Swhack! 1 March 2010

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03:20:03 <clsn> It's St David's Day tomorrow.  Wear a daffodil.
03:20:31 <[bjoern]> But what has St David ever done for us?
03:21:16 <clsn> I dunno, I'm not really big in Christian history.  But why should St Patrick get all the press?  He was from Wales too!
03:22:13 <[bjoern]> I thought they abandoned Jesus fandom over there and made their own religion.
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03:29:36 <clsn> It was the other way 'round, wasn't it?  St Patrick came over from Wales and converted the Irish pagans.
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03:30:07 <[bjoern]> I don't see how that would make him popular.
03:36:44 <clsn> It wouldn't seem to, I know, but for some reason that does seem to be a big draw with some people.
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09:43:35 <Talliesin> .cp S
09:43:35 <phenny> Talliesin: .cp has been replaced by .u
09:43:38 <Talliesin> .u S
09:43:39 <phenny> U+0053 LATIN CAPITAL LETTER S (S)
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15:34:22 <sivy> sbp: hello
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15:38:31 <jeanniecool> sivy:  penis
15:38:43 <sivy> hm.
15:39:06 <sivy> not the usual greeting...
15:40:06 <jeanniecool> Oh, sure it is!
15:42:40 <Talliesin> It's a usual greeting from jeannie
15:43:32 * jeanniecool nods at Talliesin
15:43:39 <jeanniecool> He's right.
15:43:40 * jeanniecool shrugs
15:43:46 * jeanniecool can't explain it.  It just is.
15:44:43 <Talliesin> Perhaps you are either not getting enough contact with penises, or else you are getting too much.
15:45:18 <sivy> what i'm getting too much contact with is emnacs
15:45:20 <sivy> emacs
15:45:31 <jeanniecool> Well, since my last contact was ~a month ago,
15:45:37 * jeanniecool is gonna go with not enough, Talliesin  :-P
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15:59:06 <sivy> anyone want to write some elisp for me? I don't have time to learn it right now. :P
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16:06:32 <jeanniecool> elisp
16:06:32 <jeanniecool> elisp
16:06:33 <jeanniecool> elisp
16:06:34 <jeanniecool> elisp
16:06:44 <jeanniecool> Was that helpful, sivy?
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16:14:38 <sivy> jeanniecool: oh, thanks! yes!
16:14:54 <jeanniecool> You're very welcome, dear.
16:15:00 * jeanniecool likes to be "helpful"
16:15:32 <sivy> oh you were! complete with air-quotes
16:16:15 * sivy is currently imagining jeanniecool as a 50-yo British ex-hacker housewife
16:16:20 * jeanniecool grins delightedly
16:16:32 <jeanniecool> Hmm.
16:16:40 * jeanniecool was never that much of a geek
16:16:47 * jeanniecool is also Usian
16:17:03 <sivy> sort of an xkcd mrs roberts
16:17:18 <sivy> it was the " ,dear" that did it
16:17:27 <jeanniecool> "mrs roberts"?
16:17:46 <sivy> start here
16:17:47 <sivy> http://xkcd.com/341/
16:20:16 <jeanniecool> ah
16:20:22 <jeanniecool> THAT Mrs. Roberts!
16:20:27 * jeanniecool had totally forgotten the name
16:20:48 * jeanniecool wishes she were that 1337  :-/
16:25:30 <[bjoern]> penis.
16:26:01 * jeanniecool hugs [bjoern]
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16:30:36 * jeanniecool hugged [bjoern] so hard he fell off the intarwebz!
16:35:02 <jeanniecool> sivy, I was confused, as I'm an old lady who hangs out in a couple of the xkcd IRC channels
16:35:31 <sivy> heh
16:36:12 <jeanniecool> :-)
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16:42:59 <Talliesin> genitals generally
16:50:45 <Talliesin> phenny, ask sbp if he got a copy of my book yet. I'm curious as to how quickly its getting to people in different countries.
16:50:46 <phenny> Talliesin: I'll pass that on when sbp is around.
16:50:52 <Talliesin> Thank you, phenny
16:51:05 * jeanniecool hasn't, Talliesin!!!
16:51:07 <jeanniecool> :-P
16:51:36 <Talliesin> Have you ordererd one jeanniecool?
16:51:44 <jeanniecool> Well, no.
16:51:49 <Talliesin> Whereas sbp has.
16:51:51 <jeanniecool> That may be why it hasn't arrived.
16:52:18 <Talliesin> Yes, ordering a copy helps drop the delay down pass that infinity hurdle to a much smaller timeframe
16:52:44 <jeanniecool> huh
16:52:47 <jeanniecool> Good tip.
16:52:49 <sbp> Talliesin: yep!
16:52:58 <sbp> it came about a week ago in fact
16:52:59 <sbp> perhaps more
16:53:12 <sivy> anyone know enough elisp to help me figure out why my mode isn't loading?
16:53:26 <[bjoern]> Your approach is unscientific. You should have selected a sample of random swhacklopedians and just mail them a copy without them ordering.
16:53:35 <[bjoern]> It's also cheaper for the rest of us.
16:54:05 <Talliesin> I am not made of books, you know!
16:54:12 <Talliesin> Also, I know none of your postal addresses.
16:54:15 <[bjoern]> Prove it.
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16:57:04 <Talliesin> No.
16:57:17 <Talliesin> sbp, can you remember roughly how long it was tween ordering and receiving?
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16:58:57 <[bjoern]> I am guessing between one or two quarters of a fortnight.
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17:06:17 <jeanniecool> Talliesin, pageslap me ktxh.
17:07:23 * [bjoern] perplexes jeanniecool.
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17:07:32 <Talliesin> Does that mean you want a copy, or that you want me to spank you with a book?
17:07:53 <[bjoern]> You are asking as if those were mutually exclusive.
17:08:09 <jeanniecool> !!!
17:08:14 * jeanniecool was asking for an URL  :-P
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17:11:38 * Talliesin would never spank someone with a book
17:11:41 <Talliesin> It could hurt the book
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17:12:22 <[bjoern]> Would you spank a book with a girl, assuming you don't know it doesn't like it?
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17:12:43 * jeanniecool is far too squishy to hurt a book
17:12:50 <jeanniecool> But we're straying from the point, people!!
17:12:59 <Talliesin> No, but I have plenty of alternative implements to hand.
17:13:12 <Talliesin> http://bit.ly/wtwCom
17:13:30 <[bjoern]> Could you enumerate a few alternatives to girls?
17:13:38 <Talliesin> boys
17:13:54 <Talliesin> Enough of this talk of spanking books. It's sick.
17:14:21 <Talliesin> They either don't deserve it, or else it's something like a jeffry archer that would be too unattractive.
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17:15:18 <jeanniecool> Thx, Talliesin...
17:15:25 <jeanniecool> ...but how would I get it autographed??!?
17:17:02 <Talliesin> I'll stick to spanking sensible things to spank, like my fiancée.
17:17:21 <Talliesin> For autographing either I would have to come to you, or you to me.
17:17:30 <Talliesin> Which is a pity, as signing books is fun.
17:17:47 <jeanniecool> No big US tour which would include a stop in Seattle...?
17:17:55 <sbp> I will investigate things of this nature
17:18:00 <Talliesin> As much as those who sign hundreds a day may complain about it (I should be so lucky).
17:18:20 <sbp> Order: 1st February
17:18:23 <sbp> Dispatch: 10th February
17:18:28 <sbp> probably received it a couple of days later
17:18:35 <Talliesin> Thanks sbp
17:18:39 <sbp> yw!
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17:18:56 <Talliesin> I don't think a big US tour would be cost effective.
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17:20:26 <jeanniecool> :-(
17:20:33 <jeanniecool> But *I*'d buy a book!
17:21:37 <Talliesin> That may not scale
17:21:57 <jeanniecool> Oh.
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17:38:32 <[bjoern]> Sell them with a free spanking during the tour.
17:39:05 <jeanniecool> That might work, [bjoern], Talliesin.
17:39:11 <jeanniecool> At least in some cities.  ;-)
17:39:29 <[bjoern]> Yes, yes, you might want to start in LA, agreed.
17:40:01 <jeanniecool> NYC, and then a tour of the big west coast cities would prolly do it.
17:41:40 <Talliesin> .u •
17:41:41 <phenny> U+2022 BULLET (•)
17:41:58 <[bjoern]> If all else fails, tour through Canada.
17:42:13 <jeanniecool> LA, SF, Portland, Seattle, Vancouver.
17:42:24 <jeanniecool> all have very large kink communities and weird folks.
17:42:29 <jeanniecool> Books and spankings for all!
17:42:44 <Talliesin> Good gimmick, wrong book for it though. The only mention of BDSM in that book is to argue against an association claimed with BDSM.
17:43:09 <jeanniecool> Okay....
17:43:12 <jeanniecool> Write another one, then!
17:43:13 <jeanniecool> :-D
17:43:26 <Talliesin> Yes, next time no witchcraft and only BDSM.
17:43:39 * jeanniecool will want a spanked copy of that one, too
17:43:45 <jeanniecool> I mean autographed!!
17:43:48 <jeanniecool> that's what I meant!
17:43:49 <jeanniecool> Rly!
17:44:25 <Talliesin> There is an author who spanks fans, so that gimmick is already done though.
17:44:32 <Talliesin> Will need a new approach.
17:44:46 <jeanniecool> ...and who is that, pray tell?
17:44:57 <jeanniecool> (no reason, just idle curiosity.  Natch.)
17:45:46 <[bjoern]> It's not difficult to combine witchcraft and bdsm, I've read in this great book written by that author who is very rich and famous now.
17:46:11 <jeanniecool> Anne Rice?  ;-)
17:46:22 * Arnia likes daffodils
17:46:25 <Talliesin> Nope, someone else, but I can't recall who :(
17:46:54 <Talliesin> You're correct [bjoern], it's not difficult to combine them at all, though personally I prefer to keep them separate.
17:47:00 * jeanniecool nods
17:47:51 <[bjoern]> Not seeing why one might want to
17:49:06 <[bjoern]> .gc "Wer flüstert der lügt"
17:49:07 <phenny> "Wer flüstert der lügt": 89
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17:52:36 <Talliesin> Oh, they can certainly strengthen each other, and I know people who combine them well. Not for me though.
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23:47:19 * jessica yawns and stares at "combining witchcraft and BDSM"
23:47:40 <jessica> It's pretty easy to find that crowd.  Go to a Ren Faire.
23:56:59 <sbp> do they have Ren Faires in UK and Ireland?
23:57:18 <Arnia> .wik Ren Faire
23:57:19 <phenny> "A Renaissance fair, Renaissance faire, or Renaissance festival is an outdoor weekend gathering, usually held in the United States, open to the public and typically commercial in nature, which emulates a historic period for the amusement of its guests." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ren_Faire
23:57:40 <Arnia> I've never seen one...
23:58:19 <sbp> I've tended to think of them as an American concoction to paste over their lack of a real history
23:59:06 <sbp> you don't really need a Renaissance fair, perhaps, when you've had a Renaissance