Swhack! 27 September 2009
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11:48:38 <sbp> yo
11:49:28 <[bjoern]> I am unsure how the Obama hug should affect my vote today.
11:50:16 <MoiraA> hello
11:50:34 <MoiraA> `I'm watching cricket - currently lunch break
11:50:42 <MoiraA> New Zealand did well
11:50:54 <MoiraA> I am also too tired to stay awake just about
11:51:00 <MoiraA> :/
11:51:18 <MoiraA> need some sleep during the next innings I think :)
11:51:24 <sbp> [bjoern]: clearly you should not vote Obama
11:51:32 <sbp> MoiraA: about to watch the Grand Prix
11:51:36 <[bjoern]> aww
11:51:42 <[bjoern]> so who then?
11:51:58 <sbp> well Hamilton's on pole, so vote for him
11:52:00 <MoiraA> ah, I'm not that much of a F1 fan myself
11:52:13 <MoiraA> I will cross fingers and toes ;)
11:52:17 <[bjoern]> I don't think Hamilton is running.
11:52:26 <sbp> yeah, he's driving
11:52:30 * sbp looks at the candidates
11:54:01 <sbp> perhaps you should emigrate
11:54:40 <sbp> well you saw some of their salty talks. what did you think of them?
11:54:52 <sbp> you saw Westerwelle and Gysi, wunnit?
11:54:52 <[bjoern]> Yeah, damn aliens haven't picked me up so far.
11:54:57 <[bjoern]> yeah
11:55:44 <sbp> how come the FDP did so well last time and so bad this time?
11:55:52 <sbp> did they really shit something up awesomeschool meanwhile?
11:56:09 <sbp> (this time: according to predictions on Wikipedia)
11:56:50 <[bjoern]> huh, they are expected to gain like 50% compared to 2005?
11:57:08 <sbp> “CDU/CSU and FDP are clearly ahead of the other traditional coalition partners in Germany, SPD and the Greens”
11:57:39 <[bjoern]> being ahead means doing bad?
11:57:57 <sbp> -> http://www.abehnisch.com/btw09.html
11:58:02 <MoiraA> sbp I have a lot of stuff next week or two where I need to be mentally with it and put in an important performance in front of influential people so wish me luck :
11:58:03 <sbp> oh, weird
11:58:11 <MoiraA> *)
11:58:16 <sbp> I seem to have read them backwards
11:58:22 <sbp> MoiraA: good luck!
11:58:33 <[bjoern]> I don't think you can quite beat Gysi as far as talks go, unless you quite strongly disagree with him about nearly everything.
11:58:41 <sbp> oh, no, my original line was wrong
11:58:43 <sbp> I meant to say:
11:58:53 <sbp> how come the SPD did so well last time and so bad this time?
11:59:25 <MoiraA> cheers - finally the world is waking up to the injustices I've faced over the last year so I'm getting victories but at a bit of a price
11:59:31 <sbp> the SPD are only one seat behind the leading party
11:59:32 <MoiraA> *toll rather
11:59:48 <sbp> and yet ... hmm, no, they're high in the polls
12:00:04 <sbp> yet the sentence on Wikipedia leads me to believe SPD < FDP in the polls
12:00:21 <sbp> whatever. which one looks most like Kodos?
12:01:25 <sbp> parade lap
12:03:06 <[bjoern]> Well back in 1996 the SPD figured it'd best be block Helmut Kohl's CDU from doing anything of significance to hasten his demise and their rise to power. The CDU on the other hand was mostly concerned with pushing through neo liberal "reforms". So in 1998 they found a way to get both in Gerhard Schröder, the SPD gets the power, and the CDU gets their policies installed by him.
12:03:15 <sbp> forming up on grid
12:03:41 <sbp> ah, and now that's all over everybody's ditching them?
12:03:45 <sbp> lights...
12:03:50 <sbp> GO!
12:05:11 * laplink draws a blank…
12:05:19 <sbp> so far GBR GER GER
12:05:31 <sbp> how can you draw a blank?
12:05:34 <sbp> you'd have to draw nothing
12:05:37 <sbp> or use a rubber
12:05:46 <[bjoern]> Well there is really no point in voting them if you can also vote for the original with the same results, like for CDU/CSU/FDP.
12:05:53 <laplink> Statistics... Problem of validity of a survey when the surveyed population is self-selected. Terminology?
12:06:11 <sbp> oh dear, he's been in a string of meetings
12:06:15 <sbp> get that man some coffee!
12:06:32 <[bjoern]> non representative sample?
12:06:43 <laplink> Something to counteract the hallicunogenics I've apparently ingested, at any rate.
12:07:15 <laplink> .wik Non-representative sample
12:07:17 <phenny> "Selection bias (e.g. Berkson's bias)[1]| is a statistical bias is which there is an error in choosing the individuals or groups to take part in a scientific study." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Selection_bias
12:07:23 <sbp> I must say that I do like how your left wing party is simply called, The Left
12:07:25 <laplink> ah, good. ta.
12:07:42 <sbp> .wik Berkson's bias
12:07:43 <phenny> "Selection bias (e.g. Berkson's bias)[1]| is a statistical bias is which there is an error in choosing the individuals or groups to take part in a scientific study." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Selection_bias
12:07:48 <sbp> okay
12:11:56 <sbp> is there a cartoon explaining the main points of the top five parties?
12:12:12 <sbp> .leo cartoon
12:12:14 <phenny> cartoon = der Cartoon, die Karikatur, der Trickfilm, der Zeichentrickfilm
12:12:15 <phenny> cartoon strip = der Cartoon, der Comicstrip, die Zeichengeschichte
12:12:15 <phenny> to cartoon = karikieren | karikierte, karikiert |
12:12:16 <phenny> — http://dict.leo.org/ende?search=cartoon
12:12:35 <sbp> .img cartoon CDU FDP SPD
12:12:36 <phenny> sbp: http://off-the-record.de/wp-content/uploads/GregorGysi.jpg/GregorGysi.jpg
12:12:37 <phenny> More here: http://images.google.com/images?q=cartoon%20CDU%20FDP%20SPD
12:13:08 <sbp> Rectum for All?
12:13:13 <[bjoern]> I can't think of any.
12:13:17 <[bjoern]> Wealth
12:13:40 <sbp> there's this:
12:13:40 <sbp> http://www.sakurai-cartoons.de/images/g_erloeserjahrmarkt.gif
12:13:48 <sbp> Hamilton's KERS has borken
12:14:16 <[bjoern]> Where are we winning this time?
12:14:29 <sbp> he's just responded with a hugely fast lap
12:14:38 <sbp> it's still GBR GER GER, at Singapore
12:15:18 <[bjoern]> "In 2007, a survey among 2000 Britons revealed that nincompoop was the nation's favourite word out of 16,500 entries in the Cambridge Dictionary"
12:15:40 <sbp> mleh
12:15:50 <sbp> .o sets mleh meh feh mnyeh
12:16:01 <phenny> feh, meh, mind controls, browsers, ipod nano!!!, ..o...k..., the king, omgah
12:16:18 <[bjoern]> omgah omgah!!
12:16:18 *** sbp changed the topic to: "<phenny> feh, meh, mind controls, browsers, ipod nano!!!"
12:17:04 <[bjoern]> So you chose the left part and I the right most part. Interesting.
12:17:05 <sbp> laplink: what statistix yo doin'?
12:17:09 <sbp> yeah
12:17:15 <laplink> Yes, quite right. Mind-control in browsers lead to acquisition of iPod nanos.
12:17:24 <sbp> or, as one might say, ..o...k...
12:17:47 <sbp> which is the most mind-controllinest browser?
12:17:51 <laplink> I see no other explanation for why the things are selling like crazy. Video recording on an iPdo nano? Really?
12:18:00 <sbp> yeah, I dunno
12:18:10 <sbp> especially the old fat one
12:18:22 <sbp> though they don't seem to have done that one for long
12:18:48 <sbp> KERS works again
12:18:52 <laplink> I also don't get the iPod Touch.
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12:19:20 <sbp> it's an iPhone, which is rad, without the annoying feature which allows people to bug you remotely
12:19:22 <[bjoern]> I doubt you'll miss it.
12:19:26 <sbp> makes perfect sense to me
12:19:46 <laplink> The only plausible explanation for it that I can see is the carrier-locking of the iPhone, but that hardly explains the sheer numbers of it they've sold.
12:20:03 <sbp> are you hip with remote bugging?
12:20:04 <laplink> (I bought my Touch because you couldn't buy the iPhone in .no at all)
12:20:52 <laplink> I'm absolutely hip with simply not picking the damn thing up just because someone made the ill-adviced decision to call me, yes.
12:21:20 <sbp> so you'd pay the extra 50000 NOK NOK NOK to have all the fun of ignoring people?
12:21:25 <sbp> hmm, actually that does make sense
12:21:31 <[bjoern]> Could also have to do something with the obscene level of pseudo-journalistic advertisements.
12:21:37 <[bjoern]> yip yip yip.
12:21:50 <sbp> phoone
12:21:59 <[bjoern]> hehehe
12:22:53 <sbp> still GBR GER GER
12:22:59 <sbp> SSUCH AN EXCITING RACE
12:23:19 <sbp> someone overtook two people
12:23:24 <sbp> so they gave him a penalty
12:23:35 <laplink> My Top Ten list of iPhone ringtones: 1) Silence.wav.
12:23:51 <sbp> what about that dancing frog thing?
12:23:54 <sbp> that's pretty cool
12:24:03 <sbp> or Sugababes
12:24:16 <sbp> actually some of those soap op...
12:24:18 * sbp explodes
12:24:31 <laplink> Well, actually, I just simply leave it on vibrate, but…
12:24:42 <sbp> (this d8uv moment was brought to you by...)
12:25:02 <[bjoern]> Where can I download silence.wav for 3,99 EUR?
12:25:10 <sbp> I noticed the other day that Catherine Tate did the vibrating phone gag
12:25:15 <sbp> which she presumably stole from Ab Fab
12:25:24 <sbp> which made me wonder if Ab Fab stole it from somewhere
12:25:58 <sbp> .g filetype:wav inurl:Silence
12:25:59 <[bjoern]> That'd probably not even copyright infringement
12:25:59 <phenny> sbp: No results found for 'filetype:wav inurl:Silence'.
12:26:03 <[bjoern]> see!
12:26:20 <[bjoern]> I would not ask if it was this simple
12:26:23 <sbp> you could take the first 30 seconds of that famous Cage piece
12:26:31 <sbp> you can probably buy that
12:27:32 <laplink> Does the wav standard define an empty document?
12:27:34 <sbp> maybe this: http://www.amazon.co.uk/433-John-Cage/dp/B000003070
12:27:44 <laplink> Does MPEG4?
12:27:56 <[bjoern]> excellent question, you could loop an empty document to simulate silence
12:27:58 <laplink> Maybe we should get an errata published.
12:28:07 <sbp> oh, here we go:
12:28:07 <sbp> http://www.amazon.co.uk/433/dp/B002CED9EG
12:28:14 <[bjoern]> This is Merkel self-electing together with her rarely seen husband http://www.abendblatt.de/multimedia/archive/00185/merkel_HA_Sport_Ber_185792c.jpg
12:28:21 <laplink> And patent the fuck out of it, get some of that MPEG-LA extortion monies.
12:28:28 <sbp> .c 2.37 GBP in EUR
12:28:29 <phenny> 2.37 British pounds = 2.57607993 Euros
12:28:33 <[bjoern]> I like how you think.
12:28:34 <sbp> not quite 3.99
12:28:39 <sbp> and you get much more silence than you need
12:29:17 <sbp> wouldn't you have to loop an empty document an infinite amount of times?
12:29:23 <sbp> actually, that'd still give you no silence
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12:29:56 <laplink> Incidentally, top reason I'm disappointed with the iPhone: You can't set up a “smart” contact group selected based on, say, the “Company” field of a contact in the address book, and you can't assign a ringtone to a group of contacts.
12:30:04 <[bjoern]> You overestimate the processing power of apple products sbp
12:30:36 <[bjoern]> Why don't you buy an app for that laplink?
12:30:48 <sbp> for the low low price of 3,99 EUR
12:31:06 <sbp> or you could make one, make some money off of suckers
12:31:13 <laplink> If it were possible to do I'd have written the damn thing myself.
12:31:32 <sbp> I overestimate the API design excellent of apple products [bjoern]
12:31:33 <[bjoern]> I don't believe you.
12:31:36 <sbp> *excellence
12:32:06 <sbp> integrity would have sounder better, but made less of the sense
12:32:27 <laplink> Ditto with an animation of a flashing warning light when I get a call from the on-call number at work, but alas the hooks just aren't there.
12:33:13 <sbp> "don't ignore this one"
12:33:17 <[bjoern]> You should stop trying to mess with the already perfect design of it
12:33:21 <sbp> can't you set a custom ringtone for particular numbers?
12:33:44 <laplink> Ringtone, yes; but I want more dramatic impact. :-)
12:33:59 <sbp> more dramatic than the frog?
12:34:15 <[bjoern]> He wants his phone to punch him in the face.
12:34:24 <sbp> (still GBR GER GER, but you knew that)
12:34:31 <[bjoern]> Then reconfigure how it detects "him"
12:34:50 <sbp> yeah but you can't reconfigure it, as we've already established...
12:35:08 <laplink> When I get a call from the on-call people I want to feel like I'm on the bridge of the Enterprise during a Red Alert, klaxons and warning lights included.
12:35:18 <sbp> and Troi
12:35:50 <laplink> Hell, I might even have hooked it up to some X10 goodness to make the light in the living room start blinking. :-)
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12:36:18 <sbp> all I can say is:
12:36:23 <sbp> crocodile clips on the balls
12:36:39 <laplink> Be serious!
12:36:42 <laplink> This is Work!
12:36:49 <[bjoern]> PC ISDN card redirect call to PC configure PC however much you want.
12:36:49 <laplink> Not my usual recreation activities.
12:36:53 <sbp> oh, so you already have them
12:36:54 <sbp> heh, heh
12:37:05 <sbp> no longer GBR GER GER!
12:37:09 <sbp> don't know the new order
12:37:23 <[bjoern]> It's probably going to be GBR GER GER.
12:37:27 <laplink> Hmm. Actually, good point.
12:37:29 <sbp> that would be funny
12:37:48 <laplink> The new SDK has hooks for external hardware.
12:37:58 <laplink> It might be possible to do something there.
12:38:47 <sbp> new order is GBR GER... ESP!
12:38:54 <sbp> the GER in 2nd is a new GER
12:39:05 <sbp> oh, and he's just come into the pits
12:39:07 <sbp> all change again
12:39:22 <[bjoern]> This is getting too complicated.
12:39:34 <sbp> yeah, this is why they don't usually do overtaking
12:39:57 <sbp> okay, now it's...
12:40:01 <sbp> GBR ESP GER
12:40:44 <[bjoern]> Gbrespger sounds all wrong.
12:41:11 <sbp> depends on the language
12:42:32 <sbp> Safety Car
12:45:12 <[bjoern]> So, SIN GBR ESP
12:45:45 <sbp> nope, it's... heh
12:45:48 <sbp> GBR GER GER
12:46:15 <sbp> after a bunch of Safety Car related chaos
12:46:16 <[bjoern]> so no safety car?
12:46:29 <sbp> still Safety Car, but lots of pitting and stuff
12:46:45 <sbp> overtaking isn't allowed, but pitting is
12:47:45 <[bjoern]> So what's the nationality of the safety car driver then if not SIN?
12:47:57 <sbp> .wik Burt Mylander
12:47:58 <phenny> Can't find anything in Wikipedia for "Burt Mylander".
12:48:03 <sbp> .wik Bert Mylander
12:48:05 <phenny> Can't find anything in Wikipedia for "Bert Mylander".
12:48:58 <sbp> .wik Bernd Maylander
12:48:59 <phenny> "Bernd Mayländer (born May 29, 1971 in Waiblingen) is a German racing driver." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernd_Maylander
12:49:03 <sbp> GER, heh
12:49:55 <[bjoern]> That gives us 3 of the leading 4.
12:50:11 <sbp> four of five, in fact, I think
12:50:21 <sbp> oh, actually, nope
12:52:10 <sbp> oh wait, yes it is
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12:52:31 <sbp> not that I've lost track or anything
12:52:41 <sbp> SC in this lap
12:53:53 <[bjoern]> voter turnout apparently has been quite terrible so far
12:54:10 <sbp> your fault
12:54:51 <[bjoern]> for example, in saxony in 2005, 42,7% on 1400, this year it's 34,7%
12:54:54 <sbp> you should try to be the very last person to vote
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12:55:31 <[bjoern]> Well I was almost the last person in the election a couple of months ago
12:55:31 <sbp> lainrgirgj Wskzswokhp. iojnopije?
12:55:49 <Wskzswokhp> P
12:55:54 <sbp> N
12:56:00 <sbp> E
12:56:02 <sbp> U
12:56:04 <sbp> M
12:56:08 <sbp> A
12:56:10 <sbp> T
12:56:12 <sbp> I
12:56:15 <sbp> C
12:56:16 <sbp> S
12:56:17 <Wskzswokhp> A
12:56:24 <[bjoern]> _ ^ _
12:58:18 <sbp> .c 62 mph in kph
12:58:19 <phenny> 62 mph = 99.779328 kph
12:59:24 <Wskzswokhp> .hack 1.1.1.1
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12:59:46 <sbp> Wskzswokhp: what
12:59:46 <Wskzswokhp> .c 1.1.1.1 ip in domain
12:59:47 <phenny> Wskzswokhp: Sorry, no result.
13:00:00 <[bjoern]> .i di / ot
13:00:03 <Wskzswokhp> nothign
13:00:10 <[bjoern]> brokx :(
13:00:11 <sbp> .y e - ah
13:00:23 <[bjoern]> .yi ppie
13:00:23 <phenny> Not yet...
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13:01:10 <sbp> Wskzswokhp: nothign is lvl 5, 22 CAD
13:01:19 <sbp> pay
13:01:27 <[bjoern]> (plz)
13:02:19 <Wskzswokhp> .paypal
13:02:37 <Wskzswokhp> .hack paypal pay sbp $20
13:02:47 <sbp> NOT TWENTY
13:02:49 <sbp> TWENTY-TWO
13:03:04 <[bjoern]> and CAD not $
13:03:46 <Wskzswokhp> made u wait for $2 till cops came in
13:03:57 <Wskzswokhp> there
13:04:01 <sbp> what is "cops"?
13:04:10 <Wskzswokhp> i mean 22 canadian = $20 ?
13:04:18 <sbp> what is "$"?
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13:04:23 <Wskzswokhp> usd
13:04:27 <sbp> ???
13:04:35 <sbp> what is "usd"?
13:04:36 <Wskzswokhp> jokin no cops
13:04:42 <[bjoern]> ???
13:04:51 <Wskzswokhp> just wanted nothign delivered before i pay
13:05:01 <Wskzswokhp> then will pay remaining $2
13:05:15 <Wskzswokhp> C)WRJI)@RI03r 03 )_
13:05:24 <sbp> @L%@%LP!#1@3gt
13:05:26 <Wskzswokhp> i want to learn hackin
13:05:41 <Wskzswokhp> why nobody s chatting about hacking in here
13:05:46 <Wskzswokhp> ./?
13:05:56 <sbp> because Monty's fugged
13:06:28 <[bjoern]> And not for the first time.
13:08:00 <laplink> .gcs glorious glourious
13:08:01 <phenny> glorious (39,100,000), glourious (17,000)
13:08:18 <sbp> .gc +gloury
13:08:19 <phenny> +gloury: 2,600
13:09:47 <sbp> Wskzswokhp. is there a secret code. in your nickname
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13:10:00 <sbp> aw, I wanted to hack his nickname
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13:23:32 <sbp> drive through for Vettel
13:23:44 <sbp> think it's GBR GER ESP now
13:25:49 * [bjoern] hath voted now
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13:26:02 <sbp> did you vote for the right candidate?
13:26:32 <[bjoern]> Well I voted for one candidate and one party, we are cool like that and have two votes.
13:26:46 <sbp> aw, I'd like us to have that
13:26:49 <sbp> that always annoys me
13:27:19 <[bjoern]> http://www.bundeswahlleiter.de/de/bundestagswahlen/BTW_BUND_05/ergebnisse/wahlkreisergebnisse/l15/wk069/grafik_stimmenanteile_69-2.html has results from 2005 for my district
13:28:12 <sbp> spud won, lefties second, cud third... eeeeeiienenteresting
13:28:57 <sbp> so you're basically in Leftland
13:29:10 <sbp> groon managed to suck the big one
13:29:21 <sbp> I've seen their candidates. I know why
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13:32:08 <sbp> another SC
13:32:45 <[bjoern]> Oh who could have seen this one coming, Obama's not going to close Guantánamo Bay as planned in january.
13:32:59 <sbp> how peculiar and difficult to predict
13:33:24 <sbp> how's Honduras doing?
13:33:58 <[bjoern]> They are going to vote in november or so
13:34:21 <sbp> how's Zelaya doing?
13:34:40 <sbp> ESP GBR GBR
13:35:16 <[bjoern]> esukuk would be shorter and more easy to pronounce.
13:35:27 <sbp> agreed
13:36:52 <sbp> heh, two cars simultaneously retiring to the pits, teammates
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13:41:29 <[bjoern]> federal turnout up to 1400h was 36,1%, that's 5.8 points less than 2005 (which had lowest ever turnout at 77,7 total)
13:42:39 <sbp> GBR GER ESP
13:47:26 <sbp> heh, Ross Brawn is being interviewed
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13:49:01 <sbp> not sure I recall that happening before
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13:49:11 <sbp> a team owner coming on to chat with the commentators mid-race
13:49:28 <[bjoern]> perhaps he didn't like their reporting
13:49:32 <sbp> hehe
13:50:28 <sbp> cars are having problems with brakes
13:50:40 <sbp> Ionic_Groove: welcome to #swingers on the StarChat network!
13:50:52 <sbp> Ionic_Groove: how can we assist your sexual deviancies today?
13:51:23 <[bjoern]> Ionic_Groove: cybering is one of those things you can do.
13:53:31 <Ionic_Groove> I was told I could solicit for some trans-species trans-gender trans-alaskan pipeline relationships here
13:53:59 <sbp> definitely, especially the trans-Alaskan concept you're bandying with such eloquence
13:55:28 <sbp> may we interest you in our line of dysfunctional sysadmins?
13:56:06 <sbp> or our Japanese imitation tummy tickling cyberbots?
13:56:34 <Ionic_Groove> any that involde tentacles?
13:56:51 <Ionic_Groove> or that I could add on as a module
13:56:52 <sbp> no involduion, but a certain measure of transmuteration
13:57:48 <[bjoern]> Python bots != Pynchon bots.
13:57:52 <sbp> hehe
13:58:32 <sbp> letzte Runde
13:58:46 <[bjoern]> GER GER GER it's not.
13:59:13 <sbp> nope
14:00:07 <sbp> die britische Mann gewonnen hat, nachdem sie als Sieger gegen den zweitplatzierten Deutsch!
14:00:40 <sbp> GBR GER ESP was the result
14:00:50 <sbp> the SC driver did not place
14:00:59 <sbp> having shown some early promise
14:03:11 <laplink> Oooh! Pretty visualization: http://stats.wikimedia.org/wikimedia/animations/growth/AnimationProjectsGrowthWp.html
14:04:21 <sbp> (en) wins
14:04:30 <sbp> the (no) bubble is surprisingly high. all you?
14:04:35 <sbp> and what's this (1) bubble?
14:04:57 <sbp> somebody should whale the (ja) bubble
14:05:08 <sbp> hmm, there's a (2) too
14:06:00 <laplink> (1) is Simple English, no idea why.
14:06:27 <sbp> they should have used (easy to read)
14:06:57 <laplink> Hmm. They must be showing size-of-bubble/number-of-active-editors on a log scale as well.
14:08:21 <laplink> Would be interesting to see that same but on a relative time scale; graph as if every language project started at the same date and show relative progress.
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14:08:38 <daveluke> o hai
14:09:21 <sbp> daveluke: welcome to #swingers on the StarChat network!
14:09:41 <sbp> in which manner may we assist your sexual deviancies today?
14:09:59 <daveluke> happy ending plz
14:10:05 <sbp> what
14:10:20 <daveluke> oh i misread
14:10:32 <daveluke> lol
14:10:56 <daveluke> im just browsing random channels
14:11:09 <sbp> in Swhack, random channels browse YOU
14:11:19 <sbp> anyway, see http://swhack.com/guide
14:13:32 <daveluke> that description is incomprehensible to me heh
14:14:17 <daveluke> i make facebook applications... do swingers need a facebook app?
14:14:20 <daveluke> lol
14:14:35 <sbp> what
14:15:03 <daveluke> huh
14:15:07 <sbp> eh
14:15:10 <daveluke> yeah
14:15:18 <sbp> mind controls
14:15:21 <sbp> browsers
14:15:25 <sbp> ipod nano!!!
14:15:51 <daveluke> so this is a channel for swingers?
14:15:57 <daveluke> your link confused me more so
14:15:59 <daveluke> post-modernism?
14:16:01 <sbp> what
14:16:17 <daveluke> like andy warhol?
14:16:23 <sbp> who
14:16:28 <daveluke> yup
14:16:37 <daveluke> the gay dude who made campbell soup paintings
14:16:50 <daveluke> he is post modern
14:16:50 <[bjoern]> That wasn't you?
14:17:01 <daveluke> nah i do chunky soup
14:17:23 <[bjoern]> how do you feel about onions?
14:17:28 <daveluke> they have layers
14:17:35 <daveluke> i approve of them
14:17:44 <daveluke> i approve of the onion agenda
14:17:56 <daveluke> how do you feel about jesus?
14:20:07 <daveluke> huh?
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14:24:42 <daveluke> friends?
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14:26:37 <laplink> I'd probably shag `im if drunk enough.
14:37:27 <[bjoern]> Being drunk enough and concious is not always easy though.
14:40:02 <laplink> point
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15:42:49 <[bjoern]> In my state here 46,3% turnout around 1600h vs 54,9% in 2005.
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15:48:45 <[bjoern]> apparently lots of illegal exit poll results on twitter again
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15:57:48 <[bjoern]> two minutes to the first prognosis
16:00:37 <[bjoern]> CDU/CSU 33.5 - SPD 22.5 - FDP 15 - Grüne 10.5 - Linke 12 - Sonstige 6.0
16:02:46 <[bjoern]> turnout -5.2 compared to 2005 (72.5)
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16:11:26 <[bjoern]> (pirate party 2.0 ~ 2.2%)
16:12:12 <[bjoern]> first estimate should come in a couple of minutes
16:15:39 <[bjoern]> president (?) of the metal, mining, etc. union very close to tears
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16:17:17 <[bjoern]> CDU/CSU 33.4 - SPD 22.7 - FDP 14.8 - Grüne 10.6 - Linke 12.5 - Piraten 2.1 - Sonstige 3.9 first estimate
16:18:09 <[bjoern]> CDU/CSU 33.5 - SPD 23.3 - FDP 14.6 - Grüne 10.2 - Linke 12.9 - Sonstige 5.5 alternate estimate
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17:19:38 <kpreid> [bjoern]: illegal exit polls or illegal results?
17:20:11 <[bjoern]> It is illegal to post such results while the election is in progress
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23:42:06 <Ionic_Groove> he even put the ">:)" in quotes
23:42:17 <Ionic_Groove> how do you pronounce ">:)"?
23:56:59 <kpreid> he didn't, that's the server
23:57:06 <kpreid> user-provided quit messages are in quotes
23:58:59 <Ionic_Groove> must be a freenode thing