Swhack! 27 June 2010

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02:26:19 <[bjoern]> .c 2^13 + 2^30 + 2^1 + 2^14 + 2^1 + 2^1 + 2^3 + 2^1
02:26:19 <phenny> (2^13) + (2^30) + (2^1) + (2^14) + (2^1) + (2^1) + (2^3) + (2^1) = 1 073 766 416
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09:47:06 <[bjoern]> "According to sources within Pixar Studios, all new employees were required Monday to view an adorable eight-minute animated short about sexual harassment that featured Luxo, the company's iconic hopping desk lamp, and a slinking mustachioed glove known as Fingers."
09:53:52 <[bjoern]> http://www.theonion.com/video/soccer-officially-announces-it-is-gay,17603/
09:56:04 <[bjoern]> (the end is good there)
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10:04:02 <[bjoern]> t-4h
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10:09:57 <[bjoern]> "Christian Groups: Biblical Armageddon Must Be Taught Alongside Global Warming"
10:12:08 <[bjoern]> "MTV scientists have discovered a previously unfilmed species of assholes"
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11:06:44 <[bjoern]> http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3030891/Germans-are-terrified-of-Three-Lions-before-World-Cup-match-with-England.html
11:13:31 <[bjoern]> I wonder if the first pix here is U.S. propaganda http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/world/africa/10426866.stm
11:18:59 <[bjoern]> http://weblogs.hitwise.com/robin-goad/2010/06/times_paywall_initial_data_and.html
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11:51:24 <sbp> the funny thing is that Klose doesn't look entirely scared below the fold
11:54:30 <[bjoern]> So, is "Ultimate" better or worse than "Premium"?
11:54:55 <[bjoern]> Ultimate seems better apparently
11:54:57 <sbp> better
11:55:09 <sbp> though, imagine Ultimate Shit
11:55:13 <sbp> compared to Premium Shit
11:56:16 <sbp> want to see something that will burn your eyes out of their sockets?
11:56:30 <xover> Palmer Home Videos?
11:56:34 <sbp> http://g.sports.yahoo.com/soccer/world-cup/blog/dirty-tackle/post/Landon-Donovan-s-World-Cup-Adventure-of-Epic-Bro?urn=sow,250801 (SCARY SCARY SCARY SCARY SCARY WARNING DON'T CLICK AND ALL OTHER DISCLAIMERS)
11:56:46 <sbp> those would work too, yes
11:56:55 <xover> .gc "Palmer Home Videos"
11:56:56 <phenny> "Palmer Home Videos": 3
11:57:06 <xover> .gc "Paris Hilton Home Videos"
11:57:06 <phenny> "Paris Hilton Home Videos": 110
11:57:13 <xover> So not quite as popular.
11:57:14 <sbp> Google Play degined to introduce that into my random content feed
11:57:28 <sbp> earning it a place on my shit list
11:57:30 <xover> degined?
11:57:39 <sbp> -ig-
11:57:41 <[bjoern]> Strategy is, tell Opera to zoom out to maximum smallness, then load url and decide on next steps.
11:57:50 <xover> Like Betty Ford?
11:58:05 <[bjoern]> I cannot see what would justify your ultimate disclaimer, this is no premium content.
11:58:08 <sbp> good strategy. I don't think Betty Ford invented it though
11:58:15 <[bjoern]> also, not interesting enough to zoom in
11:59:21 <sbp> "In a first for medical science, rats were able to breathe and oxygenate their blood using lungs that had been grown in the lab. This a major step toward being able to grow replacement organs."
11:59:33 <sbp> http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4l9q41wNw1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg
11:59:42 <[bjoern]> .news lung on a chip
11:59:43 <phenny> [bjoern]: http://www.switched.com/2010/06/25/lung-on-a-chip-capable-of-accurately-replicating-natural-lung/
11:59:53 <[bjoern]> They should talk.
12:02:02 <sbp> Grand Prix about to start
12:02:24 <xover> Wasn't Eurovision last month or something?
12:02:39 <sbp> yeah
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13:59:44 <sbp> England vs. Germany starting
14:15:11 <[bjoern]> Penalty shootout yet, or just boring people?
14:18:49 <[bjoern]> well that was fail
14:19:59 <[bjoern]> germany 1:0 england.
14:20:01 <sbp> Germany 1-0 England
14:20:02 <sbp> sigh
14:20:03 <sbp> heh
14:20:08 <sbp> that was fucked up England defence
14:20:12 * [bjoern] <- in the lead
14:20:16 <sbp> sniff
14:20:41 <sbp> goal kick to striker, one or two touches, goal
14:20:48 <jsled> http://www.designboom.com/weblog/cat/8/view/10622/studio-libertiny-unbearable-lightness.html
14:21:04 <jsled> ("the buzz Christ"?)
14:21:23 <[bjoern]> He should have shot, your keeper is like a magnet.
14:21:45 <sbp> dressed like cheese
14:21:56 <sbp> funny, we try the same thing
14:22:01 <[bjoern]> Except less delicious
14:22:26 <sbp> has as many holes in it though according to the replay
14:22:37 <sbp> not his fault though, terrible defence
14:23:10 <[bjoern]> It's just because the three lions scared klose so much.
14:23:34 <[bjoern]> Well now you got the direction of the goal horizontally fixed.
14:23:44 <sbp> hehe
14:24:21 <sbp> Özil looks extremely ill
14:24:30 <[bjoern]> Your coach hilarious.
14:24:43 <sbp> yeah, especially when he gets animated
14:24:52 <sbp> we found him in Italy
14:25:41 <[bjoern]> The cheervuvuzeleaders are trying to animate, but...
14:25:55 <[bjoern]> Well Italy is not France...
14:26:23 <[bjoern]> Was an offside goal btw....
14:26:52 <sbp> oh yeah? nobody's commented on that here yet
14:26:53 <[bjoern]> (a legal one hehe)
14:26:57 <sbp> oh, heh
14:27:10 <sbp> might grasp at that excuse anyway
14:27:15 <sbp> the rules are wrong, etc.
14:27:45 <[bjoern]> Like you wanted to get rid of penalty shootouts in 1990...
14:27:47 <sbp> tackled by the referee
14:29:28 <[bjoern]> According to some random german online poll only 25% believe there will be a shootout.
14:29:59 <sbp> I'd guess 80% belived it here
14:30:17 <[bjoern]> awww
14:30:19 <sbp> almost 2-0
14:30:44 <sbp> that should have been a definite German goal
14:30:45 <[bjoern]> Özil is hurting now more than before.
14:30:51 <sbp> terrible German team, can't score off of that
14:30:56 <[bjoern]> Your keeper is just too good
14:31:17 <sbp> hit one of the non-hole bits of the cheese
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14:31:36 <sbp> Defoe wasn't offside there, but crossbar so whatever
14:32:04 <[bjoern]> 2:0
14:32:05 <sbp> 2-0
14:32:12 <sbp> man, we're going out hardcore
14:32:43 <sbp> nobody even saw Podolski
14:32:57 <sbp> he's made of invisibles
14:33:16 <[bjoern]> Is that still your original keeper? Paid no attention to that...
14:33:29 <sbp> no, this is the better one
14:33:44 <[bjoern]> He probably regrets taking the position.
14:33:57 <[bjoern]> The other had more experience in what he is doing now...
14:34:18 <sbp> Podolski's shot only just went in though
14:34:22 <sbp> so it's more like 1.8-0
14:34:26 <[bjoern]> We will now become overly confident, and then you'll destroy us.
14:34:35 <[bjoern]> see
14:34:38 <sbp> and that was surely worth about 0.2
14:34:41 <sbp> 1.8-0.2
14:35:21 <sbp> you shouldn't underestimate our own confidence problems
14:35:40 <[bjoern]> You seem pretty confident in your lack of confidence.
14:35:56 <sbp> well now you say that, I'm not so sure...
14:36:18 <[bjoern]> that'd would have had me laughing, pity
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14:36:36 <[bjoern]> So you got yourself a rastaman as keeper.
14:36:48 <sbp> I'll give you 0.1 for that attempt
14:37:05 <[bjoern]> see
14:37:07 <sbp> 2-1!
14:37:24 <sbp> defender scores
14:37:33 <[bjoern]> your guy apparently can only score against germany
14:37:49 <sbp> yeah, our commentator just mentioned that too
14:38:00 <[bjoern]> haha
14:38:02 <sbp> ASRIGKPAIOJGPAOJG
14:38:12 <[bjoern]> that would have been it
14:38:20 <sbp> World Cup 1966 IN REVERSE
14:38:29 <sbp> that was way fucking in
14:38:30 <[bjoern]> hahaha
14:38:33 <sbp> feet over the line!
14:38:56 <sbp> haha, commentator just said EXACTLY what I said
14:39:00 <[bjoern]> 66s backwards.
14:39:20 <sbp> corner
14:40:01 <sbp> there's a lot of moaning about FIFA right now
14:40:21 <sbp> linesman from Uruguay
14:40:32 <sbp> extreme complaints
14:41:20 <sbp> so yeah, you've got at least 13 players on the pitch
14:41:29 <sbp> 11 footballers, 1 referee, 1 linesman...
14:43:46 <[bjoern]> Well one of our players looks like he is dying, while you have a rastaman.
14:44:15 <sbp> hmm. so about 12.5 to 11.5...
14:44:30 <[bjoern]> This is not wimbledon.
14:45:30 <sbp> OH HE SEES IT WHEN IT GOES OVER THAT LINE
14:46:20 <[bjoern]> The ball is german too.
14:46:54 <[bjoern]> A pile of skin is posing as nick jagger, and you brought knights, apparently.
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14:47:38 <sbp> our Scottish pundit says David James, goalkeeper, has been the best player
14:59:35 <sbp> commentary at half time is, as you can imagine, mad
14:59:41 <sbp> what's the German half time commentary like?
15:00:07 <sbp> though to the BBC commentary team's credit, they're spending equal time on the goal and on England's generally shitty performance
15:00:08 <[bjoern]> Well if it had been 2:2 we would not know how the rest of the first part would have played out...
15:00:42 <sbp> second half about to start, players coming out
15:02:11 <[bjoern]> I see you want to add a little touch to the game.
15:03:12 <sbp> we knew about them anyway
15:03:21 <sbp> haha
15:03:26 <sbp> guilt card, they just said
15:03:37 <sbp> Friedrich, yellow card for a nothing foul
15:04:06 <sbp> our commentary team notes the referee looks quite uncertain when he came out
15:05:04 <sbp> Gerard shoots without even bothering to look
15:05:56 <sbp> <1> How many people in England would take penalties now?
15:06:09 <sbp> <2> How many people in England? 70 million or something?
15:06:14 <sbp> <1> Give or take a few Germans of course
15:06:32 <nslater> what's happened with the football?
15:06:59 <sbp> going to be one of the most talked about matches ever
15:07:06 <sbp> could change the way football is played in the future
15:07:14 <nslater> fur reals? how come?
15:07:17 <sbp> England strike went a yard over the line off of the crossbar
15:07:20 <sbp> no official saw it
15:07:31 <sbp> instant replay showed it a yard over the line. no England goal
15:07:35 <sbp> and we're losing 2-1 as a result
15:07:59 <nslater> the match is still in play?
15:08:00 <sbp> because FIFA won't allow technology assisted decisions
15:08:05 <sbp> yeah
15:08:09 <sbp> nearly got an England goal there
15:08:23 <nslater> i read an essay about that which i quite like actually
15:08:38 <nslater> i dunno what i was doing reading essays about footie
15:08:47 <sbp> Lampard's shot off of the crossbar
15:08:56 <sbp> <1> Best shot yet from Frank Lampard
15:09:04 <sbp> <2> I think the BEST shot might have been the goal that he scored...
15:09:33 <sbp> Uruguay linesman gives us a very marginal offside decision
15:09:48 <nslater> the argument was that the idea behind pro football is that the rules are identical to football you can play at home in the park
15:10:07 <[bjoern]> Well outdoing http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1966_FIFA_World_Cup_Final might take a while
15:10:12 <sbp> don't bother using that argument in the pub this evening
15:10:15 <nslater> that the game is designed to scale down. so that means no time keeping board, no team of referees, no tech assisted refs
15:10:28 <nslater> i shalnt be in the pub. and i dont know enough to argue it either
15:10:33 <nslater> just something i read that seemed to make sense
15:10:48 <[bjoern]> We so suck at corners.
15:10:59 <sbp> hope so
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15:11:24 <sbp> lot of short corners being played at this World Cup
15:11:26 <sbp> sort of a feature
15:13:33 <sbp> good run from Defoe
15:15:34 <sbp> <1> Our assistant coach's grasp of Italian is getting better through the game
15:15:38 <sbp> <2> Swear words at least
15:15:54 <sbp> James having a massive go at defence again
15:15:58 <sbp> rightly so
15:17:57 <[bjoern]> I propose we play more on your half of the field.
15:19:01 <sbp> if I were an England player now I'd take a massive crack at a German player in the German box, see if the referee had the nerve to show a red
15:19:22 <sbp> actually I wouldn't. but it would be interesting if somebody did
15:21:06 <[bjoern]> http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01074/SSB_1074126a.jpg
15:21:22 <sbp> hehe
15:21:53 <[bjoern]> "WHATEVER the result of Sunday's game, use football to goad your fella into some top sex"
15:21:58 <sbp> actually, in the box and dive...
15:22:48 <[bjoern]> haha
15:22:50 <[bjoern]> 3:1
15:22:51 <sbp> ...
15:23:34 <[bjoern]> shouldn't put your whole defense in our part of the field.
15:23:48 <sbp> <1> Schweinsteiger did REALLY well...
15:23:55 <sbp> <2> [SARCASM] What, you mean passed it to someone's feet?
15:24:06 <[bjoern]> <?> what's with the list item markers.
15:24:14 <sbp> commentator 1 and commentator 2
15:24:21 <[bjoern]> ah i see
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15:24:40 <[bjoern]> faux dialog or do you actually have two?
15:24:45 <sbp> actually have two
15:24:51 <sbp> all quotes with 1 and 2 from them
15:24:55 <[bjoern]> splendid.
15:25:49 <[bjoern]> next de:uk game you put Wogan up there.
15:26:02 <[bjoern]> haha
15:26:05 <[bjoern]> 4:1
15:26:06 <sbp> >!£$@!>$@!
15:26:22 <sbp> wow, we're falling apart
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15:27:39 <[bjoern]> still talking about the "2:2"?
15:28:46 <sbp> no, Harry Redknapp points out they took a good striker off and put a shit one on
15:29:01 <sbp> he's our top club coach basically
15:29:20 <sbp> dismal playing, dismal coaching
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15:29:47 <[bjoern]> we should get whoever got the card off the field really
15:30:05 <sbp> this is our worst ever defeat at a World Cup finals. previous worst was 4-2 against Uruguay in 1954
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15:30:45 <sbp> <1> Ah well, there's always Wimbledon
15:30:50 <sbp> <2> They have technology there, Mark!
15:31:13 <[bjoern]> They had a malfunctioning scoreboard and website, couldn't handle scores that high there
15:31:32 <[bjoern]> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isner–Mahut_match_at_the_2010_Wimbledon_Championships#Scoreboard_failure
15:31:38 <sbp> hehe
15:31:49 <sbp> yeah, I noticed that when it happened
15:32:41 <sbp> England fans are chanting "England's going home"
15:32:54 <[bjoern]> 67 min: THIS COULD BE IT FOR ENGLAND. Germany 3-1 England.
15:32:55 <[bjoern]> 70 min: THIS IS SO EASY NOW. Germany 4-1 England. -- (Guardian live ticker)
15:33:12 <[bjoern]> Doing a France there then?
15:33:15 <sbp> from the popular song "Football's coming home" when we hosted Euro 96
15:33:26 <sbp> yeah, somewhat
15:33:32 <sbp> commentators are worried about a 5-1 scoreline
15:33:37 <sbp> brings back memories
15:33:56 <[bjoern]> You could also lose 4:2 with some effort!
15:34:36 <[bjoern]> http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01074/carousel_satisfact_1074159a.jpg
15:34:38 <sbp> yeah, maybe. could equal our worst ever if we try hard
15:34:48 <sbp> awesome
15:34:58 <sbp> they're busy at The Sun
15:35:29 <[bjoern]> Probably just had to put the text in, graphics all prepared...
15:35:34 <sbp> heheh
15:36:24 <sbp> <1> We'd say the same [about technology being needed] if it happened to Germany
15:36:28 <sbp> <2> Absolutely! Absolutely right!
15:37:06 <sbp> just wide, sigh
15:37:40 <sbp> Johnson takes down Özil, gets a yellow
15:37:45 <[bjoern]> Johnson looks unhappy
15:37:54 <sbp> yeah
15:38:09 <[bjoern]> But then Özil has looked dying the whole game.
15:38:21 <sbp> despite his excellent run, yeah
15:38:27 <sbp> maybe there are two Özils on the pitch
15:38:33 <[bjoern]> Could be a ploy...
15:38:34 <sbp> that would explain a lot
15:38:55 <sbp> Schweinsteiger seems to pass to himself from the other side of the pitch too
15:38:58 <[bjoern]> Özil <-> Kiesling
15:40:25 <sbp> commentator points out that we can't work out whether Germany are very very good (from the whole tournament to date) or we're just very very bad
15:40:25 <sbp> my vote is both
15:40:26 <[bjoern]> I notice how the british children in the audience they choose to show are mostly obese.
15:40:32 <nslater> should i watch the end of this match?
15:40:37 <nslater> just went to the shop, i feel like im there already
15:40:42 <nslater> people shouting and screeming through windows
15:40:46 <[bjoern]> While they mostly show smoking hot german females.
15:40:53 <nslater> i mean, either that, or there's a spurt of domestic abuse in my area
15:40:56 <sbp> I suspect the end of the match will not match the drama we've had so far
15:41:00 <[bjoern]> Could be us haxoring the feed!
15:41:03 <sbp> but you never know at this rate
15:41:10 <nslater> what channel?
15:41:19 <sbp> BBC 1
15:41:24 <nslater> cool
15:41:25 <nslater> its on
15:41:39 <sbp> white = Germany
15:41:43 <[bjoern]> hehe
15:42:03 <[bjoern]> England wears cheese.
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15:42:17 <nslater> thanks
15:42:21 <sbp> plays cheese too
15:42:24 <nslater> which end are we?
15:42:25 <nslater> right?
15:42:35 <sbp> we are striking from left to right
15:42:36 <[bjoern]> Look at the cheeseman
15:42:38 <nslater> wtf was that
15:42:49 <[bjoern]> that's called offside.
15:42:49 <nslater> huh?
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15:42:54 <nslater> nono no i know offside
15:42:55 <sbp> hehe
15:43:09 <nslater> i mean, if we're white, and stricking l->r why are we running left?
15:43:25 <[bjoern]> Read the backscroll again
15:43:27 <sbp> close up of England fan going "why..."
15:43:29 <nslater> wait
15:43:34 <sbp> <sbp> white = Germany
15:43:35 <nslater> oh
15:43:36 <nslater> haha
15:43:39 <nslater> listen, it's hot okay
15:44:18 <nslater> hehe, this is the first bit of football ive watched of the cup
15:44:27 <nslater> bloomin ell THE BEEEEEES THE BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
15:44:53 <sbp> ZzZZvvVvvVuvUuuuuuuu
15:45:11 <nslater> how much overtime are we likely to get?
15:45:18 <sbp> good Lampard shot
15:45:19 <[bjoern]> We could do worse with our keeper.
15:45:21 <sbp> my guess: three minutes
15:45:32 <[bjoern]> I would guess that aswell.
15:45:48 <sbp> they seem to like adding +3 at this World Cup
15:46:02 <sbp> would like to see the stats on that
15:46:14 <[bjoern]> we had +1 on ht, that seemed a bit low
15:46:29 <sbp> yeah
15:46:30 <[bjoern]> regular time up
15:46:35 <[bjoern]> 2 min
15:46:37 <sbp> damn, +2
15:46:56 <nslater> i must admit it is kinda fun imagining that im watching the same thing half the rest of the country is
15:47:02 <nslater> did some guy just say 2 minutes?
15:47:10 <[bjoern]> Yes, so did we
15:47:13 <sbp> twice
15:47:37 <sbp> the Anglo-German alliance is working well on Swhack at least
15:47:44 <sbp> not so sure about the pitch
15:47:55 <sbp> come on guys, work out a way for us to both go through
15:48:14 <sbp> I want ENG vs. GER matches all the way through to the final
15:48:23 <[bjoern]> hehe
15:48:25 <sbp> we didn't even get penalties. cheated out of our nerve wracking match
15:48:34 <sbp> that's it
15:48:40 <[bjoern]> Germany won.
15:48:43 <sbp> time to sack Capello
15:48:53 <sbp> worst England defeat ever at the World Cup
15:49:05 <[bjoern]> You did worse elsewhere?
15:49:20 <sbp> probably some other tournament
15:50:41 <[bjoern]> 'A 6–3 loss in 1953 to Hungary, was their first ever defeat at Wembley by a team from outside of the British Isles. In the return match in Budapest, Hungary won 7–1. This still stands as England's worst ever defeat. After the game, a bewildered Syd Owen said, "it was like playing people from outer space".'
15:51:20 <sbp> heh!
15:51:25 <sbp> well see, that's what happened
15:51:27 <[bjoern]> We've been one of the last 8 teams since 1954, so this does not come as a surprise.
15:51:31 <sbp> they prepared for some tentacle tackles
15:51:48 <sbp> and you've never gone more than 20 years between World Cup wins
15:52:03 <sbp> Alan Shearer says we can't defend this performance
15:52:40 <[bjoern]> Next we will have to defeat Argentina (or Mexico if Argentina has an outer-space problem.)
15:52:57 <sbp> yeah, that game is tonight. should be fun
15:53:06 <sbp> I predict Argentina will just destroy you
15:53:13 <sbp> they would have double destroyed us
15:53:21 <sbp> they look really, really good
15:53:26 <sbp> though they did last tournament too...
15:53:30 <sbp> went out to Italy I recall
15:53:51 <[bjoern]> Yeah but we are Kruppstahl.
15:53:56 <nslater> so what made it a match to talk about?
15:53:56 <sbp> .leo Krupp
15:53:58 <phenny> &nbsp;der Krupp = &nbsp;croup (med.)
15:53:59 <phenny> &nbsp;der Krupp &#160;&#160;- Kehlkopfdiphtherie = &nbsp;croup &#160;&#160;- diphtheric (med.)
15:54:01 <phenny> &nbsp;die Alfried Krupp von Bohlen und Halbach-Stiftung = &nbsp;Alfried Krupp von Bohlen and Halbach Foundation
15:54:02 <phenny> — http://dict.leo.org/ende?search=Krupp
15:54:02 <sbp> .leo stahl
15:54:03 <phenny> &nbsp;carbon steel = &nbsp;der Stahl
15:54:04 <phenny> &nbsp;iron steel = &nbsp;der Stahl
15:54:05 <phenny> &nbsp;der Stahl &#160;&#160;- im Gegensatz zu Edelstahl = &nbsp;ordinary steel
15:54:06 <phenny> — http://dict.leo.org/ende?search=stahl
15:54:18 <sbp> AND EN BEE ESS PEE ;
15:54:34 <sbp> nslater: worst England defeat, strangest disallowed goal
15:54:40 <[bjoern]> .gc "Hart wie Kruppstahl"
15:54:41 <phenny> "Hart wie Kruppstahl": 1,660
15:55:04 <nslater> i want to see a highlight of it
15:55:12 <nslater> you think theyll show it
15:55:14 <nslater> ?
15:55:27 <[bjoern]> They might not want to.
15:55:30 <sbp> Capello gets asked how big a turning point Lampard's goal was
15:55:31 <nslater> lol
15:55:35 <sbp> and he didn't even understand the question
15:55:38 <nslater> whos this capello?
15:55:42 <sbp> might be a coaching clue here
15:55:47 <sbp> nslater: the England manager and coach
15:55:55 <nslater> ah, who should be sacked?
15:55:58 <sbp> yeah
15:56:03 <nslater> he seems... not with it
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15:56:17 <sbp> yeah, he didn't bother to learn English
15:56:22 <nslater> he's talking about it like some dude on the street who's more thinking "hmm, why is this person asking me about football"
15:56:23 <sbp> wow, I think he's having it translated
15:56:33 <[bjoern]> He might in fact currently reside in a Piñata.
15:56:40 <sbp> yeah
15:56:40 <nslater> lots of shoulder shrugs
15:56:45 <sbp> the players were terrible too
15:56:52 <sbp> I don't normally like blaming the manager
15:56:56 <sbp> because it's usually the players' fault
15:57:04 <sbp> but he did make some bizarre decisions
15:57:11 <nslater> "today we played a good game"
15:57:30 <sbp> Capello says we played well, yeah
15:57:35 <sbp> pundits: "wtf"
15:57:37 <[bjoern]> phenny, "Ich spiele ja nicht mit Absicht schlecht."?
15:57:38 <phenny> [bjoern]: "I play so bad, not on purpose." (de to en, translate.google.com)
15:57:39 <nslater> well
15:57:51 <[bjoern]> (Müller)
15:57:54 <nslater> linicker (?) tries to apply the principal of language barrier charity
15:57:58 <nslater> the rest just disagree
15:58:01 <sbp> yeah, heh
15:58:29 <nslater> highliiiiights
15:58:49 <[bjoern]> Beckham wanted to strangle the referee
15:59:19 <[bjoern]> http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01074/carousel_lampard_3_1074150a.jpg
15:59:41 <nslater> the colours are confusing
15:59:46 <nslater> i expect england to be white
16:00:33 <[bjoern]> That's your home colour.
16:00:56 <[bjoern]> Our home colour is white+black, our away colour black+white...
16:02:22 <sbp> nslater: here we go
16:02:40 <nslater> how rhe fuck
16:02:49 <nslater> how did they do that 3d interpolation?
16:04:03 <nslater> thats so weird
16:04:12 <nslater> fifa's excuses sound so week
16:04:19 <nslater> "technology is expensive"
16:04:20 <sbp> extremely weak, yeah
16:04:29 <sbp> "fans love to debate things" was the best one
16:04:31 <nslater> this isn't some sunday league
16:04:34 <nslater> its the bloomin world cup
16:04:38 <nslater> yeah
16:04:49 <sbp> yeah, these matches affect the economies of the home countries
16:04:53 <sbp> heh. I mean that's *big*
16:05:04 <nslater> i like linicker's response to the "the decision should be made by a human"
16:05:08 <sbp> hehe, yeah
16:05:12 <[bjoern]> "But since Germany's Euro 96 win, the two teams have been much of a muchness."
16:05:13 <nslater> which was "might help if he could see a camera"
16:05:13 <sbp> "you'd think a camera would help a bit"
16:05:15 <nslater> yeah
16:06:00 <[bjoern]> "Anyway, the English papers have been embarrassing themselves today, as you'd expect. It's been war this, blitz that, Churchill speeches the other. Any English fan thoroughly sick of this myopic nonsense" especially now...
16:06:17 <nslater> they have???
16:07:03 <sbp> I saw some of that this morning
16:07:05 <[bjoern]> http://imgur.com/QxJvh
16:07:16 <nslater> i wonder
16:07:25 <sbp> was wondering why we needed to psych ourselves up
16:07:35 <sbp> (answer = sells more copy of course)
16:07:45 <sbp> lols at QxJvh
16:07:50 <nslater> in england, football support tends to blend with nationalism quite a bit, but the english version of nationalism (which i find distasteful)
16:07:57 <nslater> is this common in other countries? or is it just us?
16:08:28 <tav> man
16:08:38 <[bjoern]> http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01074/sss_1074164a.jpg
16:09:14 <[bjoern]> Slightly below, "German 1 Englishman 0 -- SEBASTIAN VETTEL pipped Lewis Hamilton in Euro GP after Mark Webber's crash"
16:10:59 <sbp> lots of praise here for Özil by the way
16:11:06 <sbp> pundits very impressed with his last goal
16:11:26 <[bjoern]> Özil didn't score.
16:11:37 <sbp> moral goal
16:12:11 <[bjoern]> "82 min: Johnson is booked for hauling Ozil down on the left wing. He had no choice; the brilliant young German would have been in acres in the England half had he not."
16:12:26 <sbp> two pundits think Capello will go, third says he probably will
16:12:38 <sbp> yeah, I think that's right
16:12:43 <sbp> better a yellow than a 5-1 defeat
16:13:28 <nslater> ".england-defence { display : none; } "
16:13:34 <tav> heh
16:13:34 <sbp> heh, heh
16:13:38 <[bjoern]> "Only celebrating Germany fans are left inside the Free State Stadium."
16:13:43 <nslater> "Maybe if the players has spent as long training as they had making fucking adverts we would've done better."
16:13:49 <sbp> haha
16:14:19 <[bjoern]> "I would say one thing - it didn't matter what system England had played today, they played so badly they would have been beaten in any formation." - BBC Sport's Alan Hansen
16:14:20 <sbp> closed with a comparison of the two World Cup goals by the way, 1966 and 2010
16:15:18 <sbp> turned to BBC News
16:15:24 <sbp> interviewing a pretty German girl
16:15:31 <sbp> who is so airheaded she thinks you can beat Argentina
16:15:35 <[bjoern]> See my earlier comment
16:16:01 <nslater> priceless antiques?
16:16:02 <sbp> she says: "If you want to have the second goal you can have it, we still win."
16:16:18 <[bjoern]> .leo Milchmädchenrechnung
16:16:19 <phenny> &nbsp;naive (also: naïve) assessment of the situation = &nbsp;die Milchmädchenrechnung
16:16:20 <phenny> &nbsp;naive (also: naïve) fallacy = &nbsp;die Milchmädchenrechnung
16:16:21 <phenny> — http://dict.leo.org/ende?search=Milchm%C3%A4dchenrechnung
16:16:30 <[bjoern]> phenny, "Milchmädchen"?
16:16:31 <phenny> [bjoern]: "Milkmaid" (de to en, translate.google.com)
16:20:54 <[bjoern]> At least France, Italy, the U.S. got all kicked out before you.
16:22:33 <sbp> yeah!
16:22:35 <sbp> that's the spirit!
16:22:54 <sbp> you wouldn't be trying to cheer me up if you lost though
16:23:22 <[bjoern]> I just like mocking them.
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16:42:10 <[bjoern]> The first paragraph in http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giovanni_Trapattoni#Coaching_career captures our experience with italian coaches well.
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16:49:43 <[bjoern]> haha Merkel and Cameron watching together
16:50:23 <[bjoern]> they had English commentary...
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17:50:49 <sbp> interviewing England fans
17:51:00 <sbp> both pundits and fans very magnanimous towards Germany
17:51:36 <nslater> .w https://www.assembla.com/spaces/olivemedia/tickets/61
17:51:37 <phenny> Couldn't get any definitions for https://www.assembla.com/spaces/olivemedia/tickets/61.
17:51:39 <nslater> ooooops
17:51:43 <nslater> .w magnanimous
17:51:43 <phenny> magnanimous — adjective: 1. Noble and generous in spirit
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18:03:22 <nslater> .w insensate
18:03:23 <phenny> insensate — adjective: 1. Having no sensation or consciousness; unconscious, 2. Having no sense; foolish
18:03:51 <nslater> .w conation
18:03:51 <phenny> conation — noun: 1. (philosophy) The power or act which directs or impels to effort of any kind, whether muscular or psychical
18:52:00 <[bjoern]> "CIA chief Panetta: US has driven back al-Qaida" from where where to, I wonder
18:52:10 <[bjoern]> also, 0:0 after 20 minutes.
18:52:47 <[bjoern]> "Soccer governing body FIFA acted immediately to provide officials Jorge Larrionda and Mauricio Espinosa with armed protection"
18:53:22 <[bjoern]> "Dick Cheney, hospitalized for heart problem" I am not sure there is a cure...
18:55:08 <[bjoern]> 'The Times of London published utterly untrue stories about the "climategate" emails; now they regret the error'
19:00:50 <[bjoern]> Argentina in the lead.
19:04:34 <[bjoern]> 'germany england world cup' on google search is #5 currently, just ahead of 'why does my mom turn me on'
19:04:42 <nslater> sbp: "A line was crossed when Frank Lampard's goal was not given."
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