Swhack! 8 May 2009
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00:14:52 <Monty2> Thank goodness, MorbusIff is back!
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00:42:38 <[bjoern]> .gc stripperclown
00:42:39 <phenny> stripperclown: 274
00:56:15 <clsn> .gc outwith
00:56:16 <phenny> outwith: 135,000
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00:59:30 <clsn> .ety plate
00:59:30 <phenny> "c.1250, 'flat sheet of gold or silver,' also 'flat, round coin,' from O.Fr. plate 'thin piece of metal' (c.1175), from M.L. plata 'plate, piece of metal,' perhaps via V.L. *plattus from Gk. platys 'flat, broad' (see place (n.))." - http://etymonline.com/?term=plate
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02:43:57 <Monty2> Thank goodness, jeffarch is back!
02:44:50 <jeffarch> You curse my wifi, Monty!
02:44:52 <Monty2> <sky_or_ceiling_joke />
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03:28:32 <deltab> that joke went over his head, Monty2
03:28:33 <Monty2> aw, fail:
03:28:39 <deltab> yeah
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07:45:32 <Monty2> welcome, ephemerian
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07:52:04 <thelsdj> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_Organ
07:52:07 <thelsdj> awesome!
07:56:22 <_ulises> I built one but with mother in-laws
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07:56:47 <_ulises> let's just say that lots of men were truly grateful and delighted by its music
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08:52:57 <[bjoern]> I thought someone important joined, but it's just cre8radix.
09:20:50 <cre8radix> :)
09:21:14 <sbp> yo
09:21:14 <phenny> sbp: 07 May 21:02Z <[bjoern]> tell sbp btw jessica and I pretty much agreed you should come up with a coherent german text involving your favourite german words which she will then read for pleasurable ends.
09:21:25 <cre8radix> yoyo
09:21:36 <sbp> yo cre8radix
09:21:48 <sbp> yo [bjoern]
09:21:50 <sbp> good yo to everyone!
09:22:41 <_ulises> yo yo
09:24:29 *** sbp changed the topic to: "Swhack: Now Available in Suppository"
09:25:31 <[bjoern]> Mit Übertragung in Farbe, und buunt.
09:33:45 <sbp> “The "Busts for Justice" campaign was led by Beckie Williams, a 30G.”
09:33:49 <sbp> — http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8039332.stm
09:34:26 <[bjoern]> a 30th generation mobile phone?
09:35:15 <sbp> chux
09:52:43 <sbp> BBC News are covering UKIP's European Parliament drive
09:52:51 <sbp> they're saying only they can defeat the BNP
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09:58:43 <sbp> [bjoern]: why do you define UTF8_REJECT and then not use it?
09:59:07 <[bjoern]> it's used in the error recovery example
10:10:33 <sbp> ah, thanks
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11:11:23 <sbp> when's Snow Leopard coming out, then?
11:13:53 <deltab> "about a year" after June 2008
11:15:23 <sbp> is that a Gregorian year, an internet year, or an Apple year?
11:17:37 <deltab> Apple
11:18:04 <deltab> Apple CEO Steve Jobs announced Snow Leopard at WWDC on 9 June 2008, saying the software would ship "about a year" after the announcement.
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11:47:25 <[bjoern]> Hello apspoliveira, welcome to the ephermal realms of The Swhack. Master Priest Monty McMalstroem sends blessings your way.
11:47:28 <Monty2> jchris: it limits where are concerned with map/reduce
11:48:07 <[bjoern]> .wik AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAAA!!!
11:48:09 <phenny> "The result was delete." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAAA!!!_--_A_Reckless_Disregard_for_Gravity
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12:48:22 <Monty2> bah, it's jeffarch again
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12:51:56 <Charles> You keep making me alt-7 for no reason, Monty2.
12:51:57 <Monty2> hah
12:52:15 <Charles> That's not funny, Monty2.
12:52:15 <Monty2> *were
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14:37:10 <[bjoern]> remind me in 14 minutes to rice
14:37:10 <Monty2> [bjoern]: Okay, I'll remind you about that on Fri May 08 15:51:19 BST 2009
14:51:33 <Monty2> [bjoern]: You asked me to remind you to rice
14:51:42 <[bjoern]> on it
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15:14:48 <[bjoern]> "Please note that we're not yelling at you in this paragraph. Our lawyers have advised us that we need to make sure this information is conspicuous so you'll read it." - Firefox Privacy Policy, page 10.
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15:35:00 <[bjoern]> phenny, "中国"?
15:35:01 <phenny> [bjoern]: "China" (zh-CN to en, translate.google.com)
15:35:36 <[bjoern]> searching for 'language tools' leads to www.google.com/language_tools?hl=EN which according to google is "by 中国" ...
15:35:49 <sbp> BY CHINA
15:35:54 <sbp> FRIENDSHIP LANGUAGE
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17:21:15 <[bjoern]> I still don't know why http://www.w3.org/TR/xml/#NT-content is written like that
17:25:01 <bancus> Middle Kingdom, I think, actually
17:25:08 <bancus> I know the first hanzi is the one for middle
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17:26:03 <[bjoern]> is the apocalypse scheduled for today? or maybe it's ark building day?
17:26:08 <[bjoern]> certainly thunderstorming like it
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19:31:31 <Monty2> it's jeffarch!
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20:09:15 <Monty2> lo jeffarch
20:13:11 <jeffarch> Keep it up Monty2 and I'll force you to hard labor here in the woods
20:13:14 <Monty2> It's true to say that fajitas grows orange shake-up!
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23:18:11 <Monty2> howdy, ephemerian
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23:42:58 <BigJibby> Monty2: quiet down
23:42:59 <Monty2> Do you feel strongly about discussing such things ?
23:43:13 <BigJibby> Monty2: that's so old
23:43:14 <Monty2> .o omg confusing
23:43:14 <phenny> Monty2: Sorry, no such service. See http://code.google.com/p/phenny-ws/wiki/ServiceDefinitions
23:43:19 <Monty2> * r12 chatterbot/trunk/NAMES: added notes that claim to Monaco. Even computer fairs
23:43:49 <BigJibby> Monty2: you are so weird
23:43:50 <Monty2> cogs screws hedgehog?
23:44:10 <BigJibby> Monty2: that's so dumb
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23:44:11 <Monty2> ~www
23:45:46 <BigJibby> Monty2: no, ~irc
23:45:47 <Monty2> "Given enough :)
23:46:08 <BigJibby> fine, I won't talk to you anymore Monty
23:46:09 <Monty2> have you.
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23:48:14 <BigJibby> .o twitter Monty
23:48:15 <phenny> <@Monty> @monty got a grade of 96.1/100 on @grader. Check it out: http://twitter.grader.com/monty (http://twitter.com/Monty/statuses/1735167380)
23:48:17 <Monty2> one reason for runs!?
23:48:19 <Monty2> flat pissy artifical penis twists bollocked car doors and leguminous copying twatmaster?
23:48:50 <BigJibby> that would give the runs
23:50:29 <BigJibby> Monty2: countdown
23:50:33 <Monty2> http://www.flickr.com/photos/iwasharry/3511161082/
23:50:41 <BigJibby> Monty2: let's play a game
23:50:41 <Monty2> That is interesting. Please continue.
23:50:52 <BigJibby> rock
23:50:52 <dahut> dahut wins! (I had paper.)
23:51:14 <BigJibby> bullshit! I wasn't ready!
23:52:00 <BigJibby> Monty2: rock
23:52:07 <Monty2> I, and technically, Crewdson has reached new project, it's grown is awfully fond of suntan lotion for more mail reader.
23:52:13 <BigJibby> countdown
23:52:14 <Monty2> One large one and five small numbers: 75, 5, 7, 4, 3, 10. Your target is 258. You have thirty seconds, tick, tock, tick, tock...
23:52:38 <BigJibby> pause
23:52:45 <Monty2> Duh dum, duh dum, duh-da-da-dum! Your 30 seconds are up!
23:52:46 <Monty2> I found a solution in approximately 156 milliseconds. I found all 96 solutions in about 375 milliseconds.
23:52:48 <Monty2> ibot (75 + 7 + 4)*3
23:52:48 <phenny> (75 + 7 + 4) * 3 = 258
23:53:26 <BigJibby> paper
23:53:26 <Monty2> I chose scissors - I win! :o)
23:53:26 <dahut> I had rock, BigJibby wins.
23:53:40 <BigJibby> scissors
23:53:40 <dahut> nobody wins! (I had scissors.)
23:53:41 <Monty2> I chose paper - You win :(
23:53:57 <BigJibby> stone
23:53:57 <Monty2> I chose stone - Draw!
23:54:18 <BigJibby> Monty2: wtf is that about?
23:54:24 <Monty2> .w screed is nice Twitter client that to test too fast during the uri templates, so as being able to download receipt?=
23:54:24 <phenny> Couldn't get any definitions for screed is nice Twitter client that to test too fast during the uri templates, so as being able to download receipt?=.
23:55:06 <BigJibby> paper
23:55:06 <Monty2> I chose stone - You win :(
23:55:06 <dahut> I had rock, BigJibby wins.
23:55:52 <BigJibby> dahut: you had rock?
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