Swhack! 14 June 2009
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00:47:03 <danja_> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZK_olqwHwk
00:50:31 <danja_> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZK_olqwHwk
00:50:39 <danja_> yeah
00:50:48 <danja_> repitititition
00:51:07 <danja_> where ther falll come from
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00:57:26 <danja_> this is the best, I tell ya
00:57:29 <danja_> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwO71Jfz0Z4
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02:03:15 <[bjoern]> remind me in 15 minutes to !
02:03:16 <Monty> [bjoern]: Okay, I'll remind you about that on Sun Jun 14 03:18:16 BST 2009
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02:18:26 <Monty> [bjoern]: You asked me to remind you to !
02:24:59 <danja_> most unhelpful guitarrr lessione http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuQT8SUPFRQ
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02:36:27 <Monty> howdy, danja__
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04:36:51 <[bjoern]> .gc http://www.debian.org/intro/cn
04:36:53 <phenny> http://www.debian.org/intro/cn: 7,460
04:36:54 <[bjoern]> .gc http://www.debian.org/intro/cn -site:debian.org
04:36:55 <phenny> http://www.debian.org/intro/cn -site:debian.org: 8,520
04:37:03 <[bjoern]> .gc link:http://www.debian.org/intro/cn
04:37:03 <phenny> link:http://www.debian.org/intro/cn: 1,690
04:37:08 <[bjoern]> .gc link:http://www.debian.org/intro/cn -site:debian.org
04:37:08 <phenny> link:http://www.debian.org/intro/cn -site:debian.org: 3,690
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05:00:20 <[bjoern]> phenny, "Google.de bu dili kullansın: Deutsch"?
05:00:21 <phenny> [bjoern]: The az to en translation failed, sorry!
05:00:27 <[bjoern]> phenny, tr en "Google.de bu dili kullansın: Deutsch"?
05:00:28 <phenny> [bjoern]: "Google.de are using this language: Deutsch" (tr to en, translate.google.com)
05:10:58 <[bjoern]> bing.com sends ten set-cookie headers
05:12:01 <danja__> bleah (bomb not personal)
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07:34:57 <Monty> Thank goodness, danja__ is back!
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08:01:04 <sbp> yo
08:20:20 <[bjoern]> see the last para in http://lists.w3.org/Archives/Public/ietf-http-wg/2009AprJun/0657.html
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08:26:59 <sbp> bwahaha
08:28:40 <[bjoern]> I was kind enough to help him out
08:29:09 <sbp> ahahaha
08:29:12 <sbp> "your own company..."
08:30:25 <sbp> I was listening to the news in the background
08:30:29 <sbp> and the newsreader says:
08:30:44 <sbp> "the terror plotter warriors of China are one of the most well known sights..."
08:30:48 <sbp> and I'm like what?
08:30:57 <sbp> and I look up and it's the terracotta warriors of course...
08:40:09 <[bjoern]> .gs Let's all stand up together and *
08:40:10 <phenny> [bjoern]: reach (2), make (2)
08:40:19 <[bjoern]> .gc "Let's all stand up together and vomit"
08:40:20 <phenny> "Let's all stand up together and vomit": 1
08:40:29 <[bjoern]> .g "Let's all stand up together and vomit"
08:40:30 <phenny> [bjoern]: http://www007.upp.so-net.ne.jp/comet/am/am306.htm
08:40:33 <[bjoern]> .title
08:40:35 <phenny> [bjoern]: æ6bFÊlè]
08:40:43 <[bjoern]> æ6bFÊlè] indeed.
08:40:47 <sbp> should've used Accept-Language
08:41:44 <[bjoern]> phenny, "あなたが美人で、しかも、セクハラ法をさらに押し進めそうなケースだから。"?
08:41:46 <phenny> [bjoern]: "You are beautiful, and the case is more like pushing a sexual harassment law." (ja to en, translate.google.com)
08:41:57 <[bjoern]> page has "Because you're beautiful. Because it would raise the bar yet again on sexual harassment law."
08:42:19 <[bjoern]> Oh I get what this is
08:42:29 <sbp> Smiths lyrics?
08:42:39 *** sbp changed the topic to: "Swhack: Raising the Bar"
08:43:24 <[bjoern]> phenny, "セクハラ法は、職場で触わられたり、"?
08:43:25 <phenny> [bjoern]: "Sexual Harassment Law, straw or touch in the workplace," (ja to en, translate.google.com)
08:43:42 <sbp> .gcs strawberries touchberries
08:43:42 <phenny> strawberries (11,100,000), touchberries (3,650)
08:43:55 <[bjoern]> .gc fondleberry
08:43:56 <phenny> fondleberry: 51
08:44:19 <sbp> .gc lettuceberry
08:44:19 <phenny> lettuceberry: 24
08:45:04 <[bjoern]> .gc "Your system is too SLOW to play this!"
08:45:05 <phenny> "Your system is too SLOW to play this!": 550
08:45:30 <sbp> .gc systemberry
08:45:30 <phenny> systemberry: 1,040
08:46:00 <sbp> so does anybody want to implement .bing?
08:47:10 <[bjoern]> .bingc?
08:48:18 <sbp> bingc and you'll miss it
08:50:12 <[bjoern]> Google suggest often suggests things like "<movie title> torrent"
08:50:47 <sbp> when it starts suggesting "<politician> sex drugs" you have to start worrying
08:51:11 <[bjoern]> .img Angela Merkel sex drugs
08:51:12 <phenny> [bjoern]: http://www.topnews.in/files/angela_merkel.jpg
08:51:13 <phenny> More here: http://images.google.com/images?q=Angela%20Merkel%20sex%20drugs
08:51:20 <sbp> (I thought of loads of actual politicians' names to use and they were all funny, so I thought I'd use <politician> so you could try the same exercise)
08:51:54 <[bjoern]> http://contexts.org/socimages/files/2009/03/merkelbarbieap_450x350.jpg
08:52:05 <sbp> haha
08:52:22 <sbp> heh, I thought barbieap was some German word for a moment
08:52:27 <sbp> and then realised my mistake
08:52:35 <sbp> was parsing it as bar-bieap
08:53:03 <[bjoern]> via http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?At_last,_its_Angela_Merkel_Barbie&in_article_id=528936&in_page_id=2 apparently
08:54:21 <sbp> --
08:54:21 <sbp> Merkel attended the fair's opening Wednesday and Wegener said she approved of her miniature doppelganger - even though Barbie's familiar face and figure don't exactly replicate her real-life appearance.
08:54:22 <sbp> 'Creating a copy of someone is not the intention - we're not Madame Tussauds,' Wegener said. 'It's just a lookalike doll created to honor her.
08:54:22 <sbp> --
08:55:24 <sbp> .img real Merkel doll
08:55:25 <phenny> sbp: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01290/merkel-doll_1290294i.jpg
08:55:26 <phenny> More here: http://images.google.com/images?q=real%20Merkel%20doll
08:55:39 <sbp> interesting variation
08:55:46 <sbp> Merkel doll with Merkel with a doll
08:56:53 <[bjoern]> .img politician sex drugs
08:56:54 <phenny> [bjoern]: http://blog.cleveland.com/pdextra/2007/08/large_zombie2.jpg
08:56:55 <phenny> More here: http://images.google.com/images?q=politician%20sex%20drugs
08:59:18 <sbp> .img POLITICIAN + SEX DRIUGZ
08:59:18 <phenny> sbp: no results
08:59:21 <sbp> aw
08:59:31 <sbp> thought that might help
08:59:32 <Monty> 33M ffmpeg
08:59:39 <[bjoern]> .img politician sex druids
08:59:39 <phenny> [bjoern]: http://www.dailygalaxy.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/02/12/druids.jpg
08:59:40 <phenny> More here: http://images.google.com/images?q=politician%20sex%20druids
08:59:51 <sbp> hmm
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09:24:15 <cre8radix> heya
09:35:05 <[bjoern]> "Damn europeans and their metric system. How many shitloads are in a fucktonne?"
09:45:27 <cre8radix> hehe
09:45:30 <cre8radix> stoopid
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09:56:03 <sbp> .gc "soshoku-danshi"
09:56:04 <phenny> "soshoku-danshi": 61
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10:21:09 <[bjoern]> countdown
10:21:09 <Monty> One large one and five small numbers: 75, 9, 1, 10, 10, 8. Your target is 302. You have thirty seconds, tick, tock, tick, tock...
10:21:28 <[bjoern]> not seeing it Monty
10:21:31 <Monty> Anandtech going on, so phenny * gusE61
10:21:39 <Monty> Duh dum, duh dum, duh-da-da-dum! Your 30 seconds are up!
10:21:41 <Monty> Oh bugger, I don't think I can solve that one!
10:21:44 <[bjoern]> countdown
10:21:44 <Monty> One large one and five small numbers: 75, 10, 9, 5, 3, 5. Your target is 677. You have thirty seconds, tick, tock, tick, tock...
10:22:00 <[bjoern]> .c 9*75 + 10 - 7
10:22:01 <phenny> (9 * 75) + 10 - 7 = 678
10:22:14 <Monty> Duh dum, duh dum, duh-da-da-dum! Your 30 seconds are up!
10:22:16 <Monty> I found a solution in approximately 110 milliseconds. I found all 48 solutions in about 188 milliseconds.
10:22:17 <Monty> ibot 75*9 - 3 + 5
10:22:18 <phenny> (75 * 9) - 3 + 5 = 677
10:22:33 <[bjoern]> Not sure what I wanted with the 7...
10:24:17 <[bjoern]> hmm next year is MMX
10:26:02 <[bjoern]> .c 4999 in roman numerals
10:26:03 <phenny> 4999 = MMMMCMXCIX
10:26:06 <[bjoern]> .c 5000 in roman numerals
10:26:07 <phenny> [bjoern]: Sorry, no result.
10:39:05 <[bjoern]> .gc "Get a brain" "That is good advice"
10:39:06 <phenny> "Get a brain" "That is good advice": 3
10:39:14 <[bjoern]> .gc "Get a penis" "That is good advice"
10:39:15 <phenny> "Get a penis" "That is good advice": 0
10:42:04 <[bjoern]> .gc "Get a blog" "That is good advice"
10:42:05 <phenny> "Get a blog" "That is good advice": 5
10:46:21 <[bjoern]> .gs Now I'm ready to *
10:46:23 <phenny> Now I'm ready to *: fight (4), listen (3), blast (3), beddy (3), swim (2), sing (2)
10:46:52 * danja__ contemplating Binary Twitter Format
10:47:02 <danja__> no, not really
10:47:17 <[bjoern]> s/binary/wireless/
10:47:26 <danja__> perfect
10:47:48 <danja__> russian valves are reliable
10:48:04 <[bjoern]> Are they hot?
10:48:05 <danja__> (tubes - en.us)
10:48:05 <Monty> jen
10:48:13 <danja__> ja
10:48:50 <[bjoern]> http://www.derwesten.de/static/nachrichten/7831/12449043174210/53731622_24010426_slide.jpg
10:49:29 <[bjoern]> http://www.derwesten.de/static/nachrichten/7831/12449043174640/53731624_24010026_slide.jpg
10:50:17 <[bjoern]> http://www.derwesten.de/static/nachrichten/7831/12449043176070/53731636_24008899_slide.jpg
10:53:26 <danja__> .g kasabian torrent
10:53:27 <phenny> danja__: http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/3325580/Kasabian_-_Kasabian_2005
10:53:39 <danja__> .g kasabian 2009 torrent
10:53:39 <phenny> danja__: http://www.torrentz.com/e896ab7fcdb4221a88735855bc5f760fc91c4e78
10:58:19 <[bjoern]> .gc "Twitter is like a shot in the head"
10:58:20 <phenny> "Twitter is like a shot in the head": 0
10:58:32 <[bjoern]> .gc Twitter is like a shot in the *
10:58:33 <phenny> Twitter is like a shot in the *: 0
10:58:37 <[bjoern]> .gs Twitter is like a shot in the *
10:58:38 <phenny> [bjoern]: no results
10:58:42 <[bjoern]> gsux
11:01:42 <[bjoern]> .gs * is doing it anyway
11:01:43 <phenny> * is doing it anyway: everyone (9), he (4), she (3), sparks (2), organization (2)
11:02:07 <[bjoern]> .gs * my shiny metal
11:02:08 <phenny> * my shiny metal: bite (130), kiss (18), bit (2)
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11:32:16 <[bjoern]> .gc subjectivistic
11:32:17 <phenny> subjectivistic: 3,670
11:33:26 <[bjoern]> .wik Apotheosis
11:33:26 <phenny> "Apotheosis (from Greek ἀποθεόω, apotheoō 'to deify') refers to the exaltation of a subject to divine level." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apotheosis
11:33:46 <[bjoern]> .ety exaltate
11:33:47 <phenny> Can't find the etymology for "exaltate". Try http://etymonline.com/?search=exaltate
11:34:10 <[bjoern]> .gc exaltate
11:34:10 <phenny> exaltate: 3,660
11:35:56 <[bjoern]> .wik List of people who have been considered deities
11:35:57 <phenny> "This is a list of those notable human beings who were considered deities by themselves or others." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_people_who_have_been_considered_deities
11:38:39 <[bjoern]> .wik Mitsuo Matayoshi
11:38:40 <phenny> "Mitsuo Matayoshi (又吉 光雄, Matayoshi Mitsuo|?|, also, Iesu Matayoshi), is a Japanese politician, self-styled as The only God Mitsuo Matayoshi Jesus Christ (唯一神又吉光雄・イエス・キリスト) or Jesus Matayoshi (又吉イエス)." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitsuo_Matayoshi
11:39:16 <[bjoern]> .g Mario style jump and run featuring Jesus
11:39:17 <phenny> [bjoern]: http://news.deviantart.com/article/36407/
11:41:01 <[bjoern]> .gc "I promise not to do my best"
11:41:02 <phenny> "I promise not to do my best": 0
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12:07:44 <[bjoern]> .img Internet, show me Victoria's secrets!
12:07:44 <phenny> [bjoern]: http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/victorias_secret_angels_top.jpg
12:07:46 <phenny> More here: http://images.google.com/images?q=Internet%2C%20show%20me%20Victoria%27s%20secrets%21
12:08:54 <sbp> those aren't very secret
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12:18:30 *** nsh changed the topic to: "Swhack: so that we can all have fun painting lipstick on boats and giving shopping centres fake penises"
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12:33:06 <sbp> heh, heh
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12:48:35 <[bjoern]> Can you point me to a site that actually shows fake penises? Or penises for that matter. I've never been able to find any site that shows penises other than free trials, experiments, and turing tests.
12:51:19 <[bjoern]> Sorry, gotta go back to my straight porn site webmaster job.
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13:13:50 <sbp> heh, I think this is the most excited people have been about a Queens final
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13:16:00 <[bjoern]> the band, the series, the places, ...?
13:16:18 <sbp> Queens Club: tennis
13:16:21 <[bjoern]> Could also be in-joke.
13:16:29 <sbp> traditionally the last tournament before Wimbledon
13:16:34 <[bjoern]> You just say that to distract from the in-joke.
13:16:36 <sbp> generally seen as a run-up to Wimbledon
13:16:39 <sbp> heh, heh
13:16:44 <sbp> Andy Murray is in the final
13:16:59 <sbp> if he wins, he'll be the first Briton to win at Queens since the 1930s or something
13:17:31 <[bjoern]> Andy is a girl right? Wimbledon is all about shirt skorts.
13:17:32 <sbp> it'll mean the media attention on him at Wimbledon will be astonishing
13:17:51 <sbp> nope, but they're just talking to the ball-girls
13:18:05 <[bjoern]> I don't like the sound of "ball-girls"
13:18:15 <[bjoern]> Reminds me of disturbing 4chan pix.
13:18:15 <sbp> girls who handle the players' balls for them
13:18:25 <[bjoern]> That too
13:18:34 <sbp> .img site:4chan.com ball-girls
13:18:34 <phenny> sbp: no results
13:18:51 <sbp> chuckle
13:18:56 <sbp> "who do you want to win?"
13:19:00 <sbp> "oh, I don't mind really"
13:19:02 <sbp> "oh no!"
13:19:12 <sbp> "er... well I'd like Andy Murray to win, it'd be nice to have a British winner"
13:19:16 <sbp> "that was the right answer"
13:19:37 <sbp> .img site:4chan.org ball-girls
13:19:37 <phenny> sbp: no results
13:19:40 <sbp> heh
13:19:48 <[bjoern]> Question should be who you'd want to lose and destroy his Schläger.
13:19:57 <[bjoern]> Germans are good at that.
13:20:02 <[bjoern]> Exceptionally excellent.
13:20:26 <sbp> DER Schläger
13:20:34 <sbp> his der Schläger
13:20:34 <[bjoern]> .leo Schläger
13:20:35 <phenny> der Schläger - Waffe = straight-bladed sabre used by students in duelling bouts (sport.)
13:20:36 <phenny> der Schläger - Kricket, Baseball = bat (sport.)
13:20:37 <phenny> der Schläger - Spieler im Kricket, Baseball etc. = batsman (sport.)
13:20:38 <phenny> — http://dict.leo.org/ende?search=Schl%C3%A4ger
13:21:23 <[bjoern]> .wik free lesbians
13:21:25 <phenny> "Lesbian (lɛzbiːən) is a term most widely used in the English language to describe sexual and romantic desire between females." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lesbian
13:21:42 <[bjoern]> .wik gratis lesbians
13:21:42 <sbp> female <-desire-> female
13:21:47 <phenny> "Blessed Sacrament Catholic Church is a parish in the Roman Catholic Archdiocese of Los Angeles located on Sunset Boulevard in the heart of Hollywood, California." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blessed_Sacrament_Catholic_Church,_Hollywood
13:21:57 <sbp> ah, Hollywood
13:21:57 <Monty> Anyway, apparently faster
13:22:08 <[bjoern]> Indeed Monty, indeed.
13:22:09 <Monty> Âæ6ÂbÂ?FÂÃÂ?lÂèÂ]
13:22:21 <sbp> Monty's vomiting standing up
13:22:24 <Monty> BNP got jam stored in this some help in Erlang?
13:22:37 <[bjoern]> Worse, he's quoting japanese ally mcbeal transcripts.
13:22:51 <[bjoern]> _misencoded_
13:22:53 <sbp> The Mojibake Voms would be a good band name
13:23:18 <[bjoern]> Would be a hit in Iceland.
13:23:25 <[bjoern]> If it had more umlauts.
13:25:03 <sbp> could also be a good baseball squad name
13:25:12 <sbp> the Mojibake Voms are playing the Preston New Packers
13:25:14 <sbp> or whatever
13:25:50 <[bjoern]> What do you do to a tree when you separate most of the tree from its roots?
13:26:12 <clsn> You chop it down?
13:26:13 <phenny> clsn: 12 Jun 18:17Z <sbp> tell clsn http://www.explosm.net/comics/1532/ - not the comic, the sidebar right at the bottom. I had to look at that twice!
13:26:17 <sbp> when you chop it down? chip it
13:26:20 <[bjoern]> Hmm chop
13:26:28 <sbp> first you chop it
13:26:30 <sbp> then you chip it
13:26:38 <clsn> sbp: I'm not figuring out what it was you are pointing out.
13:26:49 <sbp> Merch
13:26:55 <[bjoern]> chip chop reminds me of tv series ... cops? gay policemen riding on motorcycles.
13:26:59 <[bjoern]> chips
13:27:04 <[bjoern]> that was the title
13:27:06 <[bjoern]> i think
13:27:12 <clsn> CHiPs
13:27:26 <sbp> Merch is not an acceptable English word to me
13:27:29 <[bjoern]> .gc demi-straight
13:27:30 <phenny> demi-straight: 341,000
13:27:31 <sbp> (silly American abbreviation)
13:27:39 <sbp> so it registered under my smattering of second language
13:28:07 <[bjoern]> we could smite all merch sayers using the <smite> tag in Ghtml.
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13:28:14 <sbp> ooh
13:28:35 <sbp> what is the namespace of <smite>?
13:28:50 <[bjoern]> I hear the editor has a smittens affection
13:28:51 <sbp> does it have a PVI?
13:29:10 <clsn> http://divine.wrath/ ?
13:29:17 <sbp> heh
13:29:20 <[bjoern]> don't say that stands for post validation interface.
13:29:42 <sbp> it doesn't
13:29:45 <sbp> infoset
13:29:47 <[bjoern]> .gc "I let him smell me!"
13:29:48 <phenny> "I let him smell me!": 4
13:30:00 <sbp> .gc "I let him lick me!"
13:30:01 <phenny> "I let him lick me!": 45
13:30:02 <[bjoern]> .gc "I let her smell me!"
13:30:03 <phenny> "I let her smell me!": 4
13:30:10 <sbp> .gs I let him * me!
13:30:11 <phenny> sbp: no results
13:30:16 <sbp> .gs I let her * me!
13:30:16 <phenny> sbp: no results
13:30:22 <[bjoern]> .gs I let her *
13:30:22 <sbp> .gs I let him * me
13:30:23 <phenny> I let him * me: treat (5), teach (4), kiss (4), walk (3), tie (3), tell (3), shave (3)
13:30:24 <phenny> I let her * : lie (15), know (11), get (8), lie lyrics (6), lick (5), go (5)
13:30:27 <sbp> .gs I let her * me
13:30:28 <phenny> I let her * me: dress (4), walk (3), underhand (3), sleep with (3), ride (3), push (3)
13:30:47 <sbp> to underhand?
13:30:56 <[bjoern]> is that a too to?
13:31:18 <sbp> tooable to the toostreme
13:31:20 <[bjoern]> Thank you.
13:31:42 <[bjoern]> .gs say it if you *
13:31:43 <phenny> say it if you *: mean (8), dare (6), want (4), m (2), don't want (2), don (2)
13:31:48 <[bjoern]> .gs say it if you m *
13:31:49 <phenny> say it if you m *: ean it' m gets (3), " (2)
13:33:02 <sbp> .gs fucking *
13:33:03 <phenny> fucking *: awesome (6), blackzilla (5), a (5), machines (4), girls (4)
13:33:08 <clsn> .gs say it like you *
13:33:09 <phenny> say it like you *: mean (86), ´ (2), mea (2), havnt (2), did (2), care (2), always (2)
13:33:25 <[bjoern]> .gs O
13:33:25 <phenny> Query must have one "*" exactly
13:33:31 <[bjoern]> .gs I'm not gonna *
13:33:32 <phenny> I'm not gonna *: lie (67), teach (44), beg (10), cry (8), tell (5), do (4)
13:34:08 <[bjoern]> no f1 today?
13:34:18 <sbp> nope, Silverstone next week I think
13:34:21 <sbp> (h)ence tennis
13:34:33 <[bjoern]> .ety tennis
13:34:34 <phenny> "1345, most likely from Anglo-Fr. tenetz 'hold! receive! take!,' from O.Fr. tenez, imperative of tenir 'to hold, receive, take,' which was used as a call from the server to his opponent." - http://etymonline.com/?term=tennis
13:34:45 <clsn> cool
13:34:51 <[bjoern]> anglofrpwn
13:34:53 <sbp> oh, like "take this, bitch!"
13:35:20 <[bjoern]> Don't say that to blonde librarians
13:35:26 <sbp> noted
13:35:32 <[bjoern]> Unless you mean it and want the obvious consequences.
13:35:39 <[bjoern]> Actually
13:35:46 <[bjoern]> Unless you want the obvious consequences.
13:36:18 <sbp> really it depends on the circumstances
13:36:42 <[bjoern]> One should always say what suits the context.
13:36:50 <sbp> Dieter Pissmeyer!
13:36:56 <sbp> for example, suited that context the most
13:37:08 <sbp> you cannot deny it
13:37:09 <[bjoern]> We didn't want to hear your porn suggestions.
13:37:19 <sbp> exactly
13:37:29 <[bjoern]> Yes, but indeed.
13:38:04 <[bjoern]> Anticipating your counterquestion, I propose the answer "3".
13:38:06 <sbp> one exciting thing about this match is that it's USA vs. UK
13:38:16 <sbp> nope, distracted by tenetz
13:38:28 <sbp> I didn't really want to tell you though
13:38:37 <sbp> beacuse I have a feeling that the Nonamian will win
13:38:45 <sbp> he does have a British mother, though, he pointed out
13:38:51 <[bjoern]> Oh yeah totally exciting, "USA" might suddenly become good at something.
13:38:51 <sbp> so it's USA(UK) vs. UK
13:39:10 <sbp> also the BNP PARIBAS ads make me chox
13:39:13 <[bjoern]> You are just trying to rationalise your boredom.
13:39:26 <sbp> not bored... the courts are blue now!
13:39:33 <clsn> Beats irrational boredom.
13:39:40 <[bjoern]> What about the shirt skorts?
13:39:41 <sbp> they've been red for years, but they switched sponsor
13:39:47 <sbp> so they're all blue. yes, they're blue too
13:39:51 <sbp> it's all blue. BLUE
13:39:59 <sbp> quite a nice shade of blue too
13:40:01 <[bjoern]> I like the pills you are using.
13:40:10 <sbp> like a kind of aqua ceruelean turquoise
13:40:23 <clsn> .ety turquoise
13:40:23 <phenny> "precious stone, 1567, replacement from M.Fr. of M.E. turkeis, turtogis (1398), from O.Fr. turqueise, fem. adj. 'Turkish,' in pierre turqueise 'Turkish stone,' so called because it was first brought to Europe from Turkestan or some other Turkish dominion (Sinai [...]" - http://etymonline.com/?term=turquoise
13:40:59 <[bjoern]> Someone is trying to change the topic.
13:41:03 <[bjoern]> Thank you.
13:41:27 <[bjoern]> Monty, who's your precious?
13:41:27 <Monty> noted
13:41:38 <[bjoern]> Monty, no no, not what, who?
13:41:39 <Monty> no f1 today?
13:41:44 <sbp> he thought you meant who is his precious
13:41:49 <[bjoern]> Monty, sorry for waking you.
13:41:49 <Monty> noted
13:41:59 <[bjoern]> Monty's become quite binary.
13:42:00 <sbp> not the pronoun who but the person with the unlikely name of *who* is his precious
13:42:03 <Monty> If you had any friends, they would all prefer the_other_cj's README :P
13:42:14 <[bjoern]> Monty, maybe, IF I had any.
13:42:16 <Monty> Hmm chop reminds me
13:42:28 <sbp> chop should remind you to chip
13:42:30 <[bjoern]> Monty is terribly bored today.
13:42:32 <Monty> also the BNP PARIBAS ads make me chox
13:42:37 <sbp> as we already discussed
13:42:48 <sbp> MontyHasBeenHackedBySwhack?
13:42:49 <Monty> Hmm chop reminds me
13:43:11 <[bjoern]> Monty is like we're the only peoplez in his uniwerz.
13:43:21 <Monty> In my opinion, staggering unspecific dtm twists nasty perspiring doorknob?
13:43:47 <[bjoern]> Monty: would we tell you if we knew?
13:43:50 <Monty> "I let him lick me!": 45
13:43:54 <sbp> maybe we are. who do you see around you, Monty?
13:43:56 <Monty> pencil is gorgeous and crispy >:)
13:44:11 <[bjoern]> Well if you are short on sex toys...
13:44:26 <sbp> MontyHasBeenHackedByLicking?
13:44:31 <Monty> We must accept that bullshit IMAP screenshot piddles home-brewed levitating ripper!
13:44:39 <[bjoern]> [intentioanlly left blank for log readers]
13:44:46 <[bjoern]> [or logs deleted by sbp]
13:44:47 <sbp> 4:15 4:30 by the way
13:44:58 <[bjoern]> I never got tennis scores.
13:45:04 <sbp> 4 games all
13:45:07 <sbp> 15 - 30
13:45:10 <sbp> latter serving (Blake)
13:45:19 <sbp> 15 - 40 in this game now
13:45:22 <[bjoern]> It's kinda like my chess experience
13:45:26 <sbp> dude has won the bitches out of this game
13:45:30 <[bjoern]> I only ever played against GNU chess
13:45:32 <sbp> 30 - 40
13:45:35 <[bjoern]> and always lost
13:45:42 <sbp> GNU Chess sucks
13:45:45 <[bjoern]> Even after I understood some of the rules.
13:46:02 <sbp> it's all just maths
13:46:06 <sbp> computers are good at maths
13:46:10 <[bjoern]> Perhaps you are.
13:46:15 * clsn was always known for his quick, logical mind; everyone assumes I'd be great at Chess. I totally suck at Chess.
13:46:31 <[bjoern]> Initially I typed "Perhaps you ate" and was thinking about going with that instead.
13:46:38 <sbp> clsn: what about Go?
13:46:49 <[bjoern]> Go is like Stop to clsn
13:47:01 <clsn> I've not tried Go very much, only a few times. And I suck at that too.
13:47:01 <sbp> what are Muffins like to clsn?
13:47:06 <[bjoern]> In more ways than you can imagine
13:47:08 <clsn> Mmm, muffins.
13:47:18 <sbp> Muffins are like Catnip to clsn?
13:47:20 <[bjoern]> Wait, what, food, who is talking about food?
13:47:26 <sbp> us
13:47:33 <[bjoern]> .wik stuffin young muffins
13:47:35 <phenny> Can't find anything in Wikipedia for "stuffin young muffins".
13:47:35 * clsn is still pre-breakfast, getting hungry.
13:47:36 <xover> Not me, I'm stuffed.
13:48:01 <sbp> xover in da schnizzy rizzy fo-fizzy
13:48:12 <[bjoern]> I got up some time ... which months is this?
13:48:18 <xover> uhm. yo?
13:48:19 <sbp> .t
13:48:19 <phenny> Sun, 14 Jun 2009 13:48:18 GMT
13:48:22 <sbp> Jun
13:48:31 <sbp> yo up in this place motherfuten
13:48:54 <sbp> .leo fut
13:48:55 <phenny> — http://dict.leo.org/ende?search=fut
13:49:01 <sbp> .leo füt
13:49:02 <phenny> — http://dict.leo.org/ende?search=f%C3%BCt
13:49:09 <[bjoern]> .gcs "german porn" "french porn" "british porn" "norwegian porn" "norse porn"
13:49:12 <phenny> "german porn" (132,000), "french porn" (80,100), "british porn" (80,000), "norwegian porn" (3,190), "norse porn" (84)
13:49:19 <sbp> .gc "bokmal porn"
13:49:19 <phenny> "bokmal porn": 0
13:49:23 <clsn> sbp: phenny-hack: .t (cy_GB) should run date in the appropriate locale, yielding Sul Meh 14 09:49:15 EDT 2009
13:49:23 <[bjoern]> .leo futt
13:49:25 <phenny> — http://dict.leo.org/ende?search=futt
13:49:34 <clsn> Because we all know how much we need that.
13:49:35 <sbp> .gc "bokmål porn"
13:49:36 <phenny> "bokmål porn": 0
13:49:46 <[bjoern]> no don't make .t any more weird.
13:49:51 <clsn> .gc "nynorsk porn"
13:49:52 <phenny> "nynorsk porn": 1
13:49:57 <xover> .gc bokmålsporno
13:49:57 <phenny> bokmålsporno: 0
13:49:59 <sbp> clsn: good idea, but one of those "patches welcome" good ideas I think
13:50:03 <clsn> OK...
13:50:07 <[bjoern]> .gc "nynynorsk"
13:50:08 <phenny> "nynynorsk": 3
13:50:14 <clsn> hey, looks like nynorsk gets more action.
13:50:26 <[bjoern]> That's what's Fry is really speaking, I suppose.
13:50:28 <sbp> nuk nyok nyorks
13:50:44 <[bjoern]> nunynoknorselibrarians.
13:51:18 <[bjoern]> .img I want to bite someone and suck their blood
13:51:19 <phenny> [bjoern]: http://farm1.static.flickr.com/163/365496382_bcb78c9ae3.jpg
13:51:21 <phenny> More here: http://images.google.com/images?q=I%20want%20to%20bite%20someone%20and%20suck%20their%20blood
13:51:29 <[bjoern]> failpix
13:51:48 <clsn> Aw, cute li'l vampire bat.
13:51:58 <[bjoern]> .img I am DR.MILWAUKEE SCHAFFER, Sixty-five years old and Director of Operation at the ROYAL HOUSE OF TREASURY. I hope my proposal meet you well as I introduce and share it with you, because we have had no prior business relationship before now.
13:51:58 <phenny> [bjoern]: no results
13:52:23 <clsn> Milwaukee Shaffer. Wow, what a fake name.
13:52:38 <sbp> dude has got to play the saxophone
13:52:51 <[bjoern]> Or else.
13:52:59 <clsn> (both words associated with beer, for you outsiders. Milwaukee the city is famed for its beer for some reason, and Schaffer is or was a brand of beer)
13:53:33 <sbp> ooh, two break points to Murray
13:53:45 <sbp> teh wins!
13:54:24 <[bjoern]> .wik Schöffenhofer
13:54:28 <phenny> Can't find anything in Wikipedia for "Schöffenhofer".
13:54:53 <[bjoern]> popular due to french belly button licking ads.
13:55:31 <[bjoern]> Who wouldn't like to have that written on their tombstone?
13:55:48 <sbp> Fat Man Pimples wouldn't
13:55:57 <sbp> Fat Man Pimples wants Fat Man Pimples on his tombstone
13:56:11 <[bjoern]> All else is a disgrace to the man race.
13:56:14 <clsn> .wik pupik
13:56:17 <phenny> "Tomas Vu is an American artist whose primary media are painting, printmaking, and installation art." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomas_Vu
13:56:32 <[bjoern]> He's a plumber?
13:56:39 <clsn> whoa, weird. i was expecting an article on navels.
13:57:29 <[bjoern]> .wik Neo-conceptual art
13:57:30 <phenny> "Neo-conceptual art describes art practices in the 1980s and particularly 1990s to date that derive from the conceptual art movement of the 1960s and 1970s." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neo-conceptual_art
13:57:31 <sbp> .wik auspuff
13:57:35 <phenny> "The Commonwealth Scientific and Industrial Research Organisation (CSIRO) is the national government body for scientific research in Australia." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commonwealth_Scientific_and_Industrial_Research_Organisation
13:57:37 <[bjoern]> has http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:LekayUntitled1991.jpg as first px
13:58:03 <sbp> two set points
13:58:07 <[bjoern]> .wik Young British Artists
13:58:08 <phenny> "Young British Artists or YBAs (also Brit artists and Britart) is the name given to a group of conceptual artists, painters, sculptors and installation artists based in the United Kingdom, most (though not all) of whom attended Goldsmiths College in London." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Young_British_Artists
13:58:15 <[bjoern]> Is that the tennis score?
13:58:19 <sbp> MURRAY WINS!
13:58:20 <sbp> (the first set)
13:58:30 <[bjoern]> Murray is a talking pirate skull.
13:58:35 <sbp> first to two sets wins the tournament
13:58:48 <sbp> .c 2009 - 71
13:58:48 <phenny> 2 009 - 71 = 1 938
13:59:19 <[bjoern]> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMi2Il6iRks
13:59:22 <sbp> .title
13:59:23 <phenny> sbp: YouTube - Monkey Island 3 - Murray (swamp)
13:59:33 <sbp> splains
13:59:44 <sbp> splains in tubes form
13:59:50 <sbp> tubesplains
13:59:54 <sbp> .gc tubesplains
13:59:55 <phenny> tubesplains: 37
14:00:04 <sbp> wizard-yeah
14:00:32 <[bjoern]> the bg music rox.
14:01:49 <sbp> hmm, we need a markov bot that can make new words for us
14:01:56 <sbp> Monty is somewhat deficient in that area
14:01:57 <Monty> .gc demi-straight
14:01:58 <phenny> demi-straight: 341,000
14:02:08 <[bjoern]> As demonstrated here.
14:02:12 <sbp> yeah
14:03:42 <sbp> .gc stringular
14:03:42 <phenny> stringular: 24
14:04:03 <[bjoern]> don't make me think of ... what you make me think of.
14:04:17 <sbp> g-strings? stringy chips?
14:04:26 <sbp> g-stringy chips!
14:04:28 <[bjoern]> You would not want to know.
14:04:32 <[bjoern]> I would, neither.
14:04:38 <[bjoern]> In fact, I don't.
14:06:50 <sbp> .gc fumblethong
14:06:50 <phenny> fumblethong: 0
14:06:59 <[bjoern]> you wish.
14:07:01 <sbp> see, Monty should be coining these things
14:07:03 <Monty> IIRC, buggery installs aggressive cauliflowers...?
14:07:04 <[bjoern]> And so do I.
14:07:14 <[bjoern]> .gc cauliflowers
14:07:15 <phenny> cauliflowers: 42,100
14:07:20 <[bjoern]> .img cauliflowers porn
14:07:21 <phenny> [bjoern]: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1tlHrEKUrko/SaIh82V6asI/AAAAAAAARp0/jpUwPDUsuRw/s400/cauliflower5.JPG
14:07:22 <phenny> More here: http://images.google.com/images?q=cauliflowers%20porn
14:07:31 <[bjoern]> worthless Monty.
14:07:34 <Monty> Initially I hear the bitches out what it doesn't
14:07:59 <sbp> bit://chez
14:07:59 <[bjoern]> Monty, go hang on a Hebel until you petrify.
14:07:59 <Monty> ooh
14:12:39 <[bjoern]> phenny, "בעקבות תגובה שקיבלתי בעבר החלטתי למלא למישהו את בקשתו ומי יודע, אולי הסרטון ידבר אל רבים אחרים. אותו"?
14:12:41 <phenny> [bjoern]: "Following the response I received in the past someone decided to fill the request and who knows, maybe talk to the movie many others. It" (iw to en, translate.google.com)
14:13:00 <sbp> Talk to the Movie
14:13:11 <[bjoern]> I'd love to
14:13:23 <sbp> iw? why iw?
14:13:37 <[bjoern]> sex, basically.
14:14:22 <sbp> sex in a...?
14:14:35 <[bjoern]> I take whatever.
14:15:39 <sbp> spittoon is the funniest I can come up with
14:16:34 <[bjoern]> That's sad.
14:17:01 <sbp> what can you come up with?
14:18:11 <[bjoern]> Hey I already did the pix semisemifrenzy today.
14:18:43 <[bjoern]> If I had more entertainment, I would not ask rhetorical questions on swhack?
14:18:46 <sbp> oh! yeah, I forgot to perusify that
14:19:18 <sbp> what's going on in the first pix?
14:19:21 <[bjoern]> you and your tennisskirt obession.
14:19:24 <sbp> 11:48 <[bjoern]> http://www.derwesten.de/static/nachrichten/7831/12449043174210/53731622_24010426_slide.jpg
14:19:36 <[bjoern]> greening the grass
14:19:41 <[bjoern]> for wimbledon or whatever
14:19:49 <sbp> looks like a football stadium
14:19:55 <[bjoern]> weather does not look very british
14:20:08 <sbp> hehe
14:22:03 <sbp> hmm, loggy is running
14:22:10 <sbp> and yet oldgimble is unreachable
14:22:49 <[bjoern]> only to you.
14:23:13 <sbp> well, via ssh
14:23:16 <[bjoern]> if that does not make you happy, then i do not know what would
14:23:18 <sbp> http works, and ping works
14:23:21 <sbp> hehe
14:23:37 <sbp> rocks in a blender, perhaps
14:23:44 <sbp> rocks vs. blender, who would win?
14:23:50 <sbp> Murray just broke
14:23:52 <sbp> 4 - 3
14:24:20 <sbp> .title http://www.queensclub.co.uk/
14:24:22 <phenny> sbp: The Queen's Club Website ::: Login
14:25:20 <[bjoern]> what superpowers does the rock have?
14:25:30 <sbp> blender smushability
14:25:39 <sbp> and the blender has rock smushability
14:25:51 <[bjoern]> I put as man as $2 USD on Blender.
14:25:58 <[bjoern]> y
14:26:03 <sbp> yes
14:26:09 <[bjoern]> thank yu.
14:26:13 <sbp> Monty: predict the outcome
14:26:17 <Monty> communist desensitised Al Gore gives birth to eventful Kevin Bacon's Perl :(
14:26:21 <[bjoern]> .gc "good cop - insane cop"
14:26:22 <phenny> "good cop - insane cop": 11
14:26:24 <sbp> RESULT!
14:26:31 <[bjoern]> but no porn
14:26:38 <sbp> .gc "good cop - girl cop"
14:26:38 <phenny> "good cop - girl cop": 0
14:26:48 <sbp> .gc girlicopter
14:26:48 <phenny> girlicopter: 0
14:27:00 <[bjoern]> .gc gaycop -girlcop
14:27:01 <phenny> gaycop -girlcop: 12,300
14:27:33 <sbp> Bunny Austin in 1938
14:27:38 <sbp> was the last British winner at Queen's
14:27:44 <sbp> he was also the first to play in shorts at Wimbledon
14:28:41 <[bjoern]> .img I've always had these cravings
14:28:41 <phenny> [bjoern]: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FY1G3H7EUHs/SasZARqQ8cI/AAAAAAAAAIg/QUxzDmnPfLo/s400/IMG_8397.JPG
14:28:42 <phenny> More here: http://images.google.com/images?q=I%27ve%20always%20had%20these%20cravings
14:28:54 <sbp> okay, 7-5, 5-4 to Murray
14:28:58 <[bjoern]> phenny = phailpix
14:29:01 <sbp> all he's got to do is serve out this next game
14:29:04 <sbp> and he's won
14:29:14 <[bjoern]> Is he british at least?
14:29:23 <sbp> yeah
14:29:23 <[bjoern]> You said that before, but I ignored you.
14:29:27 <sbp> yeah
14:29:39 <sbp> I will call out scores because I am excited
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14:29:52 <[bjoern]> I wish you would be.
14:29:56 <[bjoern]> But you are not.
14:30:08 <sbp> 15 - 0 (ace)
14:30:23 <sbp> 30 - 0 (ace)
14:30:32 <[bjoern]> s/c/x/ would be so much better.
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14:30:49 <sbp> 40 - 0
14:30:53 <sbp> tournament point
14:31:00 <sbp> championship, even
14:31:11 <sbp> win!
14:31:20 <sbp> splendid
14:31:21 <[bjoern]> Does he now get off his car and shoot people randomly before fucking a hooker?
14:31:31 <sbp> one of the first things the commentator said:
14:31:36 <sbp> “will Wimbledon follow?”
14:31:42 <[bjoern]> That at least ought to make him a few points.
14:31:42 <sbp> that comes later, if at all
14:32:01 <[bjoern]> Wondering in Wyoming.
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14:32:45 <Monty> But what does jeffarch have to do with the price of fish?
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14:34:43 <sbp> Duchess of Gloucester presents the trophe
14:34:56 <sbp> trophy even
14:35:07 <sbp> you say p'trophe, I say p'trophy
14:37:47 <sbp> so many photographers
14:38:06 <sbp> the Duchess and Andy seem the only ones without cameras
14:38:12 <sbp> unless there's a camera in the trophy
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14:41:19 <sbp> "don't put pressure on yourself... we'll do that for you"
14:41:29 <sbp> (Sue Barker to Murray)
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15:41:28 <clsn> sbp: iw used to be the ISO-639 code for Hebrew; it was replaced by he.
15:42:08 <sbp> yeah, but why? why "i" and "w"?
15:42:43 <clsn> "Maybe the movie will talk to many others" I think. I would guess from `Ivrit, the Hebrew word for Hebrew. Though the v is not a w in origin, but a lenited b.
15:42:57 <sbp> ah, thanks
15:43:08 <clsn> That's the only explanation I can think of.
15:43:18 <sbp> so basically, ISO insanity
15:43:33 <clsn> Welcome to the electronic age.
15:44:18 <clsn> Yiddish used to be ji and was changed to yi. Presumably more Germanic influence (since w is pronounce v in German, so that would make sense wrt iw too)
15:45:05 <sbp> any bossanova experts about?
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16:42:30 <sbp> sheesh, photos.cx is back again
16:42:37 <sbp> but none of the old files
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17:24:55 <Monty> yo swhacker!
17:25:45 <kpreid> I think you mean "yo-yo swhacker!"
17:26:23 <kpreid> Anyway, I have fixed the bug in swhacker which caused it to display only the 0th entry in the web page when it started up.
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20:07:03 <deltab> Casualty 1909 is on BBC1 now — first of six episodes
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20:28:33 <nslater> kpreid: what's swhacker?
20:28:36 <nslater> swhacker: help
20:28:48 <kpreid> nslater: you n00b!
20:28:53 <nslater> shup foo'
20:29:13 <nslater> .swhack chox
20:29:14 <phenny> nslater: http://swhack.com/logs/2009-03-14#T10-28-09
20:29:47 <kpreid> nslater: once, log ago, in the dim mists of history, there was swhacker
20:30:02 <kpreid> it was a link-blogging bot, or as we called it then, a chump
20:30:12 <kpreid> you tell it stuff, it posts it
20:30:30 <kpreid> the original was lost in the Great Swhack.com Crash of ...uh, I forget.
20:30:39 <kpreid> so I rewrote it
20:30:57 <kpreid> It hasn't had a "proper" deployment with nice URLs though
20:31:15 <nslater> oh, is it just a chumpbot? or your own creation?
20:31:24 <kpreid> I wrote it from scratch...
20:31:37 <nslater> .gc choxelbunnies
20:31:38 <phenny> choxelbunnies: 0
20:32:00 <nslater> cool. have you released the source?
20:32:15 <kpreid> hm
20:32:52 <kpreid> yes: svn://www.slimy.com/kpreid/swhacker
20:33:12 <kpreid> (warning: contains at least two poor design decisions)
20:33:17 <nslater> hehe, cool
20:33:22 <nslater> .wik the spirit
20:33:24 <phenny> "The Spirit (Denny Colt) is a crime-fighting fictional character created by writer-artist Will Eisner." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spirit_(comics)
20:33:28 <nslater> .wik the spirit (film)
20:33:30 <phenny> "The Spirit is a 2008 American comic book adaptation, written and directed by Frank Miller and starring Gabriel Macht, Eva Mendes, Sarah Paulson, Dan Lauria, Paz Vega, Jaime King, Scarlett Johansson, and Samuel L. Jackson." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Spirit_(film)
20:33:42 <nslater> iz watching tonight
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20:40:55 <Monty> howdy, m4rk
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22:37:20 <Monty> hey xjrn
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