Swhack! 7 January 2010
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04:38:38 <Monty> howdy, jetscreamer
05:19:33 <[bjoern]> phenny, ja de "空耳"?
05:19:34 <phenny> [bjoern]: "Verhörer" (ja to de, translate.google.com)
05:28:50 <[bjoern]> phenny, "Dobro, ovo je zaista toliko sumanuto da i ne čudi što zapadni svet u ovome vidi sprdnju, pa je najnoviji trend koji vlada i JuTjubom nešto što se zove Buffalax! Bafalks je postupak koji stavlja titlove na internacionalne, ali u ogromnoj većini baš indijske video-spotove. Titlovi, međutim, nikako nisu prevod onoga o čemu se "?
05:28:51 <phenny> [bjoern]: "Well, this is really so crazy that it is not surprising that the Western world sees in this farce, and is the latest trend that the government and JuTjubom something called Buffalax! Bafalks is a procedure that puts the movie on the international, but the vast majority just Indian video clips. Subtitles, however, are by no means a translation of what is" (sr to en, translate.google.com)
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07:33:27 <MoiraA> very good
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08:55:23 <Monty> yo libby!
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09:50:35 <[bjoern]> phenny, de ta "Naja, ich könnte immerhin Google fragen..."?
09:50:36 <phenny> [bjoern]: The de to ta translation failed, sorry!
09:50:40 <[bjoern]> usux
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10:29:43 <[bjoern]> % perl -MBenchmark=cmpthese -MHTTP::Date -MDate::Parse -e "cmpthese 100000, { 'HTTP::Date' => sub { HTTP::Date::str2time '2004-08-17T15:10:52Z' }, 'Date::Parse' => sub { Date::Parse::str2time '2004-08-17T15:10:52Z' } }"
10:29:43 <[bjoern]> Rate Date::Parse HTTP::Date
10:29:43 <[bjoern]> Date::Parse 25000/s -- -27%
10:29:43 <[bjoern]> HTTP::Date 34412/s 38% --
10:35:12 <[bjoern]> .c 2683197 seconds * 1
10:35:13 <phenny> 2 683 197 seconds * 1 = 31.0555208 days
10:35:43 <[bjoern]> .c 70515090 - 70514211
10:35:43 <phenny> 70 515 090 - 70 514 211 = 879
10:54:22 <sbp> yo
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11:11:55 <[bjoern]> I was going to ask, what is http://upload.wikimedia.org/%77%69%6B%69%70%65%64%69%61/%65%6E/%63/%63%62/I%6E%76%69%73%69%62%6C%65_%70%69%6E%6B_%75%6E%69%63%6F%72%6E.%73%76%67 -- but I see now my browser undoes my obfuscation efforts.
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11:31:24 <sbp> and even if it doesn't, there's the ever handy http://meyerweb.com/eric/tools/dencoder/
11:31:36 <sbp> your IPU isn't very I
11:31:44 <sbp> not entirely U for that matter, either
11:45:01 <[bjoern]> .c 200/year in 1/s
11:45:02 <phenny> [bjoern]: Sorry, no result.
11:45:16 <[bjoern]> .c 200/year in hz
11:45:16 <phenny> 200 / year = 6.33775293e-6 hertz
11:45:44 <sbp> .c 200/year in microhertz
11:45:45 <phenny> 200 / year = 6.33775293 microhertz
11:50:44 <[bjoern]> .c 200/year in s^-1
11:50:45 <phenny> 200 / year = 6.33775293e-6 s^(-1)
11:51:20 <[bjoern]> .c (200/year)^-1 in s
11:51:21 <phenny> (200 / year)^(-1) = 157 784.63 seconds
11:53:06 <sbp> INVERTER
11:54:53 <[bjoern]> Thanks. Also, watch me escapefailing: "The original punishments \emdash including standing on the gallows for an hour with a noose around the neck \emdash have been softened to a $1,200 fine, yet some lawmakers think it's time for the 200-year-old crime of adultery to come off New Hampshire's books."
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11:59:53 <sbp> do they have childery on the books too?
12:00:27 <[bjoern]> We could dispatch Monty on a fact finding mission.
12:00:30 <Monty> Ahh ;-) Nice typo!
12:02:00 <sbp> yeah. you really meant face finding mission, right?
12:05:17 <sbp> BBC News is extremely cruddy today
12:05:23 <sbp> top stories include: man has sex with horse
12:05:28 <sbp> and youtube has pornography
12:05:39 <sbp> just once, just once, I'd like to go to BBC News and see something like...
12:05:42 <sbp> "Rousseau is AWESOME"
12:05:46 <sbp> as the headline
12:09:38 <sbp> phenny: tell nslater "Artist and film-maker Sam Taylor-Wood is expecting a baby with her fiance Aaron Johnson. / Johnson, 19, is the star of Nowhere Boy, 42-year-old Taylor-Wood's first feature film as director, which tells the story of John Lennon's early life." — http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8445024.stm
12:09:38 <phenny> sbp: I'll pass that on when nslater is around.
12:11:07 <sbp> [bjoern]: oh my goodness, take a look at this:
12:11:08 <sbp> http://thedextrousweb.com/2009/10/the-wraps-come-off-data-gov-uk/
12:11:22 <[bjoern]> No, you just want me to look at this
12:11:43 <sbp> IT IS BETTER THAN ANY HORROR FILM
12:11:43 <Monty> gustaf: nah, they just got the moody
12:12:00 <[bjoern]> CKAN?
12:12:10 <[bjoern]> I was already on CPAN and CRAN today.
12:12:20 <[bjoern]> ("R")
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12:16:39 <[bjoern]> nslater.recv(new yo)
12:18:18 <nslater> iya!
12:20:10 <sbp> .title http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=122114058&ps=cprs
12:20:11 <phenny> sbp: The Loudness Wars: Why Music Sounds Worse : NPR
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12:35:15 <[bjoern]> .c 1670000s in hours
12:35:15 <phenny> 1 670 000 seconds = 463.888889 hours
12:35:19 <[bjoern]> .c 1670000s *1
12:35:20 <phenny> 1 670 000 seconds * 1 = 19.3287037 days
12:39:57 <[bjoern]> .c 72190000s *1
12:39:57 <phenny> 72 190 000 seconds * 1 = 2.28761192 years
12:41:57 <[bjoern]> .c 234802904s *1
12:41:58 <phenny> 234 802 904 seconds * 1 = 7.44061396 years
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12:46:01 <Monty> hey libby
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13:05:54 <[bjoern]> .c 1 year in seconds
13:05:55 <phenny> 1 year = 31 556 926 seconds
13:09:19 <[bjoern]> .c 18606s * 1
13:09:20 <phenny> 18 606 seconds * 1 = 5.16833333 hours
13:12:20 <[bjoern]> .c 1 month in seconds
13:12:21 <phenny> 1 month = 2 629 743.83 seconds
13:13:40 <[bjoern]> .c 1285263s *1
13:13:41 <phenny> 1 285 263 seconds * 1 = 14.8757292 days
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13:26:59 <Monty> welcome, leobard41
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16:10:36 <[bjoern]> .c seconds in a month
16:10:37 <phenny> 1 month = 2 629 743.83 seconds
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16:40:32 <sbp> .c 6 * 24
16:40:32 <phenny> 6 * 24 = 144
16:40:43 <sbp> Monty: remind me in 144 hours to do book stuff
16:40:43 <Monty> sbp: Okay, I'll remind you about that on Wed Jan 13 16:38:51 GMT 2010
16:40:59 <sbp> .c 5 * 24
16:40:59 <phenny> 5 * 24 = 120
16:41:12 <sbp> Monty: remind me in 120 hours to optionally do book stuff. or tomorrow, whatevs
16:41:12 <Monty> sbp: Okay, I'll remind you about that on Tue Jan 12 16:39:20 GMT 2010
16:41:39 <sbp> Monty: remind me in 144 hours to do it if you didn't do it yesterday, that is
16:41:39 <Monty> sbp: Okay, I'll remind you about that on Wed Jan 13 16:39:47 GMT 2010
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18:25:13 <sbp> 18:24 <sbp> SHATNER STEALING MEXICO TOUCHERS
18:25:13 <sbp> 18:24 <Monty> in Winnipeg tonight!
18:25:14 <Monty> What does that suggest to you ?
18:25:25 <sbp> let's leave the conclusions to the audience
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23:56:11 <Monty> hi hannes_, how ya doing?