 <nslater> the *hypothetical* Proto-Indo-Europeans
13:55:29 <procto> oh those pesky proto-indo-europeans
13:55:39 <procto> they keep wandering into my backyard at night
13:55:40 <nslater> I would like to be a PIE
13:55:43 <procto> and rummaging through my trash
13:55:47 <nslater> just so I can say "Hi, I'm a PIE"
13:56:11 <nslater> this cryptomundo site crashed mah browser
13:56:19 <sbp> Morbus: [Actually, the original YouTube posting from Dyer reportedly vanished later on Wednesday, August 20th. This archived copy is thanks to the quick work of Autumn Williams who listened to the advice to save it. Thanks to her, this is shared here as a historical document.]
13:56:28 <Morbus> ooh.
13:56:33 <sbp> weeee did it otoooo!
13:57:14 <[bjoern]> |\| |_|
14:01:09 <[bjoern]> .gs come to my *
14:01:10 <phenny> come to my *: attention (14), stream (5), house (5), funeral (5), punim (4)
14:01:20 <sbp> .gs come on in my *
14:01:22 <phenny> come on in my *: kitchen (66), car (4), kitche (3), kitch (3), kichen (3), wifes (2)
14:01:42 <[bjoern]> .gcs "come to my bed" "come on my bed" "cum on my bed" "cum to my bed"
14:01:45 <phenny> "come on my bed" (21,600), "come to my bed" (20,100), "cum on my bed" (2,340), "cum to my bed" (170)
14:02:39 <sbp> .gs come on my *
14:02:40 <phenny> come on my *: selector (11), tittys (4), waiking (3), scun (3), frieds (3)
14:02:58 <[bjoern]> .gc +fortnightly
14:02:58 <phenny> +fortnightly: 2,450,000
14:03:15 <sbp> do Germans say fortnachtly?
14:03:22 <[bjoern]> never.
14:03:27 <sbp> aw
14:05:41 <Monty> :)
14:05:47 <sbp> :-)
14:06:15 <[bjoern]> We'd use "two weeks" or "4teen days"
14:06:34 <sbp> zweiwieken?
14:06:59 <[bjoern]> .gc zweiwöchig
14:07:00 <phenny> zweiwöchig: 8,990
14:07:14 <sbp> wöchig: fun word
14:07:21 <sbp> not as good as gesticulate though
14:07:29 <[bjoern]> Well it's like weekly
14:07:35 <[bjoern]> week = woche
14:07:54 <[bjoern]> .gs my decision is *
14:07:54 <Monty> http://www.vimeo.com/1357796 Insanely cool
14:07:55 <phenny> my decision is *: made (6), final (5), correct (3), upheld (2), tomoro (2), specif (2)
14:08:02 <sbp> .title
14:08:03 <[bjoern]> .title
14:08:05 <phenny> [bjoern]: Henny makes beat on iPhone 3G using Beatmaker!!! on Vimeo
14:08:06 <phenny> sbp: Henny makes beat on iPhone 3G using Beatmaker!!! on Vimeo
14:08:08 <[bjoern]> good call sbp
14:08:33 <[bjoern]> "Bid to Reconsider Drinking Age Taps Unlikely Supporters"
14:08:37 <sbp> 14:08:02 <sbp> .title
14:08:37 <sbp> 14:08:03 <[bjoern]> .title
14:08:38 <sbp> 14:08:05 <phenny> [bjoern]: Henny makes beat on iPhone 3G using Beatmaker!!! on Vimeo
14:08:38 <sbp> 14:08:06 <phenny> sbp: Henny makes beat on iPhone 3G using Beatmaker!!! on Vimeo
14:08:44 <sbp> I pronged first, but she replied to you first!
14:08:49 <sbp> favouritism, that's what it is
14:09:13 <[bjoern]> loggy: pointer?
14:09:13 <loggy> http://swhack.com/logs/2008-08-21#T14-09-13
14:09:46 panni_ (i=hannes@ip-88-152-22-213.hsi.ish.de) has joined #swhack
14:09:55 <[bjoern]> you fake the logs too quickly for me to keep up
14:10:01 <sbp> waxlips
14:10:07 <[bjoern]> yah.
14:10:45 <[bjoern]> .wik binge drinking
14:10:46 <phenny> "For a typical adult, this pattern corresponds to consuming 8 or more drinks (male), or 4 or more drinks (female), in about 2 hours.[citation needed]|" - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Binge_drinking
14:11:14 <[bjoern]> the article continues "They [who?] note, however, that ..."
14:11:41 <[bjoern]> "drinking with the intention of becoming intoxicated" :O
14:11:56 <sbp> WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THING?!
14:11:57 <nsh> what
14:12:03 <sbp> drinking to become intoxicated
14:12:11 <nsh> sober people?
14:12:16 <sbp> ô
14:12:34 <[bjoern]> i never trusted them
14:13:11 <[bjoern]> This explains much of Eurovision,
14:13:14 <[bjoern]> "A notable exception is the Mediterranean island of Malta which has adopted the British culture of binge drinking, and where teenagers, often still in their early teens, are able to buy alcohol and drink it in the streets of the main club district, due to a lack of police enforcement of the legal drinking age of 16."
14:13:23 <sbp> ha!
14:14:37 <Morbus> bp, i'm gonna invite you to the challenge.
14:14:41 <[bjoern]> .title http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3121440.stm
14:14:43 <phenny> [bjoern]: BBC NEWS | Health | Binge drinking costing billions
14:14:45 <Morbus> you may not be able to get into it cos the site is slow as fuc
14:14:54 <[bjoern]> how slow is fuc?
14:14:56 <sbp> you should wake up earlier
14:14:58 <[bjoern]> worse than isdn?
14:15:38 <Morbus> sbp: i'm taking screenshots of all the solves too.
14:15:50 <Morbus> but, yeah, i don't think the site is gonna let this work cos it's so slow.
14:16:49 <Morbus> thanks, grabbnigm.
14:17:07 <Morbus> sbp: lemme know if youg ot an email
14:18:21 <Arnia> Do they ever work out what the cost would be if there wasn't binge drinking (or similar)?
14:20:01 <Morbus> sbp: DID YOUR?!!
14:22:05 <sbp> "costing billions" is a silly thing to say anyway
14:22:11 <sbp> costs whom? mainly the drinkers, I presume
14:22:22 <sbp> and if they're going to piss their own money away, that's their own business to choose
14:22:35 <sbp> if the cost is in incidental harm to others, violence and so on, then that might be worth reporting
14:22:56 <sbp> but reporting such a thing cumulatively doesn't really make much sense
14:23:07 <sbp> if there were twice as many people in Britain, the figure would presumably be twice as much
14:23:29 <sbp> what does it really tell you? it just sounds freakyable because it's got "billions" and billions sounds biiig
14:24:16 <sbp> ah yes, it's about incidental harm
14:24:23 <sbp> but in terms of damage to business, of all things
14:24:40 <sbp> and it still doesn't make any sense to report a cumulative figure
14:25:17 <sbp> "Up to 1.3 million children are affected by parents with drink problems, the report said." - this, on the other hand, seems depressing enough a fact to be worth reporting
14:25:39 <sbp> that's something the NSPCC ought to be working into their materials I suppose
14:25:47 <Morbus> DID YOU?!
14:25:49 <nsh> .ety ludicrous
14:25:50 <phenny> "1619, 'pertaining to play or sport,' from L. ludicrus, from ludicrum 'source of amusement, joke,' from ludere 'to play,' which, with L. ludus 'a game, play,' may be from Etruscan, or from a PIE base *leid- 'to play.' Sense of 'ridiculous' is attested from 1782." - http://etymonline.com/?term=ludicrous
14:26:00 <nsh> .gcs ludicrity ludicrousness
14:26:00 <sbp> Morbus: checking. I won't sign up anyway, because I don't really like this sort of thing
14:26:01 <phenny> ludicrousness (83,100), ludicrity (824)
14:26:08 <Morbus> I NEED PIOINTS> AHSHSHDAS
14:26:19 <sbp> ask all the other asshats in here then!
14:26:29 <sbp> they're more gullible than I am
14:26:38 <Morbus> GOD UI AHTE YOU SO SMUCH
14:26:43 <sbp> hehe
14:26:50 <Arnia> sbp: does that mean they HAVE parents with drink problems, or that there is some measure of effect?
14:27:02 <sbp> I'm weaning you off your addiction to pozels when you should be working on your trickle-resources
14:27:04 <nsh> .ety whimsy
14:27:04 <phenny> "1605, probably related to whimwham." - http://etymonline.com/?term=whimsy
14:27:09 <nsh> .ety whimwham
14:27:10 <nsh> WTF
14:27:10 <phenny> "'whimsical device, trifle,' 1529, of unknown origin; perhaps from Scand. (cf. O.N. hvima 'to let the eyes wander,' Norw. kvima 'to flutter,' or an arbitrary native formation (cf. flim-flam)." - http://etymonline.com/?term=whimwham
14:27:18 <sbp> so in the long run, I am doing you The Thing
14:27:19 <nsh> .ety flim-flam
14:27:20 <phenny> "1538, a contemptuous echoic construction." - http://etymonline.com/?term=flim-flam
14:27:36 <sbp> Arnia: indeed, it's a vague bit of statementry
14:27:51 <sbp> also, it starts with "Up to"
14:27:55 <sbp> what the hell does that mean?
14:28:07 <sbp> up to 200 Swhackers have won the Nobel Prize this year!
14:28:09 <sbp> - perfectly true
14:28:36 <sbp> "up to" just frames it as an overestimate to begin with
14:28:52 <sbp> which automatically makes me think "well why didn't you try to report a more accurate figure?"
14:29:03 <nsh> .gcs unquenchible unquenchable
14:29:04 <phenny> unquenchable (957,000), unquenchible (381)
14:29:34 <sbp> actually, this makes me think about how they collected that evidence too
14:29:52 <sbp> if they did it by checking how many kids were being affected out of a thousand, say...
14:30:04 <sbp> it reminds me of the guy who looked at 10,000 words in the OED to see if he knew them or not
14:30:16 <sbp> and then scaled them up to the size of the OED to get his overall vocabulary
14:30:44 <sbp> and it was ridiculously high compared to other metrics for deducing vocabulary (which is notoriously, notoriously difficult to define and measure anyway, but...)
14:31:07 <sbp> Morbus: hmm, I didn't get the email yet
14:31:11 <Arnia> I go by a short measure
14:31:12 <Monty> bancus: http://www.sauzatequila.com/
14:31:23 <sbp> short measure?
14:31:59 <Arnia> I have a vocabulary of at least 15 000 words because they are the number of accepted (dictionary present) words I've used on IRC in one channel in a one year period
14:32:21 <Arnia> So, that places a lower bound (which seems more sensible)
14:32:41 <Morbus> woot! just got 80%
14:32:46 * Morbus phbtt's at sbp
14:32:59 <sbp> Arnia: why not "on IRC in all time"?
14:33:59 <nsh> nother word for "role" or "character" ?
14:34:02 <sbp> Morbus: fortipeeedia!
14:34:09 <sbp> nsh: showlackey
14:34:17 <Arnia> sbp: because I don't have that figure
14:34:17 <Morbus> ARGH, the site didn't save it.
14:34:19 <nsh> less esoteric pls
14:34:21 <xover> nsh: rôle or roll
14:34:24 <Arnia> sbp: or the data to calculate it
14:34:29 <nsh> (writing for couchsurfer profile)
14:34:32 <sbp> capacity?
14:34:48 <nsh> mm
14:34:49 <Arnia> Actually, it would be interesting to do it with the swhack logs
14:34:55 <Arnia> For each of us...
14:35:26 <nsh> nevermind, i changed the later part to avoid using three synonyms
14:35:28 <sbp> I have a 400,000 word wordlist
14:35:34 <nsh> "I wear all types of masks, and can generally adopt a character that fits most any place or person, and yet try to ensure that each role is made my own such that act does more to reveal who I am than conceal it."
14:35:36 <sbp> I could probably grep things out and do a comm -31 or whatever
14:35:40 <sbp> doing this thing
14:35:46 <Arnia> sbp: Ever considered turning the logs into a CSV or TSV data file?
14:35:56 <sbp> nope
14:36:15 <Arnia> it would make processing them through many statistical and linguistics tools much easier
14:37:56 <sbp> sbp@gimble:/var/www/swhack.com/logs$ grep '<sbp>' *.txt | egrep -o '[A-Za-z]+' | tr '{A-Z}' '{a-z}' | sort -u > ~/sbp-words.txt
14:37:56 <Monty> "you"
14:37:59 <sbp> nu
14:38:06 <sbp> (crude, but...)
14:38:59 <sbp> ah, comm -21
14:39:11 [bjoern] has quit (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out))
14:39:32 <sbp> sbp: 42,840
14:39:46 <sbp> anybody else want me to do theirs?
14:40:14 <jsled> SURE.
14:40:20 <sbp> 'k
14:41:33 <sbp> jsled: 10,625
14:42:17 <jsled> wëak.
14:45:00 <sbp> also it's a bit silly because it doesn't measure capacity to coin neologwordiverbisms
14:45:45 <nsh> what
14:45:48 <nsh> how many words sprake nsh?
14:46:11 <sbp> this is unique words that appear in my 400,000 word wordlist, note
14:46:13 <nsh> i droth to think ponit
14:46:14 <sbp> nsh: 17,443
14:46:23 <nsh> oOo
14:46:36 <nsh> that doesn't count nshologisms
14:46:39 <sbp> yeah
14:46:45 <nsh> (as you said yah)
14:46:46 * nsh nods
14:46:53 <nsh> how to remove other nicks and urls and stuffs
14:47:02 <sbp> well, that's what the wordlist does
14:47:07 <nsh> yeah well
14:47:08 <sbp> unless those nicks and urls are in the wordlist
14:47:21 <nsh> there's a difference between not in word list and no semantic content
14:47:37 <nsh> but very hard to differentiate the two
14:47:43 <sbp> also, all stuffs is only counted one
14:47:51 <sbp> so nicknames are hardly going to perturb it all that much
14:47:52 * nsh nods
14:48:00 <sbp> how many people in here have names which are words?
14:48:05 <sbp> chandler is the first I see in the list
14:48:09 <sbp> and I know what the word chandler means
14:48:15 <sbp> and eel
14:48:16 <nsh> it's a kind of turtle fetish
14:48:18 <sbp> I know what an eel is
14:48:20 <sbp> hehe
14:48:24 <sbp> and eel is not a turtle fetish!!
14:48:44 <sbp> hmm. those are the only two words
14:48:55 <sbp> unless Cutout counts
14:48:56 <nsh> chandler is defined as a moderate to middling fetish for turtles riding penny farthings while smoking a pipe and reading the financial times
14:48:57 <nsh> (fact)
14:48:59 jeffarch has quit ("bbl")
14:49:09 <sbp> cutout is in my wordlist, so yes
14:49:23 <nsh> who ever spoke to cutout though?
14:49:24 <nsh> EVAR
14:49:32 <sbp> yeah, who or what even is cutout?
14:49:43 <sbp> oh, it's someone's bot
14:49:46 <sbp> Cutout: YO
14:49:46 <Cutout> Really?
14:49:48 <sbp> YES
14:50:11 <nsh> Cutout, help
14:50:11 <Cutout> Really?
14:50:15 <nsh> meh
14:50:28 <sbp> a turtle riding a penny farthing would actually be really cool
14:50:33 <nsh> realz
14:50:36 <sbp> and doing that other stuff that you said
14:50:52 <nsh> 42,840?!?!?!?
14:50:55 <sbp> <turtle> *poff* *poff* top of the morning to you, lad! [rings his bell]
14:51:02 <sbp> yeah. heh. I talk lots
14:51:09 <nsh> i reckon you piped the complete works of english literature here when we weren't looking
14:51:13 <sbp> hehe
14:51:14 <Monty> works a 1/2 liter
14:51:16 <Arnia> sbp: what's mine?
14:51:19 <sbp> I did it *whilst* you were looking
14:51:22 <nsh> is can have diff of mywords yourwords kplsthx
14:51:34 <sbp> Arnia: 21,406
14:51:43 <sbp> nsh: good idea. hang on
14:51:56 shepazu (n=schepers@80.187.146.36) has joined #swhack
14:51:59 <nsh> shepazu!
14:52:41 <sbp> sample:
14:52:42 <sbp> aback
14:52:43 <sbp> abacuses
14:52:45 <sbp> abalone
14:52:47 <sbp> abampere
14:52:49 <sbp> abandoning
14:52:51 <sbp> abandons
14:52:53 <sbp> abashed
14:52:55 <sbp> abated
14:53:12 <nsh> sbp, put to sekret dir files pls
14:53:34 <sbp> wow, I really did say "abampere"
14:53:44 <nsh> .g sbp swhack abampere
14:53:45 <phenny> nsh: http://blogspace.com/swhack/chatlogs/2002-06-17.html
14:53:49 <sbp> [[[
14:53:50 <sbp> 21:49:09 <sbp> turned out that the dictionary sucks-ass, so it didn't work
14:53:50 <sbp> 21:49:10 <Morbus> the only reason I chose MT was becuase it wasn't heavy
14:53:50 <sbp> 21:49:42 <sbp> it's missing words like "including", "effective", and "available"
14:53:51 <sbp> 21:50:18 <sbp> and yet it includes "abampere". ugh
14:53:53 <sbp> 21:50:36 <AaronSw> teh!
14:53:55 <sbp> ]]]
14:53:56 <nsh> lol
14:54:01 <nsh> i think i remember that
14:54:05 <nsh> what year?
14:54:07 <sbp> 2002
14:54:12 <sbp> see, this is why I won so hard
14:54:17 <nsh> no, i wasn't here
14:54:23 <nsh> because you is dictionary CRITIC
14:54:28 <sbp> yeah
14:54:37 <sbp> "ugh, X is in the dictionary and Y isn't! and what about Z!"
14:54:45 <nsh> hehe
14:54:48 <nsh> but wait
14:54:52 <nsh> we have to enfairen this
14:55:01 <nsh> modify program to take random intervals of growing length
14:55:07 <nsh> and determine winner for each length range
14:55:09 <sbp> it's based strongly on a ratio of ... yes
14:55:16 <sbp> well I did this before, somewhen
14:55:18 <sbp> plotting it out
14:55:22 <nsh> mmm
14:55:23 <nsh> cools
14:55:25 <sbp> it follows an interesting curve
14:55:29 <nsh> makes me want to productives be
14:55:42 <sbp> so what you do is plot it for loads of samples of writin
14:55:45 <sbp> ...g
14:55:48 <sbp> and you get that nice curve
14:55:53 <nsh> splainmore
14:55:59 <sbp> then to see how much you rock, you see how far above or below the curve you are
14:56:12 <sbp> well, plot is overall words : unique words in dictionary
14:56:14 <nsh> what is dependent and independent variables of curve
14:56:18 <nsh> oh, i sees
14:56:35 <nsh> i don't think you can be above curve
14:56:39 <nsh> unless it's for some average
14:56:46 <sbp> yeah, the curve is the average
14:56:57 <sbp> the best ratio possible is 1:1 of course
14:57:05 <nsh> this would be cool with CSS and little sliders
14:57:07 <sbp> you'd have to say a new word each time, never repeating yourself, for that
14:57:17 <sbp> such as if you pasted in a thesaurus or something
14:57:19 <nsh> that would be a viddy unsensical
14:58:01 <sbp> I'd expect Arnia to be highest over the curve, thinking about it
14:58:18 <sbp> I think we even tried to work this out once before
14:59:31 <nsh> mmm
14:59:56 leobard (n=Miranda@dfki-046.dfki.uni-kl.de) has joined #swhack
15:00:33 <sbp> hey, we can do this by tail -n Ning our words
15:00:34 <nsh> .ety trappings
15:00:34 <phenny> "'ornamental covering for a horse,' 1398, from M.E. trappe 'cloth for a horse' (c.1300), alteration of M.Fr. drap 'cloth' (see drape)." - http://etymonline.com/?term=trappings
15:01:27 <sbp> we're all over 150,000 words
15:01:31 <sbp> so I'll tail -n 150000
15:01:39 <nsh> okies
15:02:01 <nsh> (time would be a bit different, but this balances out talk density too)
15:02:41 * nsh strongly suspects that his overemployment of nshtalk in the last half year or so will incur a heavy penalty)
15:03:35 <sbp> yeah
15:04:04 <sbp> I'll give raw unique word counts too though
15:04:58 <nsh> cool falopians
15:05:11 <nsh> * fallopians
15:05:24 <nsh> wow, there's an "Old Fallopians Cricket Club"
15:05:29 <nsh> .g old fallopians cricket
15:05:31 <phenny> nsh: http://www.oldfallopians.co.uk/
15:05:38 <nsh> .ety fallopian
15:05:39 <phenny> Can't find the etymology for "fallopian". Try http://etymonline.com/?search=fallopian
15:06:10 <nsh> (also know as salpinges, singular: salpinx)
15:06:21 * nsh going to use salpinx as new cryptoinsult
15:07:04 <nsh> .t
15:07:04 <phenny> Thu, 21 Aug 2008 15:07:04 GMT
15:07:14 <nsh> .ety pungent
15:07:15 <phenny> "1597, 'sharp, poignant' (of pain or grief), from L. pungentem (nom. pungens), prp. of pungere 'to prick, pierce, sting,' related to pugnus 'fist' (see pugnacious)." - http://etymonline.com/?term=pungent
15:07:52 nwalsh (n=ndw@gw2.mcgraw-hill.com) has joined #swhack
15:08:35 nwalsh has quit (Client Quit)
15:10:05 <sbp> wow, this is surprising!
15:10:06 <sbp> nsh: 13,167 / 18,479
15:10:06 <sbp> sbp: 11,236 / 14,376
15:10:06 <sbp> xover: 11,017 / 14,418
15:10:06 <sbp> jsled: 10,076 / 13,937
15:10:06 <sbp> Arnia: 9,906 / 11,697
15:10:25 <xover> What're these counts?
15:10:41 <sbp> the first column is unique words in your last 150,000 words which are in my wordlist
15:10:49 <sbp> the second column is unique words in your last 150,000 words
15:11:02 <Morbus> i am entirely un-ique.
15:11:02 <sbp> so the second column will include stuff like paijrgipajrg
15:11:10 <sbp> but it only includes everything once
15:11:21 <sbp> first column only includes everything once too
15:11:30 <sbp> but also has the restriction that it be a word which is also in my superwordlist
15:11:34 <xover> That's… surprising.
15:12:01 <sbp> yeah
15:12:33 <nsh> FTW!
15:12:49 <sbp> hey, we can apply this test to Shakespeare too
15:12:56 <nsh> i am officially full of crap, the numbers don't lie!
15:12:58 <nsh> oo
15:13:00 <nsh> that would be cool
15:13:02 <nsh> oh man
15:13:07 <nsh> we should steal the times archives
15:13:13 <nsh> and do 150,000 words from each decade
15:13:21 <nsh> that would be awesome
15:13:29 <xover> Use Shaks rather than your Überwôrdlíst?
15:13:41 <nsh> i think use 150,000 words of shaks
15:13:44 <nsh> but that would be cool too
15:14:27 <sbp> Shakespeare: 9,547 / 10,149
15:15:12 <nsh> haha
15:15:18 <nsh> shakespeare pwnts
15:15:46 <nsh> oh, hey
15:15:48 <nsh> what would also be cool
15:16:07 <nsh> is to make a graph of the uniqueness as you remove the most commonly repeated words
15:16:38 <nsh> so we each have a (two) ratio of X thousand to 150 thousand for all words
15:17:02 <nsh> but then as you get rid of "the" "and" "a" "lulz" "zomgwtfbbq"
15:17:06 <nsh> that ratio will increase
15:17:28 <nsh> would be good to normalise and then see what the curves of the uniquenes ratio do
15:17:43 <nsh> spect that would require codewerx though
15:18:34 <xover> Oh yes, and some ratio of unique words to total words. Frequency.
15:18:34 <Monty> Blew out once too many syllables will increase air resistance some name then to kindle, burn, or www.py
15:19:11 <sbp> okay, this measures as xover suggests:
15:19:16 <sbp> that is to say, overlap with Shakespeare:
15:19:17 <sbp> nsh: 6,031
15:19:17 <sbp> sbp: 5,572
15:19:17 <sbp> xover: 5,335
15:19:17 <sbp> Arnia: 4,880
15:19:21 <sbp> jsled: 4,868
15:19:50 <xover> jsled and Arnia wying for a place in the lead…
15:19:59 <sbp> xover: this is normalised against total words because we use only the most recent 150,000 words of each person
15:20:16 <xover> Oh, right
15:20:31 <chandler> but what about Monty?!
15:20:33 <Monty> he's elected, the swings
15:20:39 <sbp> he's elected
15:20:46 <chandler> oh right
15:21:05 <nsh> Monty was appointed; the problem is, he seems to think he was *annointed*
15:21:08 <Monty> python has happened to differentiate the JSON API...
15:21:15 <nsh> (originanly a statement about john ashcroft)
15:21:18 <sbp> (happened.)
15:21:22 <nsh> (realz)
15:21:33 <nsh> <MORE SHAKESPEARE OVERLAP>
15:21:35 <xover> Python has happened! Python people! Python!
15:21:37 <chandler> (n5h)
15:21:38 <n5h> hrmmmm
15:21:45 <nsh> hrrrrrmmmmms n5h
15:21:46 *** n5h changed the topic to: "<nsh> compared to the podium"
15:22:10 * jsled smacks n5h
15:22:11 *** n5h changed the topic to: "<jsled> hold up. this is the notion of truth value. which means that the distributive law holds? ok"
15:22:15 <sbp> phenny: tell nslater the topic function is not a success
15:22:15 <phenny> sbp: I'll pass that on when nslater is around.
15:22:39 <chandler> .talk phenny: tell n5h to change the topic
15:22:39 <n5h> pft, who's going to use paypal because it's countering something that follows you down the fallacy-hatches. wow, i thought phenny would implode :-
15:22:40 <goatov> phenny: tell n5h to change the topic ?
15:22:40 <n5h> true. another obstacle that i can do that, you've solved ai
15:22:40 <phenny> goatov: I'll pass that on when n5h is around.
15:22:41 <n5h> that sucks. hmm. interesting
15:22:41 <phenny> n5h: 15:22Z <goatov> tell n5h to change the topic ?
15:22:42 <n5h> when's the landing
15:22:57 <nsh> mmm
15:22:57 <chandler> BAD N5H
15:22:58 <n5h> rest of whit
15:23:00 <nsh> fallacy-hatches
15:23:13 <sbp> DOWN THE FALLACY-HATCHES!
15:23:24 <nsh> BATTON THE CONTRADICTION TUBES
15:23:30 <nsh> .ety batton
15:23:30 <phenny> Can't find the etymology for "batton". Try http://etymonline.com/?search=batton
15:23:32 <xover> There is a bot-abuse treshold rapidly approaching.
15:23:32 *** chandler changed the topic to: "<sbp> DOWN THE FALLACY-HATCHES!"
15:23:37 <nslater> sbp: :(
15:23:38 <phenny> nslater: 15:22Z <sbp> tell nslater the topic function is not a success
15:23:39 <nsh> .ety batten
15:23:41 <phenny> "'strip of wood (especially used to fasten canvas over ships' hatches),' 1658, Anglicized version of baton 'a stick, a staff' (see baton)." - http://etymonline.com/?term=batten
15:23:49 nwalsh (n=ndw@gw2.mcgraw-hill.com) has joined #swhack
15:23:52 <nsh> wtf
15:23:58 <nsh> do a google search for batten
15:24:01 <nsh> middle picture
15:24:01 nwalsh has quit (Remote closed the connection)
15:24:05 <nsh> ASPLAIN PLS
15:24:09 <nslater> lawl
15:24:12 <nsh> wait, right picture too...
15:24:15 <nslater> hawt
15:24:19 <nsh> there's a dead girl by the model train tracks
15:24:26 <nsh> HOLY SHIT SHE'S A GIANT
15:24:31 <nslater> nsh: expand to view all
15:24:32 <nsh> A GIANT HOT GIRL IN UNDERWEAR
15:24:34 <nslater> more weird pictures
15:24:39 <nslater> lots of gients
15:24:41 <sbp> this? http://www.lostateminor.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/julia-fullerton-batten2.jpg
15:24:47 <xover> .title http://juliafullerton-batten.com/
15:24:48 <phenny> xover: JULIA FULLERTON-BATTEN
15:24:50 <nsh> yeah
15:24:57 <nsh> JILLA FULLERTON-BATTEN
15:25:03 <nsh> JULIA FULLTERTON-BATTEN
15:25:09 * nsh is going to be chanting that all day now
15:25:11 <nslater> love this: http://www.doobybrain.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/julia-fullerton-batten-02.jpg
15:25:16 <sbp> the one on the right is... right
15:25:17 <sbp> odd too
15:25:25 <nsh> man, there's nothing not right about this picture
15:25:32 <nslater> can you imagine meeting a woman that big
15:25:36 <nsh> she's huge, she's scantily dressed, she's obstructing traffic with a milk bottle
15:25:39 <nsh> CAN I?!?!?
15:25:45 <sbp> you could pitch tent inside her nostril
15:25:51 <nsh> hahaha
15:25:54 <nsh> oh man
15:25:54 <nslater> I wasnt thinking about nostrils, tbh
15:25:58 <nsh> wtf
15:26:01 <sbp> that's what makes it funny
15:26:03 * nsh is going to write to this girl
15:26:21 <nslater> http://www.lostateminor.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/julia-fullerton-batten.jpg
15:26:21 <nsh> she's obviously found lilliput
15:26:25 <nslater> stuff of nightmares
15:26:28 <nsh> and needs a king to rule over it with he
15:26:29 <nsh> r
15:26:43 <nsh> OK FREAKY NAO
15:26:48 <nslater> NAO!?!?!?!
15:27:02 <sbp> I'll bet you could still piss on her knee from the top of the ramparts
15:27:08 <nsh> http://www.lostateminor.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/julia-fullerton-batten2.jpg my new wallpaper
15:27:09 <sbp> I mean, if you wanted to
15:27:13 <nsh> lol
15:27:22 <nslater> wtf http://www.womeninphotography.org/beauty/exhibit/portrait/index.html
15:27:59 <nslater> that's the weirdest selection of photos
15:28:13 <sbp> it's art mang!
15:28:18 <nslater> art can be weird
15:28:19 <nslater> win: http://juliafullerton-batten.com/
15:28:25 <nsh> lol
15:28:37 <nsh> BATTENS: BRINGER OF ALL GOOD THINGS
15:28:44 <nslater> woah, some of these pics are amazing
15:28:48 * nsh is going to marry this girl
15:28:50 <chandler> yay, I've been punished for not turning off allow javascript resize on my browser
15:29:19 <nsh> ugh, one picture appears to have hazy whinehouse in it
15:29:26 <nslater> lol
15:29:27 <sbp> http://www.doobybrain.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/julia-fullerton-batten-02.jpg
15:29:35 <nslater> just posted that!
15:29:46 <nslater> n5h, change the topic!
15:29:47 <n5h> but are funny about it
15:29:54 <nslater> no, not are funny
15:30:17 <nsh> man, art is cool
15:30:21 <xover> Monty: next subject please?
15:30:22 <nslater> erm
15:30:22 <Monty> Are you and morrisssrrrs
15:30:26 <sbp> http://www.sexinart.net/2008/08/21/the-mofos-photostream/
15:30:26 <nsh> sbp
15:30:27 <nslater> ... i think you mean "art are cool"
15:30:29 <sbp> hellos
15:30:34 <nsh> did you ever find a list of words for "cool"?
15:30:39 <nsh> through the ages
15:30:40 <sbp> whatpls
15:30:45 <nsh> like, superlatives
15:30:47 <sbp> you never even asked me for that!
15:30:48 <xover> sex in art? Now this looks promising!
15:30:50 <nsh> emphatisisms
15:30:51 <nsh> well
15:30:55 <nslater> yeah, this is good
15:30:58 <nsh> you should be able to guess these things mang
15:31:04 <nslater> http://www.flickr.com/photos/the_mofo/
15:31:10 <nslater> woah
15:31:12 * nsh can't even think of how to search
15:31:15 <nslater> epic
15:31:29 <sbp> http://www.sexinart.net/wp-content/uploads/frede.jpg
15:31:48 <nsh> is safe for wor--haha who am i kidding, i don't care
15:31:54 <nsh> o wow
15:32:00 <nsh> at least he's not using his beak
15:32:12 <nslater> srs, go to his flickr
15:32:19 <nsh> must be signed in
15:32:23 <nslater> sign in then
15:32:24 <nsh> nslater's flickr account pls
15:32:35 <nsh> like i have a flickr account
15:32:56 <nslater> wtf http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3062/2731940133_1a8d1dea20.jpg?v=0
15:33:07 <nslater> maeks no sense pls
15:33:16 <nsh> if i was where he was
15:33:21 <nsh> it would make *perfect* sense
15:33:49 <nslater> um...
15:33:54 <nslater> [[[
15:33:55 <nslater> In May 2008 I was back home in my hometown of Plymouth, Devon. I went to for a walk in the central park and found Zinzi and Sam. They were kissing on the bench. I asked them if I could take some photos of them.
15:33:59 <nslater> Sam the boy was quite shy at first…Zinzi wasn’t. I had a pair of stripy tights in my bag that I bought intending for another shoot, but I asked Zinzi if she didn’t mind wearing them.
15:34:03 <nslater> She didn’t…
15:34:06 <nslater> ]]]
15:34:10 <nslater> she then posts pictures of some teenager fingering his half naked girl friend on the intertoobs
15:34:16 <nslater> he, she, whatever
15:34:20 <nslater> http://www.flickr.com/photos/the_mofo/2546171371/
15:36:07 <sbp> [[[
15:36:08 <sbp> Later, when Ron Kampeas from Jewish Telegraphic Agency asked how the McCain could square its critique of Obama's adviser with senior foreign policy adviser Randy Scheunemann's own lobbying work on behalf of foreign governments, he was suddenly disconnected from the call in mid-sentence. Kampeas told the Politico he thought he was "cut off."
15:36:21 <sbp> ]]] - huffingtonpost
15:36:52 <jsled> phenny: tell morbus video in <http://www.ps3fanboy.com/2008/08/20/littlebigplanet-european-release-date-set-in-stone/> is awesome.
15:36:53 <phenny> jsled: I'll pass that on when morbus is around.
15:37:04 <nsh> mmm
15:37:33 <nsh> http://onlineslangdictionary.com/thesaurus/words+meaning+cool,+dope,+awesome,+fun,+good.html
15:37:58 <nsh> i think with the right intonation, any word can be an expression of superlative appreciation
15:38:23 <sbp> cueball!
15:38:28 <nsh> fuck me mang, you shoulda seen this lulzfest pile-up on the m12, that shit was downright BOVINE mofo
15:38:35 * nsh might use "bovine" this week
15:38:38 <nsh> see if it catches on
15:38:43 <sbp> bovine. good idea
15:38:55 <nslater> .gc bovination
15:38:56 <phenny> bovination: 6,780
15:38:57 <nsh> then you can shorten it to "bove"
15:39:02 <nslater> .gc bovinater
15:39:04 <nsh> say, what's the boves grandpa?
15:39:04 <phenny> bovinater: 173
15:39:14 <nslater> .gc bovintastical
15:39:16 <phenny> bovintastical: 0
15:39:16 <sbp> the sliffy boves
15:39:30 <nslater> .gc bovine *
15:39:31 <nsh> ghetto
15:39:31 <nsh> adjective
15:39:31 <nsh> of poor quality or poor looking.
15:39:31 <nsh> That shirt is so ghetto.
15:39:31 <nsh> of superior quality, excellent; COOL.
15:39:31 <nsh> Man, his shit is ghetto!
15:39:31 <phenny> bovine *: 72,000,000
15:39:35 <nslater> .gs bovine *
15:39:37 <phenny> bovine *: serum (21), spongiform (13), tuberculosis (7)
15:39:44 <sbp> poor *and* excellent?
15:39:51 <sbp> oh dear, ghetto has become its own antonym
15:39:53 <sbp> like ass
15:39:55 <nsh> slang is a paraconsistent logic
15:39:56 <sbp> ugh, that's ass
15:39:58 <sbp> woah, that's ass
15:40:02 <sbp> awesome, that's ass
15:40:06 <nsh> woah: ASS
15:40:08 <nslater> i would never usee ass like that
15:40:11 <nsh> ASS is ass :-/
15:40:16 <sbp> ass!
15:40:17 <nsh> etc.
15:40:20 <nslater> jass
15:40:22 <nsh> aSs!
15:40:26 <sbp> AsS
15:40:33 <nsh> SS{a}
15:40:44 <sbp> <- ssa <-
15:40:51 <nsh> lol
15:40:59 <nsh> backfired?!?
15:41:02 <nsh> geddit
15:41:08 <sbp> <- esaelp yaw siht daer <-
15:41:13 <sbp> yeah, didn't work quite as intended
15:41:16 <nsh> <- suineg cimoc
15:41:20 <nsh> + <-
15:41:31 <sbp> ESAELP
15:41:46 <nsh> ESAELP AGGIJ
15:41:50 <nsh> JIGGAPLEASE
15:42:09 <nsh> oh "gravy"
15:42:12 <nsh> that's a good'un
15:42:17 <sbp> good gravy!
15:42:25 <nslater> <- SLP STRESSED
15:44:11 * nsh choxelles
15:47:00 <nsh> i want foodstuffs
15:47:00 <Monty> he, she, whatever
15:47:11 <sbp> he-foodstuffs?
15:47:38 <nsh> HE-MANstuffs
15:47:46 <sbp> SHE-MAN
15:48:08 <sbp> you hear a lot about shemales, but nothing about she-men
15:48:37 <nsh> conspiracy?!?!
15:48:48 <sbp> .gc shemales shemen hemales hemen
15:48:50 <phenny> shemales shemen hemales hemen: 0
15:49:00 <sbp> .gcs shefemales shewomen hefemales hewomen
15:49:03 <phenny> hefemales (1,740), hewomen (787), shewomen (216), shefemales (22)
15:49:04 <sbp> .gcs shemales shemen hemales hemen
15:49:06 <phenny> hemen (57,700,000), shemales (798,000), shemen (138,000), hemales (9,640)
15:50:37 <sbp> .gc toffsex
15:50:38 <phenny> toffsex: 3
15:51:52 <nsh> .gc toffporn
15:51:53 <phenny> toffporn: 19
15:57:15 jeffarch (n=jja@pdpc/supporter/active/jeffarch) has joined #swhack
15:58:00 d3llboy_ has quit (Remote closed the connection)
15:58:42 <sbp> 22:42:17 <Morbus> i want a hello kitty vibrator!
15:58:43 <sbp> 22:47:50 <Morbus> interview is done!
15:59:15 Morbus has quit (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out))
16:00:02 <xover> .g "hello kitty vibrator"
16:00:03 <phenny> xover: http://www.kittyhell.com/2007/05/08/hello-kitty-vibrator/
16:00:22 d3llboy (i=d3llboy@gateway/tor/x-a2af99aa50483154) has joined #swhack
16:00:25 <chandler> .gc "daisy duck vibrator"
16:00:25 <phenny> "daisy duck vibrator": 0
16:01:26 <sbp> .gs * vibrator
16:01:28 <phenny> * vibrator: industrial s (8), s (6), the (5), sinfive akmeo (5), silicone s (5)
16:01:42 <nslater> .gs my vibrator *
16:01:44 <phenny> my vibrator *: (5), broke (3), – (2), thanks (2), philip (2), penetrating (2)
16:01:55 <nslater> .gs * and my vibrator
16:01:57 <phenny> * and my vibrator : me (22), umm… (2), seacell - me (2), mel gibson movies (2), lube (2)
16:02:08 <nslater> mel gibson!? gross
16:02:09 <sbp> .g "umm... and my vibrator"
16:02:10 <phenny> sbp: No results found for '"umm... and my vibrator"'.
16:02:21 <sbp> .g "umm… and my vibrator"
16:02:22 <phenny> sbp: http://www.amazon.com/Sex-Candy-22-Succulent-Stories/dp/1576122999
16:02:52 <nslater> "I rarely watch porn and I was all over this (umm…and my vibrator)."
16:03:13 *** nslater changed the topic to: "Bald guys getting blowjobs? It’s like Rachel porn heaven!"
16:03:27 <sbp> full quote for the logs: “Yes, sex educator, author, erotica editor, porn star and director and all around smart, kinky person Tristan Taormino is a friend of mine. But I can honestly say that this move of hers is crazy hot. I rarely watch porn and I was all over this (umm…and my vibrator). Bald guys getting blowjobs? It’s like Rachel porn heaven!”
16:08:36 <sbp> hehe: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZ1st1Vw2kY
16:08:37 <sbp> .title
16:08:39 <phenny> sbp: YouTube - Tiger Woods 09 - Walk on Water
16:16:03 saml (n=saml@pool-71-247-251-123.nycmny.east.verizon.net) has joined #swhack
16:16:06 <sbp> nsh: okay, I did it
16:16:14 <sbp> someone in berkspace said "that'll be great, won't it?"
16:16:28 <sbp> so I replied, in an operatic voice with thumbs up:
16:16:32 <sbp> "THAT'S BOVINE!"
16:16:39 <sbp> worked quite well
16:27:02 mmmmmrob has quit ("we're off to see the wizard...")
16:28:21 KiYanWang has quit ()
16:28:30 thelsdj (n=thelsdj@c-67-180-147-3.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) has joined #swhack
16:29:47 <nslater> sbp: and what was the reaction?
16:29:48 <Monty> hey, we send by Partial Matching (PPM) is empty.]
16:29:55 <nslater> sbp: i find that internet jokes dont carry well to berkspace
16:32:36 <procto> so... anyone here familiar trigonometry, and its operation within ironpython?
16:33:44 <procto> or actually python in general
16:35:02 <sbp> nslater: I got a chuckle
16:35:11 <sbp> they don't normally translate well, I admit
16:35:15 <sbp> but I have the comic flair
16:35:27 <procto> last time I used any trig functions was on a graphing calculator in highschool
16:35:29 <nslater> that or everyone just thinks you're that weird internet geek
16:35:45 <procto> and cos(3pi/2) returns -1.8369095307335659e-016
16:35:48 <procto> instead of good ol 0
16:36:04 <procto> which google correctly does
16:36:10 <procto> .c cos((3 * pi) / 2)
16:36:11 <phenny> cos((3 * pi) / 2) = 0
16:36:17 <procto> .calc cos((3 * pi) / 2)
16:36:22 <nslater> procto: how did you type it in python?
16:36:33 <procto> cos(3*pi/2)
16:36:40 <nslater> where did pi come from?
16:36:42 <procto> (from math import cos, pi, sin, radians, degrees)
16:36:44 <nslater> ah
16:37:04 <procto> cos(radians(270)) does the same thing
16:37:10 <procto> so, I guess it could be an accuracy issue
16:37:13 <nslater> what about operator ordering?
16:37:23 <procto> nslater: nah, that's not it
16:37:24 <nslater> perhaps it's doing 3*(pi/2)
16:37:33 <nslater> which is the same, heh
16:37:46 <procto> oh dang
16:37:48 <procto> you were right
16:37:49 <procto> sorta
16:37:55 <procto> wait, no
16:38:11 <procto> I managed to make it return -1... which is utterly wrong
16:38:15 <procto> oh, I know why
16:38:27 <procto> nevermind
16:38:42 <procto> (I did 3/2*pi, before I remembered python doesn't convert int to float automatically
16:39:27 <phenny> IOError: [Errno socket error] (110, 'Connection timed out') (file "/var/www/inamidst.com/htdocs/phenny/web.py", line 19, in get)
16:39:34 <nslater> o_O
16:39:42 <procto> that was from my .calc call, I bet
16:39:53 <nslater> ._.
16:39:54 <Monty> ooo. I'm still really not US plays sports than two
16:40:05 <bancus> .ety hail
16:40:06 <phenny> "'greetings!' c.1200, from O.N. heill 'health, prosperity, good luck;' and O.E. hals, shortening of wæs hæil 'be healthy' (see health and cf. wassail)." - http://etymonline.com/?term=hail
16:40:07 <bancus> .ety tort
16:40:09 <phenny> "c.1250, 'injury, wrong,' from O.Fr. tort (11c.), from M.L. tortum 'injustice,' noun use of neut. of tortus 'wrung, twisted,' pp. of L. torquere 'turn, turn awry, twist, wring, distort' (see thwart)." - http://etymonline.com/?term=tort
16:40:26 <bancus> .ety torture
16:40:27 <phenny> "c.1495 (implied in torturous), from M.Fr. torture 'infliction of great pain, great pain, agony,' from L.L. torture 'a twisting, writhing, torture, torment,' from stem of L. torquere 'to twist, turn, wind, wring, distort' (see thwart)." - http://etymonline.com/?term=torture
16:42:28 <procto> nslater: ok, yeah, instead of returning 0 the functions return super small numbers
16:47:58 <nslater> strange, is it a bug or do you need to enable high precision maths or something?
16:48:39 <nslater> http://code.google.com/p/mpmath/
16:49:21 <procto> since I'm using ironpython, I'm going to try .net's System.Math now
16:52:03 <procto> dang, I should have expected this
16:52:08 <procto> even .NET has the same result
16:52:13 <procto> it's just the trig algorithm used on computers
16:52:17 <procto> google rounds it for some reason
16:52:23 <procto> as is that package phenny uses for .c
16:52:28 <procto> as does(
16:52:29 <procto> *
16:52:32 <procto> )
16:52:33 <procto> *
16:53:05 <sbp> hmm
16:53:16 <sbp> the obvious way to win more medals in future games is to diversify sports at school
16:53:30 <sbp> how many people have tried sailing or archery or synchronised swimming?
16:53:44 <sbp> if more people simply tried it, we'd be bound to find a few people who are really good at it
16:54:08 <sbp> now that there are such a plethora of sports included in the games, it seems obvious to try to go for a wider range of stuff
16:55:36 <nsh> you're a wider range of stuff
16:55:51 <xover> But that would take attention and money away from your precious football.
16:57:15 <sbp> [[[
16:57:16 <sbp> When a high school senior told her principal that students were taunting her for being a lesbian, he told her homosexuality is wrong, outed her to her parents and ordered her to stay away from children.
16:57:16 <sbp> He suspended some of her friends who expressed their outrage by wearing gay pride T-shirts and buttons at Ponce de Leon High School, according to court records. And he asked dozens of students whether they were gay or associated with gay students.
16:57:16 <sbp> The American Civil Liberties Union successfully sued the district on behalf of a girl who protested against Principal David Davis, and a federal judge reprimanded Davis for conducting a "witch hunt" against gays. Davis was demoted, and school employees must now go through sensitivity training.
16:57:17 <Monty> can lead to diversify sports than .us banks may just frames it is make it by and determine winner for Boycott Follow in Mickey Mouse merchandise
16:57:22 <sbp> ]]] - http://www.nwfdailynews.com/news/davis_10423___article.html/gay_students.html
16:57:59 <xover> Sensitivity training?
16:57:59 Talliesin has quit ("Leaving.")
16:58:28 <sbp> ...: "He went so far as to lift the shirts of female students to insure the letters 'GP' or the words 'Gay Pride' were not written on their bodies."
16:59:19 <xover> Uh-huh. So what sort of reprimand do we usually assign to adult men who lift up the skirts of highschool girls? Sensitivity training?
16:59:58 <sbp> I wonder what position he got demoted to
17:00:34 <xover> I wonder how he's still allowed to work with children.
17:01:13 <sbp> if they fired him, they'd only get someone else in who has the same views
17:01:26 <sbp> see the article...
17:01:36 <sbp> the undertone is that the locality aren't really sure what's up
17:01:50 <sbp> there's a lot of support for Davis there (the article says)
17:07:48 <nsh> .wik Accordian
17:07:50 <phenny> "The accordion is a musical instrument of the hand-held bellows-driven free-reed aerophone family, sometimes referred to as a squeezebox." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Accordian
17:09:23 shepazu has quit ()
17:10:15 <chandler> there's a family of accordions?!
17:10:28 Morbus (n=morbus@c-24-34-49-98.hsd1.nh.comcast.net) has joined #swhack
17:10:28 <Monty> hi Morbus
17:10:37 Morbus has quit (Remote closed the connection)
17:10:54 Morbus (n=morbus@c-24-34-49-98.hsd1.nh.comcast.net) has joined #swhack
17:11:55 <thelsdj> hehe only way i get a full nights sleep is if my phone battery dies and the power goes out
17:18:38 * nsh wonders why so many people call thelsdj
17:18:48 <nsh> are you a talking clock, by any chance?
17:19:06 <saml> i had a vampire dream
17:19:15 <saml> i fu*kin hate vampires following me
17:19:33 <saml> it's so gut-wrenchingly suspense
17:21:13 <nsh> ok
17:21:15 bancus has quit (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out))
17:21:26 <nsh> have you tried just letting one bite you
17:21:34 <nsh> it's apparantly quite erotic
17:21:52 <nsh> hold that though, i'm going home
17:21:57 nsh has quit ("back latars")
17:22:32 leobard has quit ("Miranda IM! Smaller, Faster, Easier. http://miranda-im.org")
17:24:43 libby has quit (Read error: 60 (Operation timed out))
17:27:58 <Morbus> xover: http://www.cryptomundo.com/evidence/bisc-case/
17:27:58 <phenny> Morbus: 15:36Z <jsled> tell Morbus video in <http://www.ps3fanboy.com/2008/08/20/littlebigplanet-european-release-date-set-in-stone/> is awesome.
17:28:01 <Morbus> xover: wanna grab that too?
17:28:30 momo (n=c@c-24-91-161-229.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) has joined #swhack
17:29:02 <nslater> Jibbler: http://algebraicthunk.net/~dburrows/blog/entry/package-management-sudoku/
17:29:24 * Morbus watches sakzilla trailer.
17:30:31 <Morbus> phenny, tell jsled this is the greatest trailer of 'em all!
17:30:32 <phenny> Morbus: I'll pass that on when jsled is around.
17:30:33 <jsled> The front half is nifty just in terms of the tools. Then the back half is all styled and fun and cinematic and stuff. Shades of Rampage, too.
17:30:33 <phenny> jsled: 17:30Z <Morbus> tell jsled this is the greatest trailer of 'em all!
17:30:49 <nslater> phenny: tell Jibbler http://algebraicthunk.net/~dburrows/blog/entry/package-management-sudoku/
17:30:50 <phenny> nslater: I'll pass that on when Jibbler is around.
17:31:09 <Morbus> jsled: i already preordered from amazon.
17:31:19 <sbp> Jibbleibbleibbleibbleibbleibblebblebblebblebblebblebble
17:31:39 <nslater> phenny: tell Arnia http://www.timshowers.com/2008/08/visualization-strategies-text-documents/ :D
17:31:40 <phenny> nslater: I'll pass that on when Arnia is around.
17:31:46 <Morbus> jsled: which is the lame little "littlebigplanet creator mini guide".
17:31:55 <nslater> sbp: there's a jibbling tax around these here parts
17:32:08 <Morbus> jsled: but, i can cancel it if i see a better preorder show up (has there been any news on that?)
17:32:16 <sbp> nslater: I've paid it in having to read your intelligence searing technobunkum URIs
17:32:18 <thelsdj> we had emergency at work last night, i'm sure if my phone was working my bossw ould have called me at 6am
17:32:28 <sbp> just the URIs themselves are that painful
17:32:36 <nslater> sbp: harsh...
17:32:46 <chandler> see, my phone is on silent mode while I sleep. if someone calls, it rings and I don't hear it
17:32:47 <jsled> Morbus: not really. The stickers and Nariko are still to be announced, I think.
17:32:54 <chandler> and that's exactly why
17:32:56 <sbp> I know, I don't know why you do it to me!
17:33:10 <nslater> sbp: which one specifically do you have a problem with?
17:33:10 * sbp ducks
17:33:18 <sbp> AM MOSTLY KIDDINGK
17:33:23 <nslater> UM NO
17:33:27 <nslater> I AM TAKING THIS SRS
17:33:41 <sbp> WELL YOU'LL HAVE TO DO IT BY YOURSELF
17:33:54 <nslater> KINKEH
17:34:08 <sbp> if you let the vampire bite you, that is apparently quite erotic
17:34:32 <nslater> i bet it is, the whole vampire thing is incredibly undertoned by eroticism
17:35:07 <nslater> and menstruation, probably
17:35:21 <Morbus> jsled: are you able to see this? http://www.destructoid.com/save-the-girl-save-the-world-in-littlebigplanet-trailer-100604.phtml
17:35:21 <Monty> one reason i don't tell nslater the 'ts' sound (cf. flim-flam)." - http://etymonline.com/?term=whimwham
17:35:24 <Morbus> jsled: i'm not.
17:35:25 * sbp looks at the second one... pretty
17:35:35 <sbp> http://www.timshowers.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/literary-organism-poster-thumb-600x848.jpg
17:35:44 <nslater> .g vampire menstruation
17:35:46 <phenny> nslater: http://www.vampires.nu/pages/Forums.cfm/action/viewmessages/PageID/10/Forum/25/Topic/14163
17:36:18 <sbp> all of this is basically just design though, isn't it?
17:36:26 <sbp> I mean, not really usable for interface coolnesses?
17:36:43 <nslater> sbp: have you read magic ink?
17:36:50 <sbp> MAGIC, MAGIC E!
17:36:54 <nslater> sbp: interface IS design
17:37:03 <momo> jsviz.org = that organism pic
17:37:05 <nslater> sbp: just design that can move, as if penned with magic ink
17:37:14 <sbp> yes, but these designs aren't leveragable for good interface use
17:37:22 <nslater> thats contentious at best
17:37:38 <sbp> I could make you an interface to a document which is just a big face which smiles at you and when you click it it shows a random word from the document
17:37:46 <sbp> what would that tell you? what's its use?
17:37:53 <nslater> depends what my goals are
17:38:10 <sbp> okay. what would you use any one of these examples for?
17:38:27 <jsled> Morbus: the player loads, but it seems to not be actually playing the video. Just spinning/loading.
17:38:32 <nslater> dunno, havnt thought about it
17:38:37 <sbp> tagclouds looks like the most likely useful of them all
17:38:55 <nslater> how about visual navigation of complex information spaces
17:39:06 <sbp> the Kerouac thing for example: "While not as intuitive as tag clouds or word maps, variations of this style could be used to track ‘threaded’ text like conversation transcripts."
17:39:07 <nslater> the visual cortex is much better at processing information than our cognition is
17:39:24 <sbp> yeah, but I dunno about actually using these to access information
17:39:38 <nslater> depends what you were accessing and for what reason
17:39:42 <sbp> I mean, the Kerouac one, let's say. it doesn't actually tell you any informational content of the document itself
17:39:59 <sbp> sure. well I can't think of any use at all for this one
17:40:04 <nslater> if the corpus was huge and you were primarily interested in tight-feedback relational navigation it would be fantastic
17:40:20 <sbp> tight-feedback relational navigation?
17:40:25 <nslater> yeah TFRN
17:40:30 <sbp> OH YEAH
17:40:33 <nslater> lol
17:40:40 <nslater> CANYOUTELLIJUSTMADETHATUP!?
17:40:40 <sbp> srsly, what's that? who would be interested in it?
17:40:44 <sbp> hehe
17:40:50 <nslater> hey, it sounds impressive
17:40:59 <nslater> but it does have some meaning...
17:41:01 libby (n=libby@colbert-ext.lid.theveniceproject.com) has joined #swhack
17:41:05 <sbp> so you could get VC funding for it?
17:41:34 <nslater> tight-feedback = where the action/reaction feedback loop is tight (no loading of pages or playing with forms, things just shift and morph as you navigate)
17:41:52 <nslater> relational navigation, where your navigation through one area might show other related avenues of exploration
17:42:04 <nslater> man, im so gonna build a company around this acronym
17:42:06 <nslater> you can do that right?
17:42:15 <sbp> heh, yeah
17:42:23 <sbp> you can build a company around anything
17:42:37 <nslater> .g TFRN
17:42:38 <phenny> nslater: http://www.clrtap-tfrn.org/
17:42:41 <nslater> .title
17:42:45 <phenny> nslater: Welcome to the TFRN website | Task Force on Reactive Nitrogen
17:42:53 <nslater> no, lol
17:42:54 <sbp> DanC had a rule-of-thumb that you should have three use cases for a technology before investing time in it. if you can't come up with three use cases then you don't work on it
17:42:58 <nslater> .g "tight-feedback relational navigation"
17:42:59 <phenny> nslater: No results found for '"tight-feedback relational navigation"'.
17:43:10 <nslater> hmm, nice ROT
17:43:32 <sbp> a use case is here what some people call a user scenario... in that it actually describes a realistic scenario that someone very plausibly would want to work through, where the technology in question would help
17:43:40 <nslater> okay, use cases for TFRN:
17:43:52 <nslater> * guys in the future like from minority report
17:43:53 <sbp> sometimes he called 'em stories
17:44:03 <sbp> minority report?
17:44:06 <nslater> yeah
17:44:11 <nslater> dont tell me you aint seen that?
17:44:12 <sbp> .wik Minority Report
17:44:13 <phenny> "Minority report (Poor Law), published by the UK Royal Commission on the Poor Laws and Relief of Distress 1905-09" - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minority_Report
17:44:18 <nslater> not that!
17:44:33 <nslater> .wik Minority Report (Film)
17:44:36 <phenny> "Minority Report is a 2002 science fiction film directed by Steven Spielberg, loosely based on the Philip K. Dick short story of the same name." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minority_Report_(film)
17:45:25 <nslater> http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/images/minority-report-ui.jpg
17:45:36 <nslater> ^^ some guy using my yet to be implemented TFRN system
17:45:37 <sbp> hahaha. Boris said: "If we were hosting this Olympics, I don't necessarily think we would've done the switcheroo with the girl in the braces... [long silence from the audience. then one journalist laughs sardonically] Have I blown it in the final furlong? [they all laugh]"
17:45:56 acarrico (n=acarrico@pppoe-68-142-57-218.gmavt.net) has joined #swhack
17:46:21 <nslater> note to internets: casting simon pegg in MI:3 was a disaster
17:46:50 <nslater> note to internets: addenum: british humour and tom cruise in action gear will never work
17:47:40 <sbp> tentpegs
17:47:42 <sbp> tentpegs are useful
17:48:25 <nslater> hmm, non of the vampire articles on wikipedia mention menstruation
17:48:52 * Arnia is fiddling with visualisations more
17:48:53 <phenny> Arnia: 17:31Z <nslater> tell Arnia http://www.timshowers.com/2008/08/visualization-strategies-text-documents/ :D
17:49:05 <Arnia> I think I may divert some research time that way in future
17:49:24 <nslater> i have an hour long mix tap and i want to analyse it to work out the individual track names, any ideas how i would do that? prepared to pay for a service
17:49:39 <nslater> note, mix tape, not single tune
17:49:49 <Arnia> Shazam. Divide into segments
17:50:28 <Arnia> Depending on how it is mixed, you may be able to do autodivide
17:50:52 oshani has quit ()
17:51:52 <nslater> hmm, yeah, maybe... was hoping for something that could do the whole shizzle for me :/
17:52:02 nsh (n=nsh@87-94-146-186.tampere.customers.dnainternet.fi) has joined #swhack
17:52:32 <Arnia> Well, as I said you could divide the tape file up into segments using silence detection or some more elaborate technique
17:52:40 <nsh> {?}
17:52:44 * nsh is a silent detective
17:52:49 <nsh> makes interrogation a little difficult
17:52:52 <nslater> ah, there is no silence, it's a good continuous mix
17:52:52 <Arnia> then you feed the first 20 seconds or so of each part to Shazam
17:52:59 <nsh> but with enough miming, the questions get across
17:53:04 <Arnia> Then a more elaborate automatic technique
17:53:16 <nslater> i can probably split my self, with what tool though?
17:53:18 <Arnia> nsh: are you on the run from the court over a kidnapping?
17:53:23 <nslater> .title http://www.midomi.com/
17:53:25 <phenny> nslater: Search for Music Using Your Voice by Singing or Humming, View Music Videos, Join Fan Clubs, Share with Friends, Be Discovered and Much More For Free! - midomi.com
17:53:25 <Arnia> nsh: and how many dogs have you cloned?
17:53:27 <nsh> funny you should ask...
17:53:50 <Arnia> nslater: Shazam is a better quality matcher than Midomi for taped materials
17:53:55 <nslater> thanks
17:54:00 <Arnia> nslater: Midomi is better for sung samples
17:54:05 <Arnia> (hummed etc)
17:54:09 <nsh> wHUT y'allbe babbles about?
17:54:19 <nslater> does shazzam have a webupload? *checks*
17:54:20 <Arnia> nsh: you
17:54:29 <nsh> i'm not a tape sample
17:54:38 <nsh> that's a damned lie perpetrated by my opponent
17:54:44 <nsh> filthy foul play, i say
17:55:01 <Arnia> nslater: I hope so, I use it with my iPhone sometimes to find out what song is playing in a pub, shop or cafe
17:55:16 <nslater> hmm, i cant see anything on the site
17:55:23 <nslater> i can always put my phone to the speaker if needs be
17:56:44 <Arnia> (their phone app is quite cool actually... it links to YouTube and iTunes Music Store so if you like a track, you can buy it. If you don't want to buy then and there then it automatically saves a 'tag' so you can do so later)
17:57:05 <nslater> n5h!
17:57:06 *** n5h changed the topic to: "<nslater> ah ok. be like that, soutfriedlander. cut at 19th"
17:57:17 * nsh pulls down the muscle on the left of his upper lift
17:57:30 * nslater mumbles something to sbp about removing the topic stuff when he cba
17:57:33 <nsh> that autonomically responds to equation of buying music from internet stores with 'cool
17:57:33 <nsh> '
17:57:54 <nsh> i'm actually worried i'm going to develop a cheney sneer
17:58:03 <nsh> it's a beautiful muscle at the correct juncture
17:58:03 <Monty> (from math import cos, pi, sin, radians, degrees)
17:58:13 <nsh> but so much stuff these days is contemptable
17:58:19 <nslater> at least n5h's topic changing isnt as annoying as Monty's random speaking
17:58:19 <nsh> the wind might change and it'll get stuck that way
17:58:20 <n5h> prick
17:58:23 <nslater> hahaha
17:58:24 <Monty> cheaper than anything else plays, but if needs a bunch of debt, just stop crying.x"
17:58:24 <nsh> haha
17:59:05 * nsh contemplates having chicken curry with spaghetti
17:59:11 <nslater> *vomit*
17:59:14 <nsh> because wai not?
17:59:27 <nsh> why can't you have chicken and spaghetti!?!?
17:59:31 <nsh> i don't understand
17:59:40 <Arnia> I just had pesto with rice
17:59:41 <nslater> i entirely sustain my self on haribo, you should too
17:59:46 <Arnia> Something I think is quite nice
17:59:50 <nsh> THERE ARE ALL THESE FOODRULES THAT NO-ONE EVAR ASPLAIND
17:59:52 <nslater> pesto++
17:59:53 * Arnia destroys the Haribo factory
18:00:14 * nslater sends an army of haribo bears after Arnia
18:00:33 <Arnia> I'm distracting myself from E_TOO_MANY_PRESENTATIONS by designing a font
18:00:50 <Arnia> or rather, I'm fiddling with one I've already designed
18:01:05 <Arnia> I should just knuckle down :/
18:01:17 <Arnia> But I have Dandelion and Burdock!
18:01:22 <nsh> oh, we're balancing outself out
18:01:22 <nsh> *english
18:01:22 <nsh> man
18:01:22 <nsh> i could never ever imagine myself making a font
18:01:24 <nsh> you are far more multifareous than i
18:01:33 <sbp> it's easy
18:01:40 <sbp> you just squiggle a bunch of awesome shit
18:01:44 <sbp> and then you are the winner
18:02:16 <nsh> ok
18:02:16 <nsh> instead of curry
18:02:29 <nsh> chicken with tortilla salsa and spaghetti?
18:02:42 <nsh> why should the salsa be limited to chips?
18:02:48 * nsh sets the salsa free
18:03:28 <nsh> although the chicken is already a bit honey-marinade, oregano and "grill powder" flavoured
18:04:04 <nsh> hmmm
18:04:13 <nsh> this is a hard one
18:04:43 <nsh> fuck it; never know until you try
18:05:04 *** sbp changed the topic to: "<nsh> fuck it; never know until you try"
18:05:05 <nsh> meh
18:05:11 <nsh> cba to open the salsa jar
18:05:15 <nsh> it's jammed hardcoars
18:05:19 <sbp> as John Lennon said: you can penetrate any place you go
18:05:41 <nsh> oh
18:05:52 <nsh> if it says on the curry jar "keep opened jar for maximum 3 days"
18:05:56 <sbp> .gc punkcore swingcore hiphopcore folkcore jazzcore corecore
18:05:57 <phenny> punkcore swingcore hiphopcore folkcore jazzcore corecore: 0
18:05:59 <nsh> does that mean 5 weeks is good still?
18:06:00 <sbp> argh
18:06:02 <sbp> .gcs punkcore swingcore hiphopcore folkcore jazzcore corecore
18:06:03 <Tene> you try running the lid under hot water?
18:06:03 * nsh never knows how the math works
18:06:06 <phenny> punkcore (167,000), jazzcore (87,000), corecore (19,200), folkcore (9,680), hiphopcore (6,860), swingcore (2,080)
18:06:07 <Tene> nsh: could be
18:06:20 <nsh> Tene, i'd just been the crap out of a wall with it if i cba
18:07:06 * nsh senses this salsa will not aid his chicken
18:07:31 <Tene> what if you beat the chicken with the salsa jar until it opens?
18:08:15 <sbp> <NEEDS MORE LABELS>
18:08:48 <Tene> weird font
18:12:09 <sbp> so tampon adverts
18:12:32 <sbp> I've noticed that recently they've gone the *other side* of that apparently rather thin line of sanity
18:12:54 <sbp> like, in the 1980s you couldn't even mention feminine hygeine on television, it was worse than the Sex Pistols saying "fuck"
18:12:58 <nslater> wait
18:13:00 <sbp> then in the 1990s everybody was educated and it was okay
18:13:03 <nslater> there's TWO lines of sanity?
18:13:12 <sbp> one line, keep up
18:13:21 <sbp> but it was always completely euphemismtastic
18:13:32 <sbp> so it was always "Tampax makes you feel fresh and easy all day long!"
18:13:40 <sbp> no mention of absorptivity or anything
18:13:49 <nslater> sbp: depends how you read it
18:13:53 <sbp> but then eventually they managed to sneak in the odd "wings" comments or whatever
18:14:10 <sbp> anyway, I saw a feminine hygeine product advert on the telly the other day
18:14:16 <nslater> sbp: dont they simulate menstruation now by just pouring blue water over stuff
18:14:22 <nslater> like blue make it any more paletable
18:14:36 <sbp> and it's all "When you're at your bloodiest, you want a rag which really soaks up the scum! Our product is proven by scientist to slurp up menses better than any other product in the world!"
18:14:47 <nslater> if i was the art director for one of these things, i would use gloopy red liquid
18:14:50 <sbp> hehe
18:14:56 <nslater> with lumps
18:14:59 <sbp> yeah. well it just seemed to me that they'd gone the other way now
18:15:10 <nslater> menses!
18:15:11 <nslater> oh man
18:15:12 <sbp> they were clearly *trying* to be transparent, so really leaning on it
18:15:23 <sbp> so I figure that's the stages of acceptance of a thing
18:15:37 <Arnia> Anger is replaced with gore?
18:15:40 <nslater> the final stage is of course showing a woman menstruate on one live
18:15:46 <sbp> taboo -> euphemisms -> slight mention of things -> way too much mention of everything -> acceptance and normality to some degree
18:15:53 <Arnia> Ooh, Al Gore does a feminine hygiene advert
18:15:57 <nslater> haha
18:16:02 <sbp> heh. well no, I'm hoping after going a bit far eventually it'll just go to something more or less normal
18:16:03 <sbp> oh man
18:16:11 <nslater> .g "live menstruation"
18:16:13 <phenny> nslater: http://www.nowlive.com/podcast/podcast.asp?id=4145
18:16:18 <nslater> *noclick*
18:16:21 <nslater> .g "live menstruation video"
18:16:22 <phenny> nslater: http://www.miniradioncontrol.com/MENSTRUATION.html
18:16:25 <nslater> *noclick*
18:16:35 <nslater> actually... *click*
18:16:39 <momo> autoopen here :)
18:16:45 <nslater> no wai!
18:16:49 <nslater> .g cake farts
18:16:50 <phenny> nslater: http://www.cakefarts.com/
18:16:53 <nslater> enjoy
18:16:54 <sbp> Al Gore doing a feminine hygeine advert: "You are watching me menstruate. This is what I would be saying if I were a woman. Thank you for watching my advert. Please by the product that this advert is trying to pitch. Vote Gore, 2000!"
18:17:02 <sbp> *buy
18:17:06 <nslater> momo: you really have autoopen?
18:17:12 <nslater> thats suicidal on the internets
18:17:44 * sbp always uses the 1998 view of Al Gore, because thet 2008 view is too unfunny
18:17:48 <sbp> now that he's a hero and stuffs
18:17:53 libby has quit (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out))
18:18:00 <sbp> *the
18:18:32 <lisppaste2> carmen pasted "url auto-open . irssi" at http://paste.lisp.org/display/65662
18:18:58 <sbp> .img goatse
18:18:59 <phenny> sbp: http://www.firstgoatse.com/images/goatse.jpg
18:19:04 <sbp> .img goatse ass
18:19:04 <momo> OH NO
18:19:05 <phenny> sbp: http://celebslam.buzznet.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/hero-ass-jessica-biel-1.jpg
18:19:07 * momo just got goste'd
18:19:08 <nslater> there is no way i am installing that
18:19:08 <sbp> hehe
18:19:12 <nslater> .g rick roll
18:19:13 <phenny> nslater: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU
18:19:14 <Arnia> .img rick roll
18:19:15 <phenny> Arnia: http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w234/cherrycodes/msbg/rick2.jpg
18:19:17 <Arnia> damnit
18:19:21 <nslater> .g lemon party
18:19:22 <phenny> nslater: http://www.lemonparty.org/
18:19:28 <nslater> momo: you're insane, btw
18:19:38 <Arnia> .g french amputee pissing dwarf porn
18:19:39 <phenny> Arnia: http://inamidst.com/misc/swhackgc
18:19:41 <sbp> of course she is
18:19:49 * Arnia sighs
18:19:51 <nslater> hahahaha
18:19:52 <sbp> french amputee pissing dwarf porn: yay, we win
18:19:53 <nslater> wtf!
18:20:16 <Arnia> .swhack french amputee pissing dwarf porn
18:20:16 <phenny> Arnia: sorry, .swhack no longer works
18:20:26 <sbp> phenny is very sorry about this
18:20:28 <Arnia> .g french amputee pissing dwarf porn site:swhack.com/logs/
18:20:29 <phenny> Arnia: http://swhack.com/logs/2006-08-26
18:20:40 <sbp> yeah, I should just make it do that...
18:20:52 <nslater> sbp: ....
18:20:55 <nsh> mmmm
18:20:56 <nslater> erm...
18:20:57 <nsh> the above
18:21:01 <nslater> lisppaste2: url
18:21:02 <lisppaste2> To use the lisppaste bot, visit http://paste.lisp.org/new/swhack and enter your paste.
18:21:10 <nsh> you know you want it, noah
18:21:18 <sbp> SO HARD
18:21:20 <sbp> right in the nostril
18:21:22 <nslater> sbp: http://paste.lisp.org/display/65616
18:21:27 <sbp> where you pitch a tent
18:21:28 <nslater> sbp: that might help, rename to swhack
18:21:30 <nsh> oh man, i just realised
18:21:41 <sbp> why didn't you get lisppaste to announce it?
18:21:48 <nslater> because i pasted it last night
18:21:49 <nsh> nslater, irl, i never give people more than one syllable, because i'm not wasting my life pronouncing people's full names
18:21:53 <sbp> so?
18:22:00 <nsh> nslater, so if/when i meet you, you're going to be called "NO"
18:22:00 <nslater> so how can i get it to announce again?
18:22:05 <sbp> oh, this is the old URI, I see
18:22:08 <sbp> ksry
18:22:22 <sbp> you had a query about this now I've stopped being a doofus?
18:22:27 <Arnia> I need to learn to pronounce Polish names
18:22:34 <Arnia> 'wedge'
18:22:37 <nslater> nsh: people call me "Slater", "Champ" or "Guns" irl
18:22:39 <sbp> Arnia: I pretend they're Welsh
18:22:45 <nsh> hahahahahaha
18:22:49 <nslater> srs
18:22:50 <nsh> oh man
18:23:02 <nsh> that's so Top Gun
18:23:02 <nsh> do you wear aviators?
18:23:07 <nsh> and towel whip each other?
18:23:09 <nslater> actually!
18:23:10 <nslater> sec
18:23:18 <nsh> haha
18:23:21 <nslater> http://bytesexual.org/photo/portrait/suit
18:23:30 <Arnia> I'm Joe, Joey (but only to a few people) or Go-Kart
18:23:37 <nsh> oh god
18:23:41 <nsh> is the ULTIMATE RESOLUTION Picture
18:23:42 <Monty> carmen pasted it funny you retaliate?
18:23:45 <nslater> hahahaha
18:23:49 <nsh> Go-Kart == cool nick
18:23:52 <nslater> lrn2resize
18:23:59 <nsh> yay
18:24:02 <nsh> Jimmy Carr
18:24:09 * nsh forgot how Jimmy Carr you are
18:24:16 <Arnia> nslater: any particular reason for you to be by what I presume is the ECML?
18:24:25 <nslater> ECML!?
18:24:29 <nsh> holy shit
18:24:30 <Arnia> (judging by the electrification)
18:24:46 <nsh> just took me 2 minutes to realise the sound of EVIL i could hear was coming out of my laptop
18:24:47 <nslater> that's the Queens Park tram stop in sheffield, right out side the castle I used to live in
18:24:48 <Arnia> East Coast Main Line
18:24:50 <nslater> no shit
18:25:01 <Arnia> really? That electrified?
18:25:02 <nsh> it was Aerosmith at 44kbps randomly slowed down by 5 times
18:25:06 <nslater> yup
18:25:15 <Arnia> Do they have 120mph trams?
18:25:18 <Arnia> That would be cool...
18:25:20 <nslater> i was hoping for more of a reaction about me living in a castle, but oh well
18:25:22 <Arnia> ZOOOOOOOM
18:25:25 <nslater> no, they go about 20mph
18:25:32 <Arnia> aw
18:25:36 <Arnia> ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
18:25:42 <Arnia> (I just like saying that)
18:25:50 <nslater> there is this one bit where they get up to what must be about 60 or 70
18:25:55 <sbp> I'm Snazzlepuss, Hoofbitch, Toto-Poos, Billy-James, Edgar the Freak, Weird Al Yankalot, Tootums, Ace 2000™, Easy Pimp, Jason, Johnny the Squirrelgun, Foney, Pirrow, Plip, Squip, Mibble, Potus-Defendor, Manqui, Jonathan D. Steele Esq. (of the law), January Calm, RIZZO, or Tank
18:25:55 <nslater> on the outskirts
18:26:04 <Arnia> nsh: Is it I or nslater who is more Jimmy Carr like?
18:26:18 <Arnia> sbp: Or 'Sean' for short
18:26:19 <sbp> but, like, just Sean or whatever is okay too
18:26:20 <sbp> yeah
18:26:28 <nslater> how about B?
18:26:33 <sbp> no
18:26:37 <nslater> awe
18:26:43 <nslater> or G?
18:26:50 <sbp> but I tend to hassle people if they leave the B. out on forms/paper/documentation
18:26:57 <nslater> heh
18:27:03 <nslater> at first i thought that was a uri
18:27:07 <nslater> then i got all confused
18:27:14 <nsh> Arnia, i haven't seen picar of you for years
18:27:18 <sbp> this might be a sign that you need real sleep
18:27:21 <nsh> so, at the moment, nslater
18:27:22 <nslater> heh
18:27:23 <Arnia> Sean 'Blessed-are-the-fruits-of-our-loins' Palmer
18:27:23 <sbp> nsh: NOR WE YOU
18:27:27 <Arnia> or sbp for short
18:27:27 <sbp> ehheh
18:27:31 <sbp> sounds like a Puritan name
18:27:33 <nsh> because I DON@T EXISTENS
18:27:36 <Arnia> sbp: indeed
18:27:41 <nslater> i think the b is the same as my b
18:27:49 <sbp> Arnia++
18:27:57 <sbp> Puritanical humour for wins
18:28:03 <Arnia> nsh: there are plenty of them online
18:28:09 <Arnia> .img "Joe Geldart"
18:28:10 <phenny> Arnia: http://i2.bebo.com/010b/small/2006/05/03/09/187860968a738159941b35094249s.jpg
18:28:12 <nsh> any, sbp, you lost any right to ever see my face by confusing it with a newb
18:28:15 <nslater> BEBO!?!
18:28:20 <nsh> *anyway
18:28:20 <sbp> nsh: yeah, sry
18:28:28 <sbp> a well styled newb, at least
18:28:28 <nsh> is kl
18:28:33 <Arnia> Which is NOT of me
18:28:35 * Arnia blinks
18:28:37 <nslater> yeah, right
18:28:42 <Arnia> .img "Joe Geldart" site:dur.ac.uk
18:28:42 <phenny> Arnia: http://www.dur.ac.uk/images/computer.science/alic/vertical-screen.jpg
18:28:50 <sbp> that is so not you
18:28:51 <Arnia> Nor that
18:28:52 <nslater> .g joe geldart twitter
18:28:54 <phenny> nslater: http://twitter.com/arnia
18:28:55 <nsh> lol
18:28:58 <nslater> there b pics
18:28:58 <Arnia> Where on earth did that come from?
18:29:09 <sbp> .img Arnia
18:29:10 <phenny> sbp: http://disegni.calshop.biz/disegni/vivaio/miele2arnia.gif
18:29:16 <sbp> hahaha
18:29:17 <sbp> awesome!
18:29:20 <Arnia> I don't even know who that guy is
18:29:25 <sbp> oh man, I want to print that out and colour it in
18:29:29 <sbp> that is just fucking great
18:29:35 <nslater> http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/51796839/Photo_11.jpg
18:29:37 <nsh> oh man
18:29:37 <nsh> i was just wondering why everything is tiiiiiny
18:29:41 <nslater> Arnia: ur pretty high up there!!
18:29:41 <sbp> any picture which makes you want to print it out and colour it in is basically going to be pretty great
18:29:43 <nsh> it's because i had to zoom opera out by 8000% percent
18:29:46 <nsh> to look at nslater
18:29:50 <sbp> woah, that's him
18:29:57 <sbp> into the tropopause
18:30:04 <sbp> *in, but whatever
18:30:11 <nslater> Super Arnia
18:30:19 <nslater> Super Joe sounds better
18:30:28 <nslater> sounds like a type of icecream or something
18:30:33 <sbp> Jonathan A. Steele Esq. (of the law)
18:30:48 <nsh> ESQUIRE OF THE LAW!!!
18:30:49 <sbp> COPRIFAVO
18:30:51 <sbp> MELARIO
18:30:52 <sbp> NIDO!
18:30:56 <nsh> (have to say it like the last bar of a theme tune from the 80's)
18:31:00 <nsh> like, Transformers style
18:31:19 <nsh> JOHNNY STEELE, OH JOHNNY STEEL: ESQUIRE OF THE LAW!!!
18:31:26 <nsh> (do you hear the guitar riff in the background)
18:31:32 <nsh> (pls do)
18:31:33 <sbp> and a xylophone, oddly
18:31:36 <nsh> sweet
18:31:43 <nslater> and czech jazz?
18:31:48 * nsh might make the Johnny Steele theme song
18:31:48 <sbp> hehe, no...
18:31:51 <nsh> that would be wins
18:32:12 <nsh> hrmm, maybe i can record it into my phone and use this email malarky
18:32:16 <Arnia> Hungarian electronica is better than Czech jazz
18:32:17 <nslater> .img patrick moore czech jazz
18:32:18 <phenny> nslater: http://www.ecademy.com/images/photo/39103.jpg
18:32:25 <sbp> woah!
18:32:28 <nslater> !
18:32:40 <sbp> fucking hell nslater, don't do that again!
18:32:45 <sbp> this is clearly some powerful shit right here
18:32:45 <nslater> sry
18:32:52 <nslater> .img patrick moore is mah homeboy
18:32:53 <phenny> nslater: http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs20/f/2007/292/4/a/Dog_Is_My_Homeboy_by_LadytronTSGirl.jpg
18:32:57 <sbp> hmm
18:33:03 <nslater> fail
18:33:09 <sbp> yeah
18:33:19 <sbp> .img something very cute and sweet that'll take our minds off of the ecademy thing
18:33:20 <phenny> sbp: http://communities_dominate.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/05/16/slide1.jpg
18:33:24 <procto> woo
18:33:31 <sbp> good enough
18:33:35 * procto just wrote a little radial task-switcher for windows in ironpython
18:33:43 <nslater> .img something very disgusting
18:33:44 <phenny> nslater: http://aycu06.webshots.com/image/9085/2000372763457515501_rs.jpg
18:33:44 <procto> gonna polish it a little, and it'll be ready
18:33:50 <procto> soon
18:33:53 <nslater> nazis
18:34:06 <sbp> why are those Nazi guards protesting outside Downing Street?
18:34:07 <nslater> well, they may just be germans, im such a racist
18:34:10 <nsh> oh man, awesomes
18:34:13 <nsh> WHOA
18:34:17 <nsh> LOTS OF TALK HAPPEN QUICK
18:34:23 <nsh> PLS SLOW DOWN 4 NSH
18:34:29 <sbp> nslater: you can see a swastika on their sleeves!
18:34:36 <Arnia> Hm. Shouldn't look at photos of exes
18:34:41 <Arnia> Or whys
18:34:43 <Arnia> Or queues
18:34:47 <nslater> oh, i just saw german text and thought "ah, damn nazis"
18:34:55 <sbp> also their belt buckle is up to their navel
18:34:59 <sbp> only Nazis could do that
18:36:01 <nslater> "I feel asleep in moonlight and woke up in sunlight." - from twitter
18:36:05 <nsh> yay
18:36:12 <nslater> may as well just put something like "ate some food, now it's inside me"
18:36:14 <sbp> oh that person needs a sproking
18:36:19 <sbp> SPORKING
18:36:21 <Arnia> Sunlight soup
18:36:25 <sbp> .gc "spork king"
18:36:26 <phenny> "spork king": 928
18:36:30 <sbp> .gc "spork princess"
18:36:31 <phenny> "spork princess": 136
18:36:37 <sbp> .gc "spork baron"
18:36:38 <phenny> "spork baron": 202
18:36:39 <sbp> okay
18:36:40 <Arnia> .gc "spork in the road"
18:36:41 <phenny> "spork in the road": 1,810
18:36:44 <sbp> hehe
18:36:45 <nslater> .img startrek spork
18:36:48 <phenny> nslater: http://tingilinde.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/spork.jpg
18:36:50 <nsh> nslater, where to dump files on frobnicate so they are accessible by httttttttp?
18:37:07 <nslater> nsh: /var/www ? /var/www/nginx ?
18:37:34 <nsh> is httpd runnings?
18:37:43 <nslater> .title http://frobnicate.org
18:37:45 <phenny> nslater: Doinâ the lunge
18:37:48 <nslater> yup
18:37:52 <nsh> cool
18:37:52 <nslater> encoding error from phenny
18:37:57 <sbp> FACE
18:38:04 <nslater> lrn2unicode
18:38:06 <sbp> this is why I was talking about www.py this morning!
18:38:46 <nslater> nsh, if you animate that cat, i will pay you internets
18:38:57 <sbp> .img animated cat lunge
18:38:58 <phenny> sbp: http://www.craigsrobotics.com/images/Airhead.JPG
18:38:58 * nsh not allowed to animate
18:39:07 <sbp> okay. seriously
18:39:08 <nslater> WAT
18:39:12 <sbp> perhaps we shouldn't use .img anymore
18:39:12 <Arnia> If you animate your corpse, I'll pay more
18:39:30 <nslater> i wish i could set a static image to animate in the background with css
18:39:36 <nslater> like, background-scroll: yes!
18:39:44 <Arnia> nslater: CSS Animation
18:39:45 <sbp> background-be-annoying: true;
18:39:48 <Arnia> .g CSS Animation
18:39:49 <phenny> Arnia: http://webkit.org/blog/138/css-animation/
18:40:16 jeffarch has quit ("bbl")
18:40:24 <sbp> .img whoops
18:40:25 <phenny> sbp: http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/whoops.jpg
18:40:30 <nslater> hmm
18:40:59 <sbp> .img made of win
18:41:00 <phenny> sbp: http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/1597/eyesightke2.jpg
18:41:11 <sbp> .img made of fail
18:41:12 <phenny> sbp: http://bridegroompress.com/catalog/images/DesignedFinal.jpg
18:41:18 <sbp> .head
18:41:19 <phenny> sbp: 200, text/html, UTF-8
18:41:27 <sbp> I get an Internal Server Error for it
18:41:34 <sbp> oh, it's not tracking .img URIs
18:41:38 <sbp> phew, so much fail everywhere
18:41:47 <sbp> .head http://bridegroompress.com/catalog/images/DesignedFinal.jpg
18:41:49 <phenny> sbp: 500, text/html, iso-8859-1
18:42:01 <sbp> .img sputum
18:42:02 <phenny> sbp: http://www.nlm.nih.gov/MEDLINEPLUS/ency/images/ency/fullsize/9945.jpg
18:42:10 <sbp> hahaha
18:42:12 <sbp> brilliant
18:42:51 <nsh> ETOOMANYADVERTS on media-convert.com
18:42:59 <nsh> where lulz?
18:43:03 <sbp> don't use it then. BOYCOTT THAT BITCH!
18:43:08 <sbp> at the nlm.nih.gov image
18:43:13 <sbp> 9945.jpg
18:43:16 <nsh> kik
18:43:19 <nsh> lol
18:43:47 <nsh> waity
18:43:51 <nsh> putty doesn't do sftp?!?
18:44:30 <sbp> .yi
18:44:31 <phenny> Not yet...
18:44:46 * nsh smiles
18:44:53 <nsh> i'm gonna eat sugar now
18:44:55 <nsh> just try and stop me
18:44:55 <sbp> tav should've made yi longer
18:44:58 <sbp> nsh!
18:45:03 <sbp> question
18:45:29 <sbp> if I write a really subjective and self-referential question such as this one, will it be enough to stop you eating sugar now?
18:45:39 [bjoern] (n=bjoern@213-102-99-200.cust.tele2.de) has joined #swhack
18:45:40 oshani (n=oshani@152.78.165.187) has joined #swhack
18:45:45 <sbp> [bjoern]: use your powers for good
18:45:50 <[bjoern]> nurface
18:45:53 <sbp> kk
18:46:17 <sbp> Arnia's designing
18:46:26 <[bjoern]> I always use my unimaginable powers where they are needed most.
18:46:27 <sbp> nslater is animating a lunging cat with proprietary CSS
18:46:29 <[bjoern]> That is depressing.
18:46:29 <sbp> nsh is eating sugar
18:46:34 <sbp> and I am sitting here talking to you
18:46:49 <sbp> this explains why it is only me
18:46:52 <[bjoern]> lisppaste2: url?
18:46:53 <lisppaste2> To use the lisppaste bot, visit http://paste.lisp.org/new/swhack and enter your paste.
18:46:59 <nsh> sbp, if the truth of the antecedent implies the provability of the question, then the truth of the consequent implies the unprovability of the antecedent
18:47:03 <[bjoern]> i iz fatching mailz
18:47:15 <sbp> nsh: YOUR FACE IS PARACONSISTENT
18:47:21 <nsh> i knows
18:47:25 <sbp> hehe
18:47:30 <sbp> [bjoern]: how many pls
18:47:49 <lisppaste2> [bjoern] annotated #65640 with "more pretty, no table" at http://paste.lisp.org/display/65640#1
18:48:03 * nsh trying to upload his "Johnny Steele" music
18:48:22 <sbp> what is the value of ALX_CR and why is it a variable?
18:48:31 <sbp> nsh: oo
18:48:41 <sbp> that'd be better with macrons, hang on
18:48:45 <nsh> but can't convert it from stupid amr format
18:48:45 <nsh> without failbergs hitting the ship
18:48:45 <nsh> .gc failberg
18:48:46 <sbp> .u sm o with macron
18:48:48 <phenny> failberg: 117
18:48:48 <phenny> U+014D LATIN SMALL LETTER O WITH MACRON (ō)
18:48:53 <sbp> nsh: ōō
18:52:13 <nsh> oh, these good candysweetums
18:52:13 <nsh> adverts with flashing green backgrounds that say "THIS IS NOT A JOKE"
18:52:13 <nsh> do people, like, click them!?!?
18:52:18 <[bjoern]> "Things like distributable cross-platform DVDs of wikipedia containing just a stack of HTML pages would be an awesome way of delivering part of the web to people that are "offline" (be that on an airplane, the Alaskan wilderness or stuck in a warzone)." - yes, just what you need when stuck in a warzone with your laptop, electricity, and boredom.
18:52:25 <sbp> very stupid people
18:52:33 <[bjoern]> just 70 or so, fetched them earlier already.
18:53:02 <sbp> .img site:en.wikipedia.org porn
18:53:03 <phenny> sbp: http://en.wikipedia.org/upload/3/31/Wsherman.jpg
18:53:18 <sbp> .head http://en.wikipedia.org/upload/3/31/Wsherman.jpg
18:53:19 <phenny> sbp: 302, text/html, iso-8859-1
18:53:27 <sbp> .head http://en.wikipedia.org/upload/3/31/Wsherman.jpg Location
18:53:28 <phenny> Location: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/31/Wsherman.jpg
18:53:34 <sbp> .head http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/31/Wsherman.jpg
18:53:35 <phenny> sbp: 404, text/html, 662 bytes
18:53:52 <nsh> lol
18:53:56 <nsh> conversion made even more lulzs
18:53:58 <nsh> lulzy
18:54:02 <nsh> http://filebin.ca/yfosvd/johnny-steele.mp3
18:54:25 <[bjoern]> .gc porn site:wikipedia.org
18:54:27 <phenny> porn site:wikipedia.org: 15,400
18:54:33 <nsh> (did i mention i'm part equine)
18:54:34 * sbp waits for present song to finish before listening to the theme tune
18:54:40 <nsh> word
18:54:46 <nsh> (it's only one bar)
18:54:53 <nsh> whole theme tune costs $$$$
18:54:54 <sbp> all the same
18:54:57 * nsh nods
18:54:57 <[bjoern]> "Shares in US mortgage finance giants Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae have plunged to their lowest levels in nearly two decades." - http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/7573558.stm
18:55:03 <nsh> haha
18:55:05 <[bjoern]> I wonder if that's a recommendation to buy?
18:55:05 <nsh> america is pwnt
18:55:13 <jsled> [[[
18:55:16 <jsled> He also added: "This is a guy who lived in one house for five and a half years -- in prison," referring to the prisoner of war camp that McCain was in during the Vietnam War.
18:55:18 <jsled> ]]] - http://voices.washingtonpost.com/the-trail/2008/08/21/mccain_spokesmans_retort_obama.html
18:55:19 <sbp> buy with dollars maybe
18:55:19 <jsled> Wow.
18:55:23 libby (n=libby@dynip225st235.kpn-cc.nl) has joined #swhack
18:55:36 <nsh> WAIT
18:55:42 <nsh> JOHN MCCAIN WAS A PRISONER OF WAR
18:55:44 <nsh> ?!?!?
18:55:56 * nsh thinks everyone should start writing into the mccain campaign
18:55:58 <nsh> asking that question
18:56:00 <jsled> Moreover, it's *totally*relevant* to this kerfluffle.
18:56:02 <nsh> and various permutations
18:56:08 <nsh> until they so sick of saying it
18:56:12 <nsh> that they asplode or something
18:56:26 <sbp> nsh: okay, hang on a second
18:57:40 <nsh> wait, obama has a pointy head?!?!?!
18:57:41 <sbp> nsh: right, get http://filebin.ca/dkou/KissMe.mp3
18:57:53 <sbp> and play it directly after your Johnny Steele theme tune
18:58:02 <sbp> then you will have exactly the hilarious effect I just had upon playing it
18:58:04 <[bjoern]> slash me rolls over the floor laughing return dot title control v return
18:58:06 <[bjoern]> "uuups"
18:58:07 <[bjoern]> .title http://developers.slashdot.org/developers/08/08/21/1431225.shtml
18:58:09 <phenny> [bjoern]: Slashdot | Was Standardizing On JavaScript a Mistake?
18:58:54 * nsh chuckles
18:59:06 <nsh> uh, you has to ask?
18:59:14 <sbp> (this is Johnny Burnette by the way)
18:59:26 <nsh> sweetness
18:59:35 <[bjoern]> .title http://tech.slashdot.org/tech/08/08/20/2233221.shtml
18:59:35 <sbp> (he does better songs)
18:59:36 <phenny> [bjoern]: Slashdot | 42% of Web Users Sneak Onto Others' Online Accounts
18:59:42 <[bjoern]> of course 42
19:02:30 <[bjoern]> .gc "You are a parasite"
19:02:32 <phenny> "You are a parasite": 89,700
19:02:37 <sbp> nsh nsh nsh nsh nsh
19:02:39 <sbp> nsh: http://filebin.ca/wkmzqf/HoneyHush.mp3
19:02:49 <[bjoern]> nuhoneyhush
19:03:08 <[bjoern]> .gc "penis in a lawn-mower"
19:03:10 <phenny> "penis in a lawn-mower": 29
19:03:32 <[bjoern]> one day our collected google stats will come in handy.
19:03:38 <sbp> heh, yeah
19:03:44 <sbp> historians, maybe
19:04:10 <sbp> future historians: stop mooching off all our slacking
19:04:16 <[bjoern]> gives you plenty of pageviews too.
19:04:26 <sbp> do your own damn slacking
19:04:54 * nsh goes watch moar burn notice
19:05:02 <[bjoern]> .gc "penis in a historian"
19:05:04 <phenny> "penis in a historian": 0
19:05:06 <sbp> don't forget http://filebin.ca/wkmzqf/HoneyHush.mp3
19:05:26 <[bjoern]> .gcs "futurologist in the past" "historian in the future"
19:05:27 <sbp> doesn't really matter if the place burns down does it?
19:05:28 <phenny> "historian in the future" (296), "futurologist in the past" (0)
19:05:31 <sbp> you're getting kicked out in two weeks anyway
19:06:33 <[bjoern]> announced kick outs <<fun unannounced kick outs a truthood
19:06:33 <nsh> good point
19:06:38 <[bjoern]> thx
19:06:47 * nsh requested couchsurfing from 30 people this evening
19:06:53 <sbp> http://houghi.org/shots/vim001.gif
19:07:35 <sbp> of course the joke is that MS products are better than vi anyway, clippy or no clippy
19:08:11 <nsh> i has four replies already
19:08:17 <nsh> this must clearly be some kind of cult
19:08:19 <sbp> sweet
19:08:20 <nsh> normal people aren't that nice
19:08:24 <sbp> Put Up NSH Cult
19:08:37 <nsh> guten idea, herr p
19:08:38 <sbp> But Don't Capitalise His Name
19:08:44 <nsh> wr0d
19:08:46 <[bjoern]> redder robes?
19:08:48 <sbp> Not Even in a Title
19:08:55 <sbp> He is Like a Pronoun
19:09:01 <[bjoern]> OMG HTML CODE IN VIM MOST EVILZ
19:09:06 <sbp> Wait, Pronouns Get Capitalised
19:09:09 <sbp> Nevermind Then
19:09:15 <[bjoern]> Wait, WHAT ?
19:09:31 <[bjoern]> nura pronoun.
19:09:34 <nsh> Capitalised Essences!
19:09:45 <nsh> goes contemporary german still capitalise the fuck out of nouns randomly?
19:09:46 <[bjoern]> get off my ether.
19:09:48 <sbp> Ihre Kuh ist aus Feuer und ihre Vagina ist aus Salat Creme
19:09:57 <sbp> apparently, yeah. looks like a title
19:10:16 <nsh> anyways
19:10:18 <nsh> televisions
19:10:35 <[bjoern]> .gs a huge * in the night
19:10:37 <phenny> a huge * in the night: glittering umbrella (3), thunderstorm (2), party (2)
19:10:55 <jsled> Take THAT thunderstorms!
19:11:09 <jsled> (fuckers)
19:11:10 <jsled> (FACT)
19:11:20 <[bjoern]> .gcs "i concur" "you concur" "we concur" "they concur"
19:11:23 <phenny> "i concur" (3,060,000), "we concur" (546,000), "you concur" (102,000), "they concur" (73,000)
19:11:37 <[bjoern]> .gc "concur or else"
19:11:38 <phenny> "concur or else": 366
19:11:50 <[bjoern]> .gc "abstain or else"
19:11:51 <phenny> "abstain or else": 567
19:12:20 <[bjoern]> .gcs äh ääh ähh ääähh
19:12:22 <phenny> äh (6,350,000), ääähh (1,130,000), ähh (887,000), ääh (274,000)
19:13:56 <[bjoern]> .gc "penis in a äh"
19:13:57 <phenny> "penis in a äh": 0
19:14:36 <[bjoern]> That may just be a first
19:15:23 <jsled> phenny: tell Morbus the video (player) on <http://www.destructoid.com/save-the-girl-save-the-world-in-littlebigplanet-trailer-100604.phtml> seems to be replaced and functional, now.
19:15:24 <phenny> jsled: I'll pass that on when Morbus is around.
19:15:27 * [bjoern] chuckles over "We don't know what the challenges will be and that's C++'s greatest strength."
19:15:50 <[bjoern]> .head bash.org
19:15:50 <phenny> Can't connect to bash.org
19:15:56 <jsled> Oh, but it's just the video from a while back.
19:15:58 <[bjoern]> .head http://www.bash.org
19:19:09 <phenny> Can't connect to http://www.bash.org
19:22:26 <nsh> holy shit
19:22:34 <nsh> john mccain is older than the ring-pull can
19:23:04 <nsh> and the indoor shopping mall
19:23:11 <momo> im younger than the peel top
19:23:32 <momo> .gc "gloable warming"
19:23:33 <phenny> "gloable warming": 736
19:23:36 <momo> thats disgusting typo
19:23:41 <momo> whats wrong with people?
19:24:29 <sbp> perhaps it was irony
19:24:30 <nsh> they were born with limbs
19:24:38 <nsh> Poe-ambiguity, at best
19:26:48 <jsled> .gcs trouble-shooting "trouble shooting" troubleshooting
19:26:50 <phenny> trouble-shooting (51,300,000), troubleshooting (46,000,000), "trouble shooting" (4,520,000)
19:27:03 <momo> .gcs "double bubble" "touble trouble"
19:27:04 <phenny> "double bubble" (909,000), "touble trouble" (350)
19:27:23 <momo> damn i toyboat'd myself
19:32:37 hunterp_ has quit (Read error: 60 (Operation timed out))
19:33:02 <momo> .gcs toyboit toybait
19:33:03 <phenny> toybait (57), toyboit (20)
19:33:27 <momo> toybait has 2 results here
19:41:50 [bjoern] has quit (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out))
19:44:16 mahound (n=mahound@unaffiliated/mahound) has joined #swhack
19:45:41 momo has quit ("satire")
19:56:50 <nsh> .w wizen
19:56:50 <phenny> wizen a. 1: Lean and wrinkled by shrinkage as from age or illness.
19:57:23 lisppaste2 has quit ("Want lisppaste2 in your channel? Email lisppaste-requests AT common-lisp.net.")
19:57:38 lisppaste2 (n=lisppast@common-lisp.net) has joined #swhack
19:59:17 <nsh> .w vicarious
19:59:18 <phenny> vicarious a. 1: Experienced at secondhand
19:59:19 <phenny> vicarious a. 2: Occurring in an abnormal part of the body instead of the usual site involved in that function
19:59:20 <phenny> vicarious a. 3: Suffered or done by one person as a substitute for another.
19:59:27 libby has quit (Read error: 113 (No route to host))
20:06:34 <sbp> .ety vivacious
20:06:36 <phenny> Can't find the etymology for "vivacious". Try http://etymonline.com/?search=vivacious
20:06:42 <sbp> .ety vivacity
20:06:43 <phenny> "1432, from L. vivacitatem (nom. vivacitas) 'vital force, liveliness,' from vivax (gen. vivacis) 'lively,' also 'long-lived,' from vivere 'to live' (see vital)." - http://etymonline.com/?term=vivacity
21:00:14 MacTed has quit ()
21:00:31 <Tene> .title http://www.someguywithawebsite.com/blogarchive/week_2008_08_17.html#002614
21:00:32 <phenny> Tene: Some Guy With a Website by August J. Pollak - xoverboard.com
21:05:57 <nsh> sbp, i watching http://de.sevenload.com/videos/tpFRSrY-DLD08-Day-2-Life-a-gene-centric-view
21:06:07 <nsh> for when you has an hour for SCIENCE!!
21:08:26 <saml> wow is this true?
21:08:39 <nsh> zomg there is another me
21:08:40 <saml> obama rickrolled
21:09:03 <saml> i think mccain will be the president because america is a serious business
21:09:19 <nsh> lol
21:09:27 <nsh> Apocalypse is srs bsns
21:10:13 <nsh> margh
21:10:15 <nsh> there's two more of me
21:10:33 <nsh> one of them runs a community of christ youth camp
21:10:38 <nsh> NOT COOL
21:10:47 <saml> christ youth camp is so cool
21:10:51 <saml> many asian girls there
21:10:56 <Tene> christ is srs bsns
21:11:47 <saml> christ is better than newtonian physics + quantum physics + string theory combined.
21:11:57 <saml> it explains the life and the universe
21:14:47 <chandler> .talk christ is
21:14:47 <goatov> Christ is mythical
21:14:52 <chandler> .talk christ is
21:14:53 <goatov> Christ is about as good as red hens though ;)
21:15:03 <chandler> .talk christ is
21:15:04 <goatov> Jesus Christ is sufficient
21:15:42 <saml> .talk love is
21:15:43 <goatov> ABCNews Headline(BETA): According to U.K. Archbishop, Gay love is like oxygen.
21:15:55 <jsled> lol
21:15:57 <saml> .talk i am
21:15:59 <goatov> Klutzmanll: so do other Gnome components. I am deploying this in a nonchalant manner.
21:16:14 <chandler> .talk jesus h. christ is
21:16:15 <goatov> render Aramaic proper name Jeshua (Heb. Yeshua) Jah is salvation, a common Jewish personal name, the later form of Heb. Yehoshua (see Joshua). As an oath, attested from 1377. For jesus h. christ is your opinon worth?
21:16:24 <chandler> .talk jesus h. christ is
21:16:26 <goatov> render Aramaic proper name Jeshua (Heb. Yeshua) Jah is salvation, a common Jewish personal name, the later form of Heb. Yehoshua (see Joshua). As an oath, attested from 1377. For jesus h. Christ is protected expression, that would also lenghthen the life of him figre out why this invitation had her so worked up.
21:16:31 <chandler> durr
21:17:21 <chandler> .talk n5h
21:17:22 <goatov> n5h Monty and nsh all rate conversations about character-encodings.: 0
21:17:22 <n5h> good luckleberries. partially ordered set, but how do you think that the iranian pop group in above bbc article is like saying yoko was one of you hear the latest to tackle a biography of hoffman
21:17:23 <n5h> i'd suggest. but i've always been adverse to specifications and their ilk. but to avoid multivalue. arnia
21:17:26 <Monty> household's techroam's wanking grows up with orchestra's heavenly gemstones :(
21:17:30 <nsh> HATE
21:17:41 <nsh> HATE COVNERSATIONS ABOUT CHARACTER-ENCODINGS
21:18:03 <nsh> .gcs techbunkum technobunkum
21:18:05 <phenny> technobunkum (28), techbunkum (5)
22:05:45 Talliesin (n=Talliesi@83-70-255-83.b-ras1.prp.dublin.eircom.net) has joined #swhack
22:06:51 Talliesin1 (n=Talliesi@ip-83-147-166-27.dub-fng.metro.digiweb.ie) has joined #swhack
22:13:03 Talliesin has quit (Read error: 60 (Operation timed out))
22:36:52 <nslater> .g "pizza sweats"
22:36:54 <phenny> nslater: http://www.cosmogirl.com/entertainment/celeb-blog/celeb-blog-jonathan-mar28
22:36:56 <nslater> .gg "pizza sweats"
22:36:59 <nslater> .gc "pizza sweats"
22:37:00 <phenny> "pizza sweats": 54
22:37:15 <nsh> you made me hungry again
22:37:17 <nsh> bastard
22:37:25 <nslater> WHY IS PIZZA SWEATS NOT A PREEXISTING CONCEPT
22:37:46 <nsh> because most people are NORMAL
22:37:47 <nslater> "After my third slice I was getting the pizza sweats. After my last slice, I went home and napped...for 3 days."
22:37:57 <nslater> right now i have the pizza sweats
22:38:19 <nslater> nsh: when you have a large pizza, do you not eat it all to your self with no regard to the consiquences?
22:38:28 <nsh> of course
22:38:30 <nsh> pizza is for me
22:38:33 <nsh> god intended it that way
22:38:37 <nslater> right, and do you not get the pizza sweats?
22:38:54 <nsh> no
22:38:56 <nsh> i am a human
22:39:02 <nslater> you're a strange person then
22:39:44 <nslater> i still remember the day a meat eater first told me about the concept of meat sweats
22:39:50 <nslater> i lolled and lolled and lolled
22:39:55 <nslater> silly meat eaters
22:40:01 <nsh> sure you sweat if you eat food and you're in a hot place
22:40:04 <nsh> wait
22:40:09 <nsh> i forgot
22:40:11 <nsh> you don't eat meat
22:40:18 <nsh> we don't get to talk about food, philistine.
22:40:44 <nslater> whatever, neanderthal
22:40:55 <nsh> um, humans eat meat
22:40:59 <nsh> that's how it works
22:41:06 <nsh> not eating meat is like living underwater
22:41:10 <nsh> you might be able to get away with it
22:41:14 <nslater> im not getting into this psudo-serious topic with you mkay
22:41:16 <nsh> but that doesn't mean it ain't stupid
22:41:28 <nsh> (unless you have an awesome meat-stocked submarine
22:41:28 <nsh> )
22:41:34 <nslater> because i know im correct, la la la la la la la
22:47:10 <jsled> Aww, damnit. It looks like the LBP sticker book is a physical item.
22:48:17 <jsled> So … creation guide, Kratos or Nariko? I don't really have any attachment ot Nariko, and Kratos is awesomes. The creation guide is likely to be crap, but maybe it'll have some useful insights or pointers.
22:48:50 <jsled> Plus, some of the fun will be creating a unique identity for sackboy.
22:56:15 <nslater> jsled: when is released again pls?
22:56:35 <jsled> "October". The EU release date is 10/29; I imagine US will be close to that.
22:57:18 <jsled> Oh, October 21, amazon says.
23:10:22 kpreid has quit ()
23:10:49 kpreid (n=kpreid@cpe-67-242-12-135.twcny.res.rr.com) has joined #swhack
23:18:23 momo (n=c@c-24-91-161-229.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) has joined #swhack
23:22:18 olt has quit (calvino.freenode.net irc.freenode.net)
23:22:18 xxv has quit (calvino.freenode.net irc.freenode.net)
23:22:18 oshani has quit (calvino.freenode.net irc.freenode.net)
23:22:18 andersfeder has quit (calvino.freenode.net irc.freenode.net)
23:22:18 chris2 has quit (calvino.freenode.net irc.freenode.net)
23:22:18 bj0ern has quit (calvino.freenode.net irc.freenode.net)
23:22:18 Arn1a has quit (calvino.freenode.net irc.freenode.net)
23:22:18 xjrn has quit (calvino.freenode.net irc.freenode.net)
23:22:18 andreaja has quit (calvino.freenode.net irc.freenode.net)
23:22:18 Jibbler has quit (calvino.freenode.net irc.freenode.net)
23:22:18 sr has quit (calvino.freenode.net irc.freenode.net)
23:22:18 maxkelley has quit (calvino.freenode.net irc.freenode.net)
23:22:18 tav has quit (calvino.freenode.net irc.freenode.net)
23:22:18 phenny has quit (calvino.freenode.net irc.freenode.net)
23:22:18 chandler` has quit (calvino.freenode.net irc.freenode.net)
23:22:18 deltab has quit (calvino.freenode.net irc.freenode.net)
23:22:18 chandler has quit (calvino.freenode.net irc.freenode.net)
23:22:18 spb has quit (calvino.freenode.net irc.freenode.net)
23:22:18 crschmidt has quit (calvino.freenode.net irc.freenode.net)
23:22:42 oshani (n=oshani@152.78.165.187) has joined #swhack
23:22:42 andersfeder (n=feder@0x5552b3e2.adsl.cybercity.dk) has joined #swhack
23:22:42 maxkelley (n=max@cpe-74-69-17-126.rochester.res.rr.com) has joined #swhack
23:22:42 chris2 (n=chris@p5B16AABF.dip0.t-ipconnect.de) has joined #swhack
23:22:42 tav (n=tav@82.153.77.75) has joined #swhack
23:22:42 bj0ern (n=bj0ern@bytesexual.org) has joined #swhack
23:22:42 Arn1a (n=Arn1a@bytesexual.org) has joined #swhack
23:22:42 xjrn (n=jim@c-69-181-213-99.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) has joined #swhack
23:22:42 xxv (n=steve@2001:4830:121:0:0:0:1:1) has joined #swhack
23:22:42 olt (n=lto@c-69d172d5.018-3-73746f28.cust.bredbandsbolaget.se) has joined #swhack
23:22:42 crschmidt (i=crschmid@bia.crschmidt.net) has joined #swhack
23:22:42 Jibbler (n=Jibbler@jibble.plus.com) has joined #swhack
23:22:42 sr (n=sr@funkehcat.vodkanoire.net) has joined #swhack
23:22:42 andreaja (n=sodoff@65.111.170.77) has joined #swhack
23:22:42 chandler (n=chandler@opendarwin/developer/chandler) has joined #swhack
23:22:42 spb (n=stephen@freenode/developer/exherbo.spb) has joined #swhack
23:22:42 phenny (i=sbp@bia.crschmidt.net) has joined #swhack
23:22:42 chandler` (n=chandler@80.68.86.23) has joined #swhack
23:22:42 deltab (n=deltab@82-36-30-34.cable.ubr02.smal.blueyonder.co.uk) has joined #swhack
23:22:42 <Monty> lo tav
23:29:43 cskaterun (n=cskateru@cpe-24-30-130-132.san.res.rr.com) has joined #swhack
23:30:17 oshani has quit ()
23:43:25 melbel (n=selggig@unaffiliated/melbel) has joined #swhack
23:48:19 <deltab> “Get bridge. Make bridge. Thrive.” — http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7572839.stm
23:50:14 <nsh> .wik Coloratura
23:50:15 <phenny> "Coloratura has several meanings." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coloratura
23:50:18 <nsh> tell me one
23:50:21 <nsh> .w colorature
23:50:22 <phenny> I couldn't find 'colorature' in WordNet.
23:50:25 <nsh> .w coloratura
23:50:26 <phenny> coloratura n. 1: A lyric soprano who specializes in coloratura vocal music
23:50:26 <phenny> coloratura n. 2: Singing with florid ornamentation.
23:50:41 <nsh> .wik Coloratura cantabile
23:50:44 <phenny> "Coloratura has several meanings." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coloratura
23:52:04 Talliesin1 has quit ("Leaving.")
23:52:32 <nsh> .gd con dolore
23:52:33 <phenny> con dolore: No definition found!
23:52:51 <nsh> phenny, it en "con dolore"?
23:52:52 <phenny> nsh: "with pain" (it to en, translate.google.com)
23:52:56 <nsh> (grief)
23:58:27 chris2 has quit ("Leaving")