Swhack! 26 February 2010
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13:36:08 <sivy> mornin
13:53:02 <sbp> yo sivy
13:53:03 <sbp> sup?
13:53:12 <sivy> nammach
13:53:21 <sivy> been trying out emacs lately
13:53:33 <sivy> which feels weird for a mac guy
13:55:07 <sivy> sbp: you an emacs user?
13:55:41 <sivy> (i can't recall)
14:08:58 <kpreid> sivy: the most recent emacs I installed through MacPorts has cmd-key shortcuts in the default config
14:09:16 <sivy> kpreid: yeah, it does (i use aquamacs)
14:09:22 <sivy> which isn't bad
14:09:32 <sivy> i've added a bunch of modes that I like
14:09:36 <sivy> I do a lot of perl dev
14:09:41 <sivy> (unfortunately?)
14:09:55 <sivy> so I've got perltidy and perlcritic modes
14:10:07 <sivy> perltidy is noce - i've got it set up to run on save
14:10:14 <sivy> and neatify my code
14:10:16 <sivy> :-)
14:10:25 <sivy> s/noce/nice/
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14:54:49 <sbp> emacs, yeah
14:54:59 <sbp> I use http://inamidst.com/emacs/config to make it more or less usable
15:04:00 <jeanniecool> SeanB: I use http://inamidst.com/emacs/penis to make it more or less usable
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15:26:39 * jeanniecool has a new fave caption
15:26:42 <jeanniecool> http://babieswithlasereyes.com/post/403200320/if-capslock-is-cruise-control-for-cool-then-lens
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16:35:35 <H0gan> .g jibble irc bot
16:35:35 <phenny> H0gan: http://www.jibble.org/pircbot.php
16:37:11 <clsn> .leo taschen
16:37:13 <phenny> pocket tracer = der Taschen-Prüfgenerator
16:37:14 <phenny> to line one's pockets = sich die Taschen füllen
16:37:15 <phenny> to skin so. - fleece so. (coll.) = jmdm. die Taschen leeren (fig.)
16:37:15 <phenny> — http://dict.leo.org/ende?search=taschen
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18:25:32 <sbp> whoops, I meant /config/emacs
18:25:38 <sbp> not /emacs/config
18:25:51 <sbp> jeanniecool's penis doesn't work either
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20:38:45 <jeanniecool> Damn, SeanB.
20:38:53 <jeanniecool> You should make it so it does.
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21:02:08 <sivy> sbp: ping
21:02:21 <sivy> sbp: sorry missed your emacs comments earlier
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21:28:52 <sbp> :-)
21:30:12 *** sbp changed the topic to: "Welcome to Swhack, where we don't envy your penis"
21:30:54 *** sbp changed the topic to: "Welcome to Swhack. We don't envy your penis!"
21:30:57 <sbp> better
21:31:07 <sbp> comedy must be allowed to grow
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21:36:50 <jeanniecool> Walk up to him and say, "so we're free agents here?"
21:36:55 <jeanniecool> oops
21:37:00 <jeanniecool> that wasn't for all y'all :-P
21:40:12 <sbp> so you would have us believe
21:40:28 * jeanniecool grins at SeanB
21:40:29 <treed> Was it just for some of us then?
21:40:39 * jeanniecool ain't sayin', treed
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21:42:10 <sbp> 21:34 <pixeltarian> what room is this?
21:42:10 <sbp> 21:34 <pixeltarian> i just see "#"
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21:42:48 * treed used to inhabit # on espernet.
21:43:00 <treed> Until they changed services so that # was no longer registerable.
21:43:02 <sbp> the #es are surely the best channels
21:43:02 * jeanniecool giggles
21:43:04 <sbp> aw
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21:51:44 <sbp> haha. bottom of http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/47380000/gif/_47380973_lifestyle_changes466x633.gif
21:51:55 <sbp> 0% arrived? that's a TERRIBLE delivery rate!
21:51:58 <sbp> bet it was all the snow
21:53:21 <sbp> hahaha
21:53:23 <sbp> —
21:53:25 <sbp> A Ryanair passenger who became enraged when he was told he could not claim a scratchcard prize on his flight ate his winning ticket.
21:53:25 <sbp> The man was flying from Poland to the East Midlands on a Ryanair flight when he won 10,000 euros (£8,765) on a scratchcard he had purchased on board.
21:53:25 <sbp> Ryanair confirmed he ate his ticket on 26 February after cabin staff refused to pay him the winnings immediately.
21:53:27 <sbp> The airline said it could not reveal the winner's identity.
21:53:29 <sbp> Ryanair spokesman Stephen McNamara said the cabin crew and some passengers urged the man not to eat the ticket, but he stood up and ate it anyway.
21:53:32 <sbp> —
21:54:34 <treed> That's uh... wow.
21:55:23 <sbp> I just love "but he stood up and ate it anyway"
21:55:32 <jeanniecool> What a git.
21:55:45 <sbp> no it's not all bad, because they're going to donate the money to charity now
21:56:06 <sbp> plus it was probably better than the in flight meal
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22:02:43 <sbp> http://online.wsj.com/media/0224pod08.jpg
22:04:04 <clsn> I seem to have developed a sudden fascination with and desire to learn Greek.
22:05:03 <clsn> I think it started because I was looking around for old-looking Greek fonts because I wanted to design a Library of Alexandria library card.
22:05:23 <clsn> found one or two with some really funky ligatures.
22:07:36 <clsn> See in particular the GFS Gazis font on http://www.greekfontsociety.gr/pages/en_typefaces18th.html and then look at all the other pages in that series.
22:08:18 <clsn> Though it's a different one with the really cool σπ ligature...
22:08:48 <sbp> a bit surreal: http://online.wsj.com/media/0224pod11.jpg
22:09:07 <sbp> ugh, don't talk to me about Greek ligatures
22:09:26 <jeanniecool> It reminds him of that weekend he'd rather forget, clsn.
22:09:36 <sbp> archaic Greek ligatures are nuisances to me
22:09:49 <clsn> Ah, the Baskerville one.
22:10:16 <sbp> http://online.wsj.com/media/0224pod13.jpg
22:10:29 <clsn> yeah, Greek ligatures, especially at that period that 18th-century font-designers liked to borrow from, were really difficult to read and annoying.
22:10:57 <clsn> And the less said about ligating Greeks the better perhaps.
22:12:08 <sbp> http://online.wsj.com/media/0223pod09.jpg
22:12:21 <clsn> The Baskerville joins σ and π replacing the π with the variant ϖ, giving sorta three loops...
22:13:00 <sbp> http://online.wsj.com/media/0223pod13.jpg
22:13:08 <sbp> I like how most of them are pointed at his cock
22:13:19 <sbp> as if they expect that to say things which make more sense
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22:17:02 <jeanniecool> ...penis?
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22:22:33 <sbp> well, let's see:
22:22:35 <sbp> "The mass fruit fight commemorates a revolt against a medieval count who tried to sleep with a newlywed on her wedding night."
22:23:30 <[bjoern]> Hello people in the weird little window blinking.
22:24:00 <[[sroracle]]> [bjoern]: They're agents
22:24:03 <[[sroracle]]> I suggest you run
22:24:18 <[bjoern]> why?
22:25:08 <sbp> [BJOERN]
22:25:11 <sbp> U WAIT PLEASE
22:25:12 <[[sroracle]]> Because they will delete you
22:25:15 <sbp> I FIND PIX FOR U
22:26:09 <[bjoern]> Well I am about to move out of bed to the other internetmachine.
22:27:30 <sbp> http://online.wsj.com/media/0210pod12_J_20100210135257.jpg
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22:28:00 <sbp> 573 and 574 are trying to outsexy each other
22:28:16 <[bjoern]> I've spotted the odd one
22:28:19 <sbp> 575 and 576 are twins
22:28:36 <sbp> 488 is smitten with 573, so 574 is probably pissed off
22:28:53 <[bjoern]> 491 arm
22:28:55 <sbp> 490 is playing with his iPod
22:29:07 <[bjoern]> this is kinda like, muppets
22:29:12 <sbp> ooh, he's getting a sneaky vote in
22:29:14 <sbp> heh, yeah
22:29:19 <sbp> down at fraggle UN
22:29:32 <sbp> 331 is pretending that she's on the phone which is very funny
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22:30:18 <[bjoern]> 329 is already on his holidays at the beach
22:30:39 <sbp> I like how 329's earphone isn't even over his ear
22:30:48 <sbp> he doesn't even know what's going on, clearly already holidaying
22:31:09 <sbp> Duchess of Cornwall (SCARY): http://online.wsj.com/media/0209pod01.jpg
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22:31:49 <sbp> Bob Geldof assaults Archbishop Desmond Tutu: http://online.wsj.com/media/0209pod03.jpg
22:31:50 <[bjoern]> 409 is thinking, wait, a minute ago I put my sandwich here
22:32:08 <sbp> but in reality he's already eaten it
22:32:34 <sbp> 579 is really trying to get a dinner order in, which explains his height
22:33:43 <sbp> http://online.wsj.com/media/0209pod11.jpg
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22:34:47 <[bjoern]> that his dinner?
22:35:08 <sbp> the caption doesn't say
22:35:19 <sbp> "MAKING A SPLASH: An amphibious bus was tested in the River Clyde in Glasgow Tuesday. The Dutch-made vehicle could eventually replace existing ferry service across the river": http://online.wsj.com/media/0209pod15.jpg
22:35:43 <sbp> I hope you saw the story about the ticket man by the way?
22:35:57 <sbp> if not, http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/8539560.stm
22:36:25 <sbp> spot the odd ones out: http://online.wsj.com/media/0208pod01.jpg
22:37:32 <[bjoern]> #2 wearing a mütze?
22:38:04 <[bjoern]> #8 has a round thing
22:38:32 <[bjoern]> second from the left has two different shoes
22:39:26 <sbp> they won the lottery: http://s.wsj.net/media/0204pow01_J_20100204211601.jpg
22:39:35 <sbp> and now they're snogging in a vat of novelty sized balls
22:39:36 <sbp> I hate them
22:39:50 <[bjoern]> the balls will eat them
22:40:57 <sbp> maybe!
22:40:58 <sbp> http://s.wsj.net/media/0204pow11_J_20100204212929.jpg
22:41:45 <[bjoern]> they said "rain", now I look stupid
22:42:11 <jeanniecool> SeanB, you are just pageslap crazy today!
22:42:36 <[bjoern]> is that less crazy than usual?
22:44:07 <sbp> http://online.wsj.com/media/0204pod03.jpg (yes, that's the referee doing that)
22:46:20 <sbp> http://online.wsj.com/media/0203pod01.jpg
22:46:32 <sbp> doesn't beat the flying Russian penis, but still good
22:48:11 <sbp> traffic police, Mexico City: http://online.wsj.com/media/0203pod12.jpg
22:49:16 <sbp> http://online.wsj.com/media/0202pod02.jpg
22:51:57 <sbp> http://online.wsj.com/media/0201pod01.jpg
22:56:29 <sbp> [[[
22:56:30 <sbp> Go on then, which was your favourite moment of the week? Was it when a cold-eyed Mandy menacingly insisted there was no coercion at Number 10, and it looked for a moment as if he was going to mutter through cotton wool, "Nada, niente, capisce?", before stubbing out a cigar in the palm of his hand?
22:56:37 <sbp> ]]] — http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/newsnight/8536430.stm
22:56:43 <sbp> that probably was the best news moment
22:57:18 <sbp> wow, this article has hyperlinks
22:57:26 <sbp> the BBC are sloooowwWWwly learning
22:58:00 <sbp> hehe: "Billy Bragg has accumulated a whopping thirty-two thousand angry people on Facebook. People who feel SO ANGRY they will push a button."
22:58:58 <sbp> 22:19 <jnthn> :-)
22:58:58 <sbp> 22:19 <PerlJam> jnthn: who's julia?
22:58:58 <sbp> 22:19 <jnthn> <awkward look>
22:58:59 <sbp> 22:19 <PerlJam> :-)
23:00:15 <sbp> I have slapped no pages today that I know of
23:00:41 <sbp> is that what a courtier does instead of pimpslapping, I wonder?
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23:03:38 <sbp> [[[
23:03:39 <sbp> A pimp who uses violence and intimidation to control his prostitutes is called a "jonas pimp," while those pimps that use psychological trickery to deceive younger prostitutes into becoming hooked into the system are called "finesse pimps."
23:03:47 <sbp> An important part of the business is obtaining and maintaining a selection of prostitutes. Losing one's prostitute to another pimp is known as getting "peeled". Informing a pimp that one of his prostitutes has switched pimps is a professional courtesy, and any attempt to respond to this courtesy with violence will quickly get the violent pimp labeled a "Gorilla" or "Godzilla".
23:04:00 <sbp> ]]] — Wikipedia, knowing a scary amount about pimps
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23:15:56 <sbp> .wik Bulbophyllum erratum
23:15:57 <phenny> "Bulbophyllum erratum is a species of orchid in the genus Bulbophyllum." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bulbophyllum_erratum
23:25:46 <sbp> Eadweard J. Muybridge: "Muybridge was born Edward James Muggeridge at Kingston upon Thames, England. He is believed to have changed his first name to match that of King Eadweard as shown on the plinth of the Kingston coronation stone, which was re-erected in Kingston in 1850."
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